Chapter 251 - 251 News Update

251 News Update

“How is it? Do I still smell like a human?” Wang Ran raised his arms and asked.

Zhou Meng moved closer to Wang Ran and sniffed him from top to bottom with her small nose.

“You definitely covered it well!”

Zhou Meng continued to sniff Wang Ran.

As she sniffed, their noses stuck together…

“Stop, stop. stop …

“I’m afraid that the smell will be too strong and can’t suppress the zombie smell.”

“Let’s control it first,”

Wang Ran pushed Zhou Meng away decisively.

“Ah, I did catch a whiff,” Zhou Meng said, somewhat sheepishly.

It was probably the smell of hormones.

Zombies didn’t produce such strong hormones.

It would be easy for him to be discovered by a group of zombies like that, especially by female zombies.

He would have to resort to his secret weapon.

Wang Ran took out a can of herring from his backpack.

There was no need to open it completely. Wang Ran only made a small hole in it.

A thick stench wafted out.

Zhou Meng immediately covered her nose and reeled back.

Wang Ran thought for a moment and poured some of it on his pants. This should be able to cover up the male charm that he was constantly exuding.

To be on the safe side, Wang Ran also applied a little on his neck and wrist.

After that, Wang Ran brought Zhou Meng outside.

“Come, give it a try. Do I still smell like a human?”

Wang rRan opened his arms and asked.

Zhou Meng moved her hand away from her nose with an aggrieved expression, and sniffed tentatively.

“Geez, this smell is nuts…

“But Master, you no longer smell human,” Zhou Meng said mournfully.

“That’s good.

“The next part is the most interesting part.”

Wang Ran smiled.

“Master, what are you planning to do?

“Pretending to be a zombie to scare people?” Zhou Meng tilted her head and asked.

“Jumpscares? That would be too boring.

“Let’s walk among the horde.

“I want to find out why would they head east.

“Know thy enemy.”

Wang Ran rubbed Zhou Meng’s head.

Zhou Meng shivered. Canned herring was on her head!

Wang Ran drove the car and headed west with Zhou Meng.

Along the way, Zhou Meng wanted to try the benefits that Su Xiaoyu had enjoyed in the car before, but she was defeated by the scent of the canned herring.

Wang Ran smiled knowingly.

If he ever wanted to rest in the future, some canned herring would do the trick, hehehe.

More than an hour later, Wang Ran could already see the dust rising like a tide in the distance.

The horde of zombies was not far away.

“Xiaomeng, get out of the car. Let’s continue on foot.”

Wang Ran parked his car by the side of the road and led Zhou Meng in the direction of the zombie tide.

After a few steps, Wang Ran saw a rotting corpse on the ground.

A large number of flies surrounded the corpse, and the smell of the burning cement floor was nauseating.

“We’ll pretend to eat the corpses here.”

Wang Ran brought Zhou Meng and squatted in front of the corpse.

Zhou Meng sniffed the corpse, and then sniffed Wang Ran.

“Master…

“Even the rotten corpse smells better than you…” Zhou Meng complained.

It seemed like canned herring was quite lethal to zombies.

“Just play along, would you?”

Wang Ran rapped Zhou Meng’s head.

Zhou Meng stuck out her tongue and could only do as she was told.

Not long after, the first few lines of the horde showed up.

At the front of the group, a red-eyed zombie frowned and stared at Wang Ran and Zhou Meng, who were squatting not far away.

“Brother Liang, our kind seems to be eating up ahead.

“Should I crush them or absorb them?” a zombie with golden eyes asked.

“Go and take a look. If they are ordinary zombies, eat them.

“If they are worth something, absorb them,” the red-eyed zombie replied.

The golden-eyed zombie nodded and ran toward Wang Ran.

“You guys…

“F*ck, what’s that smell? Did you guys eat sh*t?”

The golden-eyed zombie covered his nose disgustedly.

The smell struck him like a thunderclap.

“Ah, food is hard to come by. Beggars can’t be choosers. It’s not the most tasty meal, but we don’t have a choice.”

Wang Ran feigned helplessness.

On the other hand, Zhou Meng was not putting on an act.

Her expression was convincing, because it was the real deal

“One with silver eyes and one with golden eyes…

“You guys are lucky.

“Come, join us.

“Follow us, and we’ll march on. You’ll get a big meal every time we pass a city.

“Are you interested?” the golden-eyed zombie asked.

“Yes, yes, yes, that’s great!” Wang Ran said, pretending to be excited.

“However, that S-City up ahead this path has already been occupied by humans. We were forced out by them.

“Do you want me to show you the way?”

Wang Ran took the initiative to be the guide.

“That’s good!

“I’ll introduce you to the boss, later.

“By the way, my name is Jin Jiawei. You can call me Wayne or Brother Jin, just don’t call me…” said the golden-eyed zombie.

“My name is Wang Ran, and this is my sister-in-law, Zhou Meng.”

Wang Ran also gave a simple self-introduction.

“Sister-in-law… tsk tsk tsk.”

Wayne revealed an expression that all men understood.

Soon, the zombie tide arrived in front of everyone.

Wayne brought Wang Ran and Zhou Meng to the red-eyed zombie.

“This is Brother Liang. He’s in charge of our 100,000 vanguards.

“Brother Liang, this is Wang Ran and his sister-in-law. One has silver eyes and the other has golden eyes. They’re quite strong.

“Wang Ran knows the city up ahead. He can lead the way for us,” Wayne introduced them.

“Sure, sure.

“Let him lead the way. We’ll get ready to sweep the city.

“Oh right, what’s that smell? Did you eat shit?”

Brother Liang, the red-eyed zombie, looked at Wang Ran with disgust.

However, as a red-eyed zombie, even Brother Liang did not realize that Wang Ran was a human.

It seemed that smearing some zombie internal organs on his body, along with a touch of canned herring, worked wonders.

“I went a little overboard with my diet. Please forgive me!”

Wang Ran pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head.

“You… keep your distance.

“Wayne, follow them.”

The red-eyed zombie waved his hand, obviously not wanting to get too close to Wang Ran.

Wayne quickly led Wang Ran and Zhou Meng away from the red-eyed zombie.

Wherever Wang Ran went, the zombies around him would consciously keep a distance from him.

Ordinary zombies were less sensitive to the smell.

“Oh, right. How many zombies do we have here?

Wang Ran grabbed Wayne and started asking around.

“You can ask me questions. But please don’t touch me…”

Wayne evaded him in disgust.

“I only know that there are about 100,000 zombies in our vanguard.

“There’s at least 1,000,000 more behind.

“There were even more in the past! However, they split up halfway and headed north,” Wayne said everything he knew.