Then mobile phone Festival stopped several cars, which contained all kinds of people. But when he opened the phone, they looked alike, and make complaints about their throes.
Oh, my God!
Watanabe section hands cover head, squatting on the side of the road, almost burst into tears.
In Japan, not to mention borrowing a mobile phone, it's just borrowing a wife. As long as he opens his mouth, there will be many people queuing up to send them to the door, but what about now?
Forget it, don't borrow mobile phone, the purpose is still simple, ask for a bottle of water, thirsty!
Then he came and stopped a lorry with two youths still sitting in it, a little bit drunk.
"Man, what are you doing?" The driver poked his head out and asked fiercely. If he didn't see Watanabe all naked, he thought it was a bandit.
"Master, I've been robbed. I haven't drunk water for a long time. Can you Give me a bottle of water Watanabe Festival a little good, said.
"Water?" When the truck driver heard the word, a strange smile flashed around his mouth.
In a word, when he killed the truck driver, he didn't believe that the man in front of him was the one who had been robbed, and by the light, according to his visual inspection, the man might be a Japanese, so a thought flashed across his mind.
SZ people naturally have a hostile attitude towards Japanese people.
"Water, no, but a bottle of beer." In the truck driver's road, another young man heard the words, and a strange smile flashed around his mouth, just because the night was dim and nothing could be seen at Watanabe Festival.
"Beer will do!" Watanabe Festival is busy.
"Here you are!" The truck driver handed a bottle of beer to Watanabe, then stepped on the gas and hummed away.
Watanabe festival took the beer, found that the beer lid has been opened, so regardless of 37 21, head up to drink!
There was a grunt.
"Ah
After a sip of beer, he suddenly felt that the taste of this bottle of beer was a little strange, so he bowed his head and smelled it.
"Bang!"
"Baga, baga!"
The next second, Watanabe Festival smashed this bottle of "beer" on the ground, because he smelled it and found that it was a beer bottle, but it contained Urine.
SZ people and Japanese people, although a little different, but the taste of urine is the same!
It is said that when the truck driver is driving a long distance, when he can't find a toilet on the highway, he uses a bottle to fill a load of urine, because the truck driver visually detects that Watanabe Festival is a Japanese, so the psychology of grasping comes naturally.
The festival of Watanabe is full of rage!
If it was him the moment before, he would surely use his lightness skills to catch up with the truck, and then stab the two youths. Even before he killed them, he would ask the two youths about their ancestors' eighteen generations, and then launch a plan to kill them thousands of miles away! Make complaints about
, and even if you get a banana, you can't borrow your mobile phone. How can a bottle of urine
Thinking of the word "urine", Watanabe is disgusting, but he has just taken a sip of it. Now, even if his stomach turns upside down, it doesn't help.
So he buckled his throat with his fingers. Maybe he was too weak to spit out!
Then he turned around, but he couldn't find water to gargle.
Finally, he pulled a lot of grass on the side of the road and chewed it hard, like a cow and a horse.
Grass can always chew out a little grass juice, which can be regarded as gargling.
The emperor!
He won't call God this time.
My grandfather is Watanabe Jizhan, the leader of Shuikou group, a person who can directly influence the choice of prime minister. Now his grandson
Watanabe Festival thought of his grandfather, thought, if his grandfather saw his grandson in SZ suffered such treatment, what kind of wonderful expression on his face?
Can you vomit blood?
"Hi, handsome, you are eating Grass All of a sudden, the lights behind Watanabe Festival are on, and a car stops. There are two beauties in the car, one is drunk and confused, the other is cold.
At this time, Watanabe remembers that although he is not tall, he is still handsome and strong. The disappearance of his kung fu does not mean that several muscles will disappear.
At the moment, he is standing in front of the lamp. From a certain angle, in the eyes of some women, he is really sexy.
Seeing the man eating grass in the middle of the night, these two women dare to stop the car. It seems that they are not ordinary women. By the light, you can see that the two women are in good shape and face. One of them is rough, the other is smooth. The smooth one is about 18 or 19 years old, and the rough one is about 20 years old. From the appearance, they may be a pair of sisters.
If it's a sister, the sister will surely curse God for unfairness. The same parents, how can they be smooth, but the elder sister is turbulent.What is maturity?
When you see the idiom "rough sea", what flashed in your mind is not the sea water, but a woman's peak, which means that you are mature.
Watanabe is certainly a mature man.
When he saw two good-looking women, he continued to chew grass and said, "eat grass It's good for physical and mental health! "
Yes, he wants to have a sense of humor first to attract the attention of beautiful women. Then, depending on his figure, he may have everything later, including a ride, water and mobile phone.
The turbulent woman listened to Watanabe's black humor, "poof Chi" a smile, calm has been cold face.
"Don't be depressed all the time, duo Mei. Qingcheng group is nothing but a little driver. We can kill him if we ask our uncles to come out! I've been going for a ride with you for a long time, so have fun. "
"Well."
"Do you want us to..."
At this point, the corner of her mouth also flashed a strange smile, and at the same time, she hit duo Mei with her elbow.
Duo Mei looked at the Watanabe festival in front of the lamp. Her bare muscles brightened her eyes and nodded.
"Hi, handsome, have you been robbed?" Yi Jie asked.
"Yes." Watanabe Festival saw Yijie just chuckle, and then take the initiative to speak again, feel that he has a play.
"Plunder or plunder?" Duo Mei also spoke.
"Rob Color Watanabe Festival according to the humorous way of thinking, and then also Sao scratched his head, deliberately showing a simple and honest appearance, "two beauties, first give a bottle of water, thirsty to death."
"Good!" Yijie smiles, and then skillfully takes out a bottle of mineral water from the car and hands it to Watanabe festival with a smile.
After the Watanabe Festival, he unscrewed the lid and smelled it first. After all, he had just drunk a mouthful of urine. Now he is "once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope."
"Smell what? Do you think our sisters will give you Medicine Yijie chuckles and says.
"Next Medicine, better! " On the Watanabe Festival, when he heard that it was definitely mineral water, he took a sip of it and made fun of it.