Chapter 958

"Uncle Mao..."

"Just call me brother Mao, brother."

"Here's the prescription. Remember to take it once a week."

"Brother, what's this for?"

Mao Chengwen quickly and carefully took over and asked.

"Brother Mao, you are almost forty. After all, you are not a young man. You know..." Chujiang said with a smile.

"Ha ha." Mao became aware of what was going on.

At this time, a few young men quietly approached Chu Jiang, a little excited and asked: "brother Chu, give me a look, and have another pair."

"Get out of here. I'm not your share. What can I do for young people?" Chujiang said with a smile, "by the way, brother Mao, if the elder sister is happy, give me a call. After all, she is on the high side of the age. If she wants to have children, she should be several times more careful than normal people. I'll give her a prescription for abortion according to her situation."

"Well, brother Chu, if I can have children, you are We are the benefactor of the Mao family. " Chujiang shook his hand again.

"Give me a hand, give me a hand." Chu Jiang modesty for a while, and then asked with a smile, "it's your turn to test."

"What else is there to test? In the whole world, there is no one else except the Chu brothers who can be worthy of last month's cold!" There was a voice on the floor, and at the same time, he scanned the young people around him.

So, a talented uncle would have come forward to embarrass Chu Jiang, but because of a diagnosis of brother Jiang, he completely stood by brother Jiang.

A few young people opened their mouths to speak, but they didn't say it in the end because they asked themselves that they were not Mao Chengwen's opponents.

"Go and call the stone, and let him come!"

"Let the stone come!"

The two young men murmured in a low voice. Now no one but stone has the ability to turn the tide.

In terms of literature and test, when most people want to stop, an obscene young man comes forward.

In a big town, although the folk customs are simple, it does not rule out that some of them are illiterate, and some of them are obscene. Just like our fingers, they have strengths and weaknesses.

"Wei, what do you want to do?" Chu Jiang didn't speak, but Mao Chengwen spoke first.

"Uncle Mao, let's give him a test. In fact, it's equivalent to checking for uncle Leng an. It's not good for you to protect him like this." Ah Wei seems to have a good eloquence. As soon as Mao Cheng is said by him, he can't find any reason to refute, because from a certain angle, he really shouldn't protect Chu Jiang.

"Brother Mao, it's OK. I'll do it myself." Chu Jiang gave Mao Chengwen a reassuring smile, because at this time, Chu Jiang also let Mao Chengwen with the words, that is to say that he is lack of grace.

"Good, bold! Then I'll come up with three upper links. How about that? " Ah Wei praised Chu Jiang for a while, and then said immediately. If Chu Jiang doesn't agree, it's like telling everyone that Chu Jiang has no spirit.

"All right." Chujiang light a smile, a wretched guy can what difficult pair, Chujiang hit in the heart don't believe.

"One gun, two bullets, 28 years no war." Ah Wei turned his eyes and began to speak.

As soon as Ah Wei finished speaking, people with fast reaction ability were immediately covered with black lines, because this couple It seems that it's hard to be elegant, but Ah Wei just said it in front of two or three hundred people.

But you say it's hard to be elegant. Literally speaking, it's hard to say. People can only be silent.

Obscene, obscene guy is a pair of obscene!

But Ah Wei didn't know that brother Jiang was 100 times more obscene than him.

As soon as Chu Jiang understood what was going on, he did not wait for his four eyes to remind him. After a little thought, he said, "one hole, two doors. I haven't entered in 25 years."

"Good!"

At that time, several young people applauded desperately. They did not applaud for Chu Jiang, but for Chu Jiang's second couplet, because it was too It is full of reverie, even soul stirring.

Chu Jiang shrugged his shoulders to express his helplessness. People are so obscene and he is not so right. How can he be right? People also feel that this is the only way to do it. They only blame Ah Wei for his indecency.

Of course, lengyuehan understood the meaning of the upper and lower couplets, so his cheeks flew over the red clouds.

"The air is full of strength, and there is no land to plough."

"Idle two acres of good land, wait for the plough."

"No ball in the day; no ball at night. Horizontal: extremely vexed. "

"Empty by day; empty by night. Horizontal Criticism: respond to every request. "

Chu Jiang can be described as a flow of answers.

Ah Wei counseled for a while, and people wanted to scold him for being obscene. But literature is literature after all, and it only means hint. It seems that there is no reason to scold him.

"This wretched brother, just a moment." When Chu Jiang saw Ah Wei trying to slip away, his body blocked him.

"You What do you want to do? " Ah Wei had just seen Chu Jiang's skill and asked himself that he was not Chu Jiang's opponent. His face changed and he was a little afraid.

"Don't worry, I just want to ask you a hypothetical question." Chu Jiang saw that people wanted to scold Ah Wei, and even wanted to teach him a lesson. He couldn't find a reason, so he asked with a smile."You He said Ah Wei saw that Chu River was not using force, so his confidence came again.

"Suppose that one night, you and a girl are playing in the park, sitting on a chair under a big tree. And you're not in a good mood, so you say to your sister, "I'm not in a good mood. Would you please make me happy?" My sister said, "good." You said, "let's go." When my sister says, "I'll make you happy with one hand," what would you say Chujiang road.

"I will Nod Wei gradually entered the scene of Chu Jiang hypothesis, and immediately greedy, "I will shake my head."

Nodding, of course, means to agree. Shaking, of course, means that one hand is not enough.

"The girl saw you nodding and then shook her head, so she continued," can I make you happy with my two hands? " Chujiang continued.

"Good." Ah Wei nodded first and then shook his head reluctantly.

People said they didn't understand. Ah Wei was obscene once he was obscene. How could brother Jiang be obscene?

So they began to look at Chu Jiang with strange eyes. Leng an and he Jie's faces were a little bit hard to hang, but Leng Yuehan always kept smiling and listening.

"The girl continued to say softly," I'll make you happy with two hands and a mouth? " Chujiang continued.

This time, Ah Wei nodded his head desperately and was in full bloom.

With two hands and one mouth, it's very enjoyable to play. Ah Wei seems to be completely brought into the happy and comfortable scene by Chu Jiang.

People's strange eyes are more serious, because Chu Jiang said too explicit, what a woman's two hands and a mouth can do, everyone seems to know.

"Well, I'll give you a break on behalf of that woman." Chujiang laughs.

Come on, this guy has such a strong taste that a man wants to make a man feel better?

It seems that there are tens of millions of grass mud horses galloping by.

"Pa!"

"Pa!"

When people were confused, Ah Wei was slapped twice by Chu Jiang, and Chu Jiang hit him with his left hand and right hand.

Ah Wei's face swelled up and his teeth fell to the floor.

"Who's going to use her mouth?" Chu Jiang Lang said.

This time, everyone fully understood Chu Jiang's intention, so -

"Bo!"

"Boo!"

"Boo!"

Several tough women spat Ah Wei's saliva on his face!!!