"Coup coup! You're still swollen. You're so bad that you have sores on your head and pus on your feet... But I like it! Hahaha..."
Zuo Xiaoduo was beaming.
Jackie Lee: "
Boss Zuo, I tried my best to give you advice and find a way. In exchange for a sentence, is there a sore on the top of my head and pus on the soles of my feet?
This bitch!
"That's it!"
I made up my mind. Naturally, I couldn't wait for a moment, so I had a trip to the Wang family.
Since you want to vent your anger, you have to be cruel. Zuo Xiaoduo simply pulled up LV Yingfeng as soon as he arrived.
LV Yingfeng has a lot of resentment in his heart than anyone else!
Zuo Xiaoduo is determined.
At present, when his identity is clear and all the curtain has not been opened, he is lending 10000 courage to the Wang family, and he is definitely afraid to do it to himself!
So I am extremely safe!
So everyone went away.
……
Although the heart was like eating a fly's stool, the Wang family still chose to welcome Zuo Xiaoduo, LV Yingfeng and others in with the etiquette of welcoming senior guests.
Wang Han, the head of the family, also greeted him personally and saluted very respectfully.
It's conceivable that Wang's family leader's heart has to hold back his anger and internal injury
"Oh... The Wang family is so big!"
Zuo Xiaoduo took the eight master step, his whole body was full of the style of "son of the throne of heaven Patrol", and his face was reserved: "good, good, this house, great!"
Jackie Li dressed up as a housekeeper, crooked his nose and said, "how much money is this..."
The Wang family looked sideways.
How does the boy dressed as a housekeeper talk? It's still in front of you... Are you a guest like this?
"Ha ha... Be careful." Zuo Xiaoduo said, "you should be flexible and don't tell the truth. It's easy to offend people."
Jackie Li understood: "what big brother said is that my little brother is a straight hearted... But this place is really extravagant. There is a famous saying in ancient times that Zhumen wine and meat stink, and the road has frozen bones... Maybe it's the Wang family."
Wang family:
If you can't speak, just say a few words!
Wang Han held back his anger and smiled: "Zuo Shao came here today. I don't know... But what's important?"
"Nothing."
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled and said, "in fact, there are some things that are hard to tell..."
"Zuo Shao has something to say, just say it."
"Well, the war has been in chaos during this period... My side... Is also full of grass and trees, and has suffered a lot of losses. It's not... Some treasures my father gave me were accidentally lost... It's a little unreasonable..."
My father gave me some babies!
my dad!
Wang Han's face is blue. This... This scare almost made him lose his soul.
What else don't you understand?
At the beginning, we wanted to kill Zuo Xiaoduo's parents... But we didn't find it... If so
Did our Wang family... Almost assassinate the throne??
The cold sweat of Wang Han's Vest came out one layer with a loud voice, and his face was full of white hair sweat.
For a time, I was overwhelmed by rivers and seas in my heart. I didn't pay attention to what Zuo Xiaoduo said.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed: "lost something, lost something, just lost something, ha ha..."
The old boy pretended to be stupid.
But how can I let you pretend to be stupid?
Wang Han woke up. His head was blank for a moment. He could only follow Zuo Xiaoduo's words and eat: "I don't know Zuo Shao... What's missing?"
The moment I asked, I suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
Seeing the smiling face of LV Yingfeng next to him, Wang Han's face finally changed.
side.
Jackie Li stood up with righteous indignation on his face, pointed to Wang Han's nose and angrily scolded, "Wang Han, what are you pretending to be stupid?! your Wang family stole what our boss lost, and you're still innocent! You think you're pretending to be an elephant by putting a donkey bird on your nose? Do you know it's soft when cut off?"
Wang Han almost vomited blood: "my Wang family stole it? Where do you start?"
Countless Wang families glared at Jackie Lee and wanted to rush up and eat him one mouthful at a time!
Zuo Xiaoduo feigned anger: "swollen, what are you telling the truth?"
Then he looked at Wang Han with a fake smile: "Mr. Wang, I'm sorry. As a housekeeper, I don't know how to talk flexibly. I'm straight and like to tell the truth. Don't mind."
I don't mind?
Wang Hanru looks at Jackie Lee like he wants to eat people.
I don't mind!
You Zuo Xiaoduo are really talented!
Is this your housekeeper? Lying to ghosts!
Who doesn't know this is Jackie Lee?
It seems that there is also a high evaluation of "a generation of military division". The generals of the four directions are all salivating. Can you afford such a housekeeper with your small left?
Well, Zuo Xiaoduo is a relative of the throne. It seems that he can still afford it
Wang Han didn't dare to get angry, so he had to bite his teeth: "I didn't steal from the Wang family..." what he said was full of endless frustration and dare to be angry.
"Let your grandmother fart! You didn't steal it! You didn't steal it if you didn't steal it with your red mouth and white teeth? There are human and material evidence! You dare to open your mouth and come here. It's a lie! You think you can pull out shit like an anus when you touch your mouth?"
Jackie Lee yelled: "look at your lack of confidence and obvious guilty virtue. Did your mother get Yin daoyan!?"
Wang Han's blood rushed to his forehead!
That's terrible!
That's terrible!
This son of a bitch's mouth stinks like a cesspit!
"Don't mind, Mr. Wang. In fact..." Zuo Xiaoduo said hypocritically.
Wang Han couldn't help it completely: "Li, where do you say there is someone and material evidence? Take it out! Even if you respect your identity, you can't slander good people in vain!"
"Good man?"
Jackie Li laughed and turned his nose to the sky: "as far as you Wang family are concerned, you dare to speak wildly today. Open your mouth and shut your mouth and say you are a good man. I don't know the word good man, or do I understand the meaning of these two words wrong..."
LV Yingfeng, long Yusheng and others are very satisfied at this time, from the soles of their feet to the tianlinggai.
In particular, LV Yingfeng is about to fly.
It's really poisonous and ugly, but I really like it
Seeing Wang Han's bloody face scolded in front of him is the most peaceful and pleasant thing in his life. Looking at Wang Han's oppressed face, LV Yingfeng feels more and more like this face. I don't see enough!
A little more... Would be better.
And long Yusheng, Yu Moyan and others all suddenly realized it and looked at it.
Jackie Lee's eloquence is really good
No wonder Jackie Lee volunteered to do this job. This guy's eloquence is really good. He's so addicted to swearing. I can't think of many good words in my dream. I know many words and can use them, but they are connected together to form the most vicious words, but I can't think of them
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled and said, "Master Wang, that's the case... You sent me flowers from the other side before... I didn't want them, and I was very angry... This, ha ha, can't hide it from others. Do you know this?"
Wang Han snorted stiffly.
You have no face to say that you robbed it back... And killed all the people, and even came to mention the other shore flowers?
Where's the face?
How interesting?
I know, right? Can I not know?!
Just listen to Zuo Xiaoduo: "but I'm angry for a reason..."
"To be honest..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "at the beginning, my father and my mother were afraid that we were too young and ignorant to cause trouble and provoke people who shouldn't be provoked. In case we were hurt or something... Right, it's not good... In case we provoked that kind of unreasonable bastard, it would inevitably involve our friends and elders to be killed and their graves to be dug, which would inevitably make us more unhappy. Master Wang, do you think so?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a smile, his eyes like a knife.
Wang Han coughed and said, "what Zuo Shao said is... This is human nature..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a smile: "in order to avoid these, my father and my mother prepared something for me. As for me, I really didn't work hard at that time. Since I was a child with rich family conditions, I didn't take anything to heart... I'm really ashamed to come now..."
"It should be noted that one porridge and one meal are hard won when thinking; one thread and one wisp of constant thinking make it difficult for material resources... Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard, Master Wang, are you right?"
Wang Han lowered his head and rolled his eyes.
You are very educated
"Among the things my parents gave me, there is a Tiancai Dibao, um, the other shore flower. Some time ago, it was stolen... There are many star hearts, star soul jade, magic weapons, Tiancai Dibao and so on... Many, many."
"It was really embarrassing, but the amount of materials I stole was really huge, and they had hurt my muscles and bones..."
"Originally, things were stolen, but my skills are not as good as people. I have recognized it. In my life, who doesn't step on dog shit and get sick several times!"
"But today, I feel familiar when I see the other shore flower you sent to me..." Zuo Xiaoduo said.
"The other shore flowers should all look the same?" Wang Han said coldly.
He understands that these guys today are clearly disgusting, blackmail and pure humiliation!
"Ah, what's the implication of Wang's words? Have you seen another flower on the other side? Even more than one?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked in surprise.
If the other shore flower is such a rare treasure, are there many in this world?
"I don't dare, but if the flowers on the other side of the river, although my Wang family has a shallow background, there are still several plants." Wang Han said coldly.
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled and said, "naturally, I didn't question the meaning of Wang's master, but I can be sure that the other shore flower I took today is mine."
"How can you prove it?"
"It's easy to prove, because I've been naughty since I was a child. It's mainly me. I have a strong desire for possession and like to leave my own mark on my own things."
Zuo Xiaoduo explained with a smile on his face: "I pinched one of the petals on the other shore flower with my fingernail... Moreover, I drew a little turtle on the pinching trace. Hehe... It is really that he was young and not sensible at the beginning, but he didn't want to be the evidence of today. Carving and pecking is doomed to laugh and laugh."
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled: "as long as Master Wang takes out the other shore flower, I'll show you. The evidence is conclusive. Naturally, there is no possibility of denial."
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