Ass, your ass!
Maybe Watanabe Festival has a hobby, maybe the word butt itself is full of imagination, and Watanabe Festival is full of slang.
"One."
What's behind the first, what's behind the second, what's behind the third, they were all definite numbers, but at the moment, because of Chu Jiang's mouth, it's completely unknown.
With the sound of Chu Jiang shouting numbers, Watanabe's heart also immediately hung up, several times deliberately changed direction, because Chu Jiang's first two bullets made him too shameless.
"Ten! Bang
The first was "one, two, ten." The second time was "one, two, three, ten." This time it turned out to be "one, ten!"
Baga, ten, ten, ten Nima
Watanabe heard cross heart again curse up.
But when he heard the gunshot, his ass, oh, no, it should be chrysanthemum. Although he thought that Chu Jiang's chance of hitting his ass was almost zero, his chrysanthemum was so disobedient. When he heard the gunshot, it was still tight, just like a tortoise, and he immediately shrank his head.
The next second, Watanabe section of the butt did not get shot, but once again step empty, very embarrassed.
Unconsciously, Chu Jiang and his distance has been a little closer.
"NIMA's mistake is to see the butt of the branch. Is it a mistake or You always have branches in your butt! " Chu Jiang, who didn't hit the bottom of the Watanabe Festival, may also have no face, shouting at the Watanabe Festival.
Your butt is always full of branches, your family's butt is always full of branches, and your ancestors' butt is always full of branches!
Watanabe Festival did not answer Chu Jiang's words directly, but cursed secretly in his heart.
The lightness skill only depends on one breath. If you speak when you use lightness skill, it will affect your speed. He will not be fooled by Chu Jiang.
It's just that he feels strange. Chujiang is always nagging. How come the speed doesn't seem to slow down?
"Watanabe child, the last bullet, I count to ten, you don't stop, really want to hit your ass!" Chujiang called again.
"Come on, you can fight if you have the ability!" Watanabe Festival secretly teasing up, at the moment he calculated, Chu Jiang is able to hit the branches at most, what buttocks not buttocks, is completely bragging force.
"Do you know the consequences of being spanked? That is to say, from today on, you can't go to Tianjie to sell your ass in a few days!" Chu River bitter old woman heart way, seem to want to persuade Watanabe to stop.
It seems that Chujiang wants to be moved by emotion and explained by reason
Come on, after chujiangzui, the proud grandson of Watanabe Jizhan, the leader of the biggest gang of Japan, seems to have to go to Tianjie to sell his ass!
"Of course, when I say you go to Tianjie to sell your ass, it's not that you are poor and can't survive without selling your ass, but You like soap! " Chujiang said with a smile.
"Ah At Watanabe Festival, he gritted his teeth and his eyes were full of anger.
If Watanabe had not been taught well since he was a child, Watanabe would have stopped at this moment and fought with Chujiang again regardless of everything. Even if he didn't stop, he would have vomited a mouthful of blood.
"Ah, what, am I wrong, Watanabe!" Chu Jiang asked seriously.
Watanabe Festival black face, is not talking, still flying to the top of the tree, it seems not so light.
"One, two, three."
Then Chujiang slowly called out the numbers, because there may be ten behind one, two and three, and the gunfire may ring randomly. So when Chujiang called one, the chrysanthemum of Watanabe festival was tight. When Chujiang called two, his chrysanthemum was also tight. When Chujiang called three, his chrysanthemum was still tight.
No!
Here comes the urine! Even It's also the intention of laxiang.
As the saying goes, "lazy people have too much feces and urine" means that lazy people have too many excuses to avoid hard work. But people with common sense know that even if you are not a lazy person, you are always nervous and will "have a lot of feces and urine!"
Heaven and earth conscience, at the moment, the most expected thing of Watanabe Festival is that the gunshot will ring earlier. Anyway, Chujiang said that he was the last bullet. After that, he would not be disturbed any more. With his lightness skill, he thought that Chujiang could not catch up with him in the end.
"Four, five, six!"
But after three is four, after four is five, after five is six!
God, why not ten!!!
Watanabe feels like he's going to collapse, even he wants to shout, Master Chu, Master Chu, please shout ten, and finish the last shot.
People who have had an operation know that it is not the most painful time to have an operation. The most painful thing is to wait in the queue for the coming operation
Right. At this moment, Watanabe feels like a patient who is about to be pushed to the operating table. Before being stabbed, his mood is particularly crazy!Come on, bullet, let the bullet come faster!
Yes, in the heart of Watanabe Festival, the last bullet in the Chujiang estuary has become the same as the song of a certain lyrics for Watanabe Festival - the bullet of happiness!
"Seven, eight, nine."
But Chu Jiang just didn't shoot. Then he slowly called out the numbers. When he called seven, he stopped for a while. When he called eight, he stopped for a longer time. When he called nine, he stopped for a longer time!
As soon as the chrysanthemum was tight, Watanabe felt that his urine would almost come out, or if he didn't fly down 3000 feet, his bladder would burst.
Xiang Yi also should be together!
God, if the Watanabe Festival can be turned into lightning, it will kill the guy who didn't shoot in the back immediately.
Please, Mr. Chu, please, Mr. Chu, just move your finger and shoot. It's just a piece of cake for me!
As long as you shoot, I'll let you stick a branch in my ass!
But Chu River is not dozens, is a hanging arrow, has been hanging!
At the moment of Watanabe Festival, there was no more wind, no more insects. Even he felt that there was no light moonlight in front of him.
He totally regretted that SZ is a ghost place. All SZ people are freaks. He vowed that after returning to Japan this time, he would not set foot on SZ land for one year, no, three years, no, twenty years.
Chu Jiang didn't force him to sign any agreement, but Watanabe Festival, which is on the verge of collapse, has signed an agreement with him, a compromise agreement.
But Chu Jiang just doesn't shoot!
Nima's, isn't there no bullets, just frightening?
"Ten!"
"Bang!"
Just when Watanabe Festival wanted to relax a little bit, the long lost "ten" came, and the yearning gunfire also rang.
Heaven and earth change color for it.