Chapter 476

"I'm really stupid. If I react a little faster, I'll be happy. Even if I'm scolded by brother Chu, it's worth it. Anyway, it's an accident. Will he break my three legs?" Peng Yaozu patted his head hard and said with remorse.

"Mr. Peng, what did you say?" The female staff member was still beside Peng Yaozu and asked in surprise.

"It's nothing. I said I'd let them change their clothes quickly. Don't always cry. People are in a panic." Peng Yaozu said solemnly.

"Yes." The woman nodded and went back into the dressing room.

Peng Yaozu sighed and went back to the rest room next door. He saw Chujiang with a smile and a cigarette in his mouth.

Peng Yaozu immediately went over and asked with a smile: "brother Chu, just now Have you enjoyed yourself? "

"Well, how to say, it's OK." Chu River light way, a face pretends to force of appearance.

"Damn, it's OK to show you such a beautiful woman. How about sharing your feelings? It can be described in two words Peng Yaozu's eyes lit up.

"Mountain peak."

"A few more words."

"It's all mountains."

"A few more words."

"It's all over the mountain."

"A few more words."

"It's all pretty white peaks, trembling and towering. Below the peaks are mountain streams. Maybe no one has been around for a long time. Maybe no one has been around for a long time. There are many weeds, black and white!"

Chu Jiang added a lot of words in succession, thinking that Peng Yaozu should be satisfied this time.

But I didn't expect Peng Yaozu to imagine for a while with his eyes closed, and then said, "finally, seven words."

Seven words?

You NIMA, is it right!

After cursing in secret, Chu Jiang said casually: "all of him It's a curve

Peng Yaozu finally fainted, as if he was drunk in the beauty pile.

"Ah -"

they were joking. At this time, there was another scream in the dressing room next door. This time, it was Dugu Shuang's cry.

Peng Yaozu reacted very quickly this time. He quickly got up and rushed to the next room.

"Ah -"

"ah -"

"ah -"

"ah -"

the screams of beauties came from the dressing room again, one after another, wave after wave.

When Peng Yaozu rushed to the door, Chu Jiang came out again, still whistling, and dragged Peng Yaozu back by the way.

Peng Yaozu even had the heart to die. If he didn't faint just now, or if he walked a little faster, he would rush in.

"Brother Chu, what happened this time?" Peng Yaozu finally came to Chujiang and asked with his eyes shining.

Listen and imagine. It's also a kind of compensation.

"It's nothing..."

"It's all screaming. It's nothing."

"The cockroaches suddenly appeared in it Then Shuanger screamed. As for the screams of other beauties, they were all for me, of course

Chu Jiang picked up another cigarette.

"Not dressed yet?"

"Yes."

"Are there any different feelings to share?"

Peng Yaozu was very persistent and kept asking.

"In fact, it's nothing. It's all ripe grapes. I decided to pick them one by one and taste them." Chujiang doesn't care about the tunnel.

“……” Peng Yaozu was speechless for a while, and his heart seemed to have tens of thousands of grass mud horses galloping by.

Chu Jiang said, as if nothing had happened, turned up the fashion magazine.

Peng Yaozu walked out of the rest room and came to the door of the dressing room.

Yes, he was thinking, since there is the first scream, the second scream, there should be a third scream.

I'm waiting at the door this time. As long as a certain beauty screams, we'll rush in.

In this case, you can always get there first.

Anyway, it was an accident. I acted as a flower protector. Beauties don't blame themselves, brother Chu It shouldn't be so stingy.

No matter how much, as long as there are beautiful women screaming inside, I will rush in and give up!

After making up his mind, Peng Yaozu lingered in the dressing room for nearly half an hour. He was anxious to urinate, but he still insisted.

He encouraged himself with a story in his heart -

a man made a mistake and needed a woman's forgiveness, so he began to knock on the woman's door.

Men knock and knock all the time, women count in it.

When the man hit ninety-nine, he stopped and left.

At last they broke up.

A few years later, when they were no longer young, the man found that he could not forget the woman, and the woman also found that he could not forget the man, but they had already married and had their own children.One day, they met in some old place.

The man asked, why didn't you open the door at that time?

Female way, why didn't you knock more at that time? I swore in my heart that as long as you knock 100 times, I will forgive you.

The man is speechless.

At the moment, Peng Yaozu imagines himself as a man. Of course, he is not asking for the forgiveness of the beauty, but waiting for the opportunity.

Well, maybe one more second, and the scream will come out.

If you go to the bathroom by yourself, you may miss the chance again. It may be the last chance.

Peng Yaozu held his urine in this way and encouraged himself with classic stories.

"Ah -"

at this time, a beautiful woman screamed again, which should be lonely.

Peng Yaozu, who wandered at the door, rushed in as if he had beaten a chicken's blood.

But there are no white peaks, no weeds, black and white streams.

The beauties have already made up and put on ancient clothes.

Of course, there are still some pretty peaks, but the snow-white skin is blocked by ancient clothes.

Gee!

How come there are twenty or thirty men, the head of whom is also full of flesh and ferocious.

Look at the window again. Well, it should have come in through the window.

In the eyes of the beauty, Peng Yaozu summoned up his courage and said: "who are you? Give you three seconds, and hurry to disappear, or..."

Bang!

Before Peng Yaozu finished, he was kicked in his belly by a man with a face full of flesh.

Poof.

When Peng Yaozu had a pain in his lower abdomen, he couldn't hold his urine any longer and immediately got wet.

There was a smell of urine in the air, which made all the beauties cover their noses and frown.

Peng Yaozu looked at his pants. He really had the heart to die. This time, he lost his shame to his grandmother's house.

In fact, I was just kicked. If I didn't know, I thought I was scared to pee!

He looked hard at the ground, looking for This time, I finally realized the ultimate function of the ground seam.

"Ha ha ha --" the man with a face full of flesh and a group of his subordinates all uttered an arrogant voice, "is this the legendary Chujiang, who kicks and urinates?"

The beauties looked at the men with angry faces.

But everyone in his heart was secretly scolding. When he screamed the first two times, Chujiang was the most active. He was the first to rush in and feast his eyes. This time there was also a scream. Why didn't this guy come?