After listening to Chu Jiang tell the meaning of angel love, Wu Meiniang's eyes once again flashed brilliantly. This guy looks careless. Unexpectedly, it has such connotation.
The connotation of men is always a killer for women!
As for the waitress, she turned into a flower maniac, staring at the handsome Chujiang, her eyes were constantly discharging.
"You're sick. Your whole family is sick!" The coquettish girl said angrily that she couldn't hear a word about the golden ratio, the love of angels, and the violence of nature. She only heard Chu Jiang say that she was ill.
"Boy, if you don't give me an explanation, I'll ask more than ten brothers to chop you to death every minute!" The upstarts are also furious.
Wu Meiniang was also stunned. She was just fighting for a dress. Although this woman was hateful, Chu Jiang's mouth was too poisonous. She even said that she was ill.
"Don't you believe it? Let me talk about it. " Chu Jiang ignored the eyes of the upstart and said to the coquettish girl, "do you feel that it's difficult to fall asleep at night recently, that you are in low spirits in the morning, that you are easy to dry up, and that you have a good appetite?"
"You How do you know? " Coquettish female is stunned, because the symptom that Chu Jiang says, she does have.
"I'm a doctor. Although your problem is not too serious, due to long-term poor sleep and heavy appetite, it may accelerate aging and even obesity. Pay attention to it." Chu River has its own story.
"Ah! You Nonsense When the coquettish girl was surprised, she suddenly didn't believe it. She just didn't sleep very well and ate a little better. At the boy's mouth, she turned out to be aging or even obese. This It's not free talk. What is it!
The boy must have found himself fighting with his girlfriend for the evening dress, so he deliberately said so. Well, it must be so.
"Cheating you to make money or not, it's not the stagnation of five zang organs caused by poor stomach qi. If you don't believe it, you can press your Qihai acupoint, which is the third point under your navel. Just have a try. " Chujiang said seriously.
"Really?" Although the coquettish girl is a little unconvinced, she is scared by Chujiang's serious appearance. Women are not afraid of everything, but what they fear most is aging and obesity. Especially her role as a junior depends on her youth and figure.
Looking at Chu Jiang's serious appearance, even Wu Meiniang believed it. I didn't expect that this guy knew medicine besides his skill.
What he said to my grandfather at noon It's true?
Wu Meiniang thinks of her grandfather's illness as soon as she thinks of medical skills. Chu Jiang seems to say that she can help his grandfather treat his illness and prolong his life.
"Of course it's true. I have medical ethics." Chu Jiang said.
"Three points under the navel, right here." The coquettish girl was dubious and pressed the position of Qihai acupoint.
"Yes, that's it. You press it." Chu Jiang nodded.
But after a while, it seems that there is no response.
"A little harder, and you'll believe me." Chu Jiang continued with a look of encouragement.
They hold their breath and stare at the coquettish girl. The fire of gossip is burning in their hearts. They are eager to know if what Chu Jiang said is true.
As soon as the coquettish girl gritted her teeth, she pressed heavily on her own Qihai acupoint. There was no reaction, no reaction twice, no reaction three times
"You played with me..." The coquettish girl seemed to feel that she had been fooled at last. She turned to the upstart and said, "honey, he fooled me and asked people to cut him!"
"I really didn't fool you. You're really sick." Chujiang is still serious.
Wu Meiniang, the waitress and several guests standing around were also confused. This guy always said that people were sick. He could prove it by pressing the button below, but they did not respond at all.
"Fart..." Coquettish female fury, exhausted Si Di prison roars a way.
But she just roared to half, with her words, behind her "Tong" a sound, a loud long fart burst out.
Coquettish female feels a burst of damp even, connect this a few excrement were abreacted together come out.
For a moment, her face turned purple.
This fart is loud and long, mixed with the turbid Qi of her internal organs, and it's not too early or too late. When she scolds farting, it's released, like brewing a farce, and the collocation is quite tacit.
All subconsciously covered their noses and retreated, keeping a distance from the coquettish girl, including the upstart.
"Asshole..." She squeezed two words out of her teeth, and she stopped talking, because her intestines were churning, and she could not help but let out a higher and longer fart.
When so many people fart so loud, she almost wants to cry. Even if she puts one, she should And a second one?!
Chu Jiang, who kept a certain distance from the coquettish girl, said with a smile: "beauty, think about it. If you fart in such an angel's love, if the designer of angel's love knows, he will die of spitting blood. Angel love represents nobility and purity, while your fart represents filth and turbidity... ""Let your mother Shit The coquettish girl blushed.
Heaven and earth conscience, Coquettish female is not to match fart and say this sentence, fart and fart is just her curse idiom, since used to, in any occasion of course can only curse such a sentence.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Accompanied by the swearing words of the coquettish girl, she let out several long farts in a row, as if the plane threw * or more like a terrorist organization suicidal human flesh * one after another.
"Boom..." People in the face of such an earth shaking fart, emitting a burst of laughter.
The coquettish girl even has the heart to die. If this matter is spread out, how can she behave? Especially when she glimpses that the upstarts have already produced a look of disgust towards her.
"Is it a bit immoral to fart in public?"
"She's pretty. She should be qualified to fart."
"Beautiful how to touch with fart, beautiful can be wayward!"
Nima's, it's just a few farts. Although it's a bit loud, it can even be said that it's a bit earth shaking, but how can you do that? It turns into a fart and beautiful criticism meeting.
You There is no conscience!
The coquettish girl glared at the crowd with venomous eyes and thought indignantly.
"I didn't fool you. The most fundamental reason for your illness is less exercise. According to my estimation, you don't like any sports except bed sports
"Another reason is that they have a bad mentality and want to fight for everything, not for themselves. What's your figure? What's my woman's figure? If you stand together, do you believe it? If you don't believe it, you can let people judge it. "
Chu Jiang continued to be serious.
"You..." When the coquettish girl heard this, she was very angry. She was angry and made a sound. At the same time, a large area of her trousers was yellow and wet.