"Well It's not my purse. It's not my purse. She I'm wrong! " In the bright knife, the color of fear in aunt's eyes, hurriedly waved her hand.
Wu Meiniang almost fainted when she heard that. This aunt's words instantly overturned her original outlook on life and the world.
At this time, Wu Meiniang remembered a group of TV programs she had seen not long ago. The actors robbed their wallets in the street or in the car. Later, they were beaten black and blue, because when the actors stole their wallets, there was always a hero who came to help them.
But Now, I have pointed out the thief face to face, but where is the hero?
At this time, Wu Meiniang began to understand that most of the programs on TV were for show.
"Beauty, as long as you find a passenger to testify for you, I promise that I stole my wallet. Otherwise, if you have nothing to say, I can sue you for slander. In order to punish you, I have to find you to vent my anger!" The thief seemed to be the God who controlled everything on the car. He was very proud. Then he came to Wu Meiniang with a smile.
"Chu The river Wu Meiniang seemed to think of brother Jiang at this time. She turned her head and said that she wanted Chu Jiang to testify for her.
When the thieves saw Wu Meiniang looking at Chu Jiang, they immediately pointed the dagger at Chu Jiang and threatened with chiguoguo.
Wu Meiniang curled her lips. What are these three thieves? How dare they threaten this rebellious master.
Yes, in Wu Meiniang's eyes, Chu Jiang will certainly testify for her.
But when she turned her lips, Chu Jiang said, "say something To be honest, I didn't see him steal his wallet
What about Shenma?
Wu Meiniang looks at Chu Jiang with black lines. He How can you say such a thing?!
"Ha ha ha -" the thieves saw that the men who were close to Wu Meiniang did not dare to testify for Wu Meiniang, and they even laughed blatantly, because they knew that if they wanted to fight against the beautiful woman next, the man would not dare to stand up.
Husband and wife are flying separately in the face of disaster, not to mention just a pair of young friends and girlfriends. Who dares to die when faced with the threat of daggers?
"But I believe my woman, she said you are thieves, you are thieves!" When the three thieves were half laughing, Chu Jiang continued to mend the knife.
The thieves froze with smiles.
Wu Meiniang looked at Chu Jiang angrily: "go, who is your woman?"
"Damn, is your EQ zero? I'm kind-hearted to stand out for you, and you want to tear down my platform!" Chu Jiang deliberately scolded, "just now in the Palace Hotel, I just nodded in front of your grandfather, we may have been forced into the bridal chamber now."
"Forced into the bridal chamber?" Wu Meiniang said with disdain, "just now my grandfather just said that he was engaged. How did you get to your mouth and get into the bridal chamber?"
"Your grandfather does it step by step. As long as I promise to be engaged, he will force me to enter the bridal chamber. Anyway, after being engaged, sooner or later I will enter the bridal chamber. It's better to go in early so that he can have a great grandson." Chujiang laughs.
"Who's going to enter the bridal chamber with you? I promise my grandfather that it's just an expedient measure. In fact, I won't marry you even if I kill you. You should die early." Wu Meiniang said directly.
"I'm just talking about the matter. Do you think I want to marry you? Even if I live another 500 years, my taste will not be so strong." Chu Jiang countered.
"On your head, five hundred years to go He said he was like Emperor Kangxi! " Of course, Wu Meiniang didn't accept the defeat.
At this time, the three thieves are about to collapse, and their hearts seem to have tens of millions of grass mud horses galloping by.
His knife was swinging around in front of them, but the young couple turned a blind eye to it and openly flirted with each other, saying "bridal chamber" on the left and "bridal chamber" on the right. They even talked about the Emperor Kangxi who wanted to live another 500 years!
Oh, my God, are you not fierce enough!
If it's not fierce enough, it seems that after going back, I have to practice more in the mirror.
The first move is to pretend to be fierce, the second move is to pretend to be fierce, and the third move is still to pretend to be fierce.
Yes, even if it's not fierce enough, pretend to be fierce.
"Hey, boy, stop arguing. Do you want to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail? Do you believe that Lao Tzu stabbed you and left some blood holes? " The Yellow haired thief drew a dagger.
But Chu Jiang doesn't seem to see the same, continue to quarrel with Wu Meiniang.
"What's wrong with Emperor Kangxi? Isn't he a dead emperor? Grandfather Mao once said that counting the number of celebrities still depends on today!" Chu Jiang looks like a cocky man.
"Romantic? Are you romantic enough! " Wu Meiniang said with disdain.
"Why am I not romantic enough? If you say that again, I'll put you in the right place immediately, so that you can experience Laozi's romantic style, and also Ti Tang!" Chu River a face anger tunnel, seem to be said not romantic is his inverse scale is the same.At this time, the passengers were also drunk. Did the young couple get their heads pinched by the door or kicked by the donkey? Under the bright dagger, they had such a leisurely quarrel, and the quarrel seemed to be a private topic.
It's really No death, no death!
Yes, this sentence was used again, but this time it was not used by thieves, but by passengers.
Yes, in the eyes of the passengers, Chu Jiang and Wu Meiniang are just doing it, and they may get stabbed next second.
"NIMA, you hurry to calm down and rob me!" When the thieves put aside their identity as robbers.
"What? Aren't you thieves? Why did you start robbing? " Wu Meiniang smiles. Anyway, Chu Jiang is beside her. She has a 100% sense of security, so she dares to tease the thieves.
"Seriously, we've changed to robbery!" The thieves are so angry that this beautiful woman has no right.
"What do you want?" Wu Meiniang asked with wide eyes.
"You Take off your clothes as soon as possible. Although it's a fake version, it's estimated that it can be sold for a few money, and your necklace is gold-plated All in all, we are going to have a good time after the robbery! Hey, hey, hey The thief with yellow hair came to Wu Meiniang, rubbing her hands and scanning her delicate figure. It seems that the next thing in YY has begun.
"Honey, what should I do? They are going to rob?" Wu Meiniang turned to look at Chu Jiang and asked with a smile.
"Honey, originally, it's just a few clothes. It doesn't matter to give them. It's just a necklace. It's no problem to give them, but..." When Chu Jiang said this, he turned to the thieves and said, "it's clear that my women are wearing authentic brand names. How can you say it's a fake version? It's clear that my women's necklaces are genuine. How can you say it's Gilded? This It's just chiguoguo's insult. Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it