Lin Feng originally went out in a cat's body. After hearing this sentence, his fingers paused, and his face was blank for a moment.
But soon, he returned to normal.
Otherwise, if those two Lafayettes saw him, he wouldn't be able to go out today.
After all, on the topic of the child next door, his mother can hold him to talk about it for a day and a night without repeating adjectives.
After Lin Feng came out of the house, he was still a little hesitant.
At the thought of being suppressed, the heart of resistance is greater than anything else.
He first lit a cigarette, leaned against the wall and smoked for a while, then thought of something, and looked it up online.
Typed "What should a man do for the first time"
"Damn it, it sells medicine anyway." Lin Feng complained as he scrolled down the page. Really, does he still need medicine when he is young and energetic?
Huzi... probably don't even need it.
The main reason is that if he buys medicine, the one who suffers is whether he is healthy or not.
It seems that Du Niang is not completely credible.
Go to a website to find the answer.
With a movement of his fingers, Lin Feng changed the URL again.
Not bad this time, the answer is very much.
But it's all about instructing how to create romance for girls, it's not suitable for him at all.
He can only make a post by himself.
After posting it, he added another sentence: "Two boys do it."
The post went viral in no time.
Countless people came to reply.
"You must buy everything, you know that, right?"
Lin Fenghui: "Is it okay to give some suggestions on construction?" Of course everyone knows about buying a set.
"You have to do a good foreplay, so that the other party will be comfortable. By the way, your health is fine. It's good to monitor it."
Lin Feng didn't hesitate: "It's our first time, no problem."
"Then you should be gentle. If you are not gentle, the other party will hurt."
Lin Feng finally found the point: "It hurts? How much does it hurt?"
"It hurts a lot, after all...you know."
Lin Feng thinks that I am a straight guy who knows how to play football, not to mention that you are still speaking so implicitly, do you dare to be more straightforward.
"Why didn't the landlord speak?"
"Honestly speaking, I have a question now. Could it be that the landlord is the one who was suppressed?"
"It's really like what you said!"
"Landlord, speak quickly!"
Lin Feng was really stupid when he spoke. After knowing the pain from being pressed, Lin Feng started to search for other things, and finally bought a small bottle of Erguotou in the supermarket.
To put it simply, after drinking, even if it hurts, Renren will pass.
What's more, he also drank alcohol when he was such a tiger last time.
Basically, I can't recall anything.
He thought about it, this memory will probably become the dark history of his life, it would be better if it was a little vaguer.
Yes, nothing wrong.
drink!
"Fuck, it's so bitter and spicy."
After Lin Feng took a deep breath, he started to call Yunhu: "I'm at the convenience store at the gate of the community, come out, I have my ID card, let's go open f."
"I've already turned it on." The voice over there sounded weaker than usual, but there was a trace of other things mixed in the light tone for some reason.
Just before Lin Feng wanted to hear clearly.
Yunhu has already reported an address: "Sheraton, 1821, come on."
so fast?
We agreed to go together.
Lin Feng took another sip of wine for himself, and found that Erguotou drank too much, and the taste was not bad, but his whole body was hot.
After almost getting ready, Lin Feng jumped into the taxi and headed straight to the hotel. After all, this kind of thing needs to be done in one go...
Beyond a thousand words: The school grass refuses to authorize, there is no group, if you join a group, please don’t send me a private message on Weibo, it will delay my coding speed, the harm of groups is well known, don’t use my name to create a group, For the nth time, I said, infringement damage, basically my self-cultivation has been exhausted, hey... I want to be quiet in Erguotou, after all, I still need to code.