"Well, I said chick, what you said is too shocking? I'm so handsome. Where is a toad? "
Hearing this, Shi Xuan was like a defeated rooster, shouting dejectedly.
I thought I had succeeded, but I didn't expect this girl to play with him.
"Did I say you were a toad? You said it yourself, okay! "
Wu Nana's small face showed a bad smile and looked very proud.
"You are cruel!"
He glared at the girl. Shi Xuan turned his head and began to concentrate on driving.
The atmosphere between the two became dull again.
Shi Xuan's eyes turned and thought that the girl had teased him just now. He also thought of a good idea to tease each other.
"Well, Nana, I think you're in a bad mood. It's better to tell you a joke."
Shi Xuan looked concerned.
"No, I laugh a lot."
Wu Nana waved her hand and was too lazy to talk. She should be worried about the blind date again.
"Cut, I don't believe you have a high smile. You will definitely laugh when I tell a joke!"
Niucha said, and Shi Xuan began to tell jokes:
"Two history teachers get married. They both get married twice. After entering the bridal chamber, the female teacher asked for the upper couplet and the lower couplet. "
Speaking of this, Shi Xuan asked Wu Nana with a smile, "guess, what are the couplets of the history teachers?"
"What is it?"
Wu Nana listened to the fog and asked some confused questions.
Shi Xuan came to the girl's ear and whispered to her the meat jokes she saw on the Internet.
After that, Wu Nana didn't laugh, but Shi Xuan couldn't help laughing.
Wu Nana stared at Shi Xuan, who couldn't stop laughing, and her face was speechless.
Is the joke funny? It's just a normal couplet. What's funny!
But thinking of the sensitive words, the girl reacted, and her pretty face turned red.
"Ah, hooligan, I'll kill you!"
Wu Nana screamed, and the powder fist immediately greeted Shi Xuan.
"Hey, lonely men and women, don't seduce me, or I'll attack Pearl Harbor at night later."
"You stinky rascal, dare you say that I have to kill you!"
"Stop fighting. I'm driving. I'll take you to the ditch later."
“……”
They fought all the way and finally came to the community where Wu Nana's house was located.
"Hey, chick, I've worked hard to bring you back. Don't you invite me in?"
Seeing that the girl was going to open the door, Shi Xuan showed a bad smile.
"Thank you for what? Thank you, you rotten rascal!"
The young man was so charming that Wu Nana didn't have a good airway.
She felt ashamed and annoyed at the thought of the colored joke that the smelly guy told her just now.
"Eh? Look at that. Is that your father? "
Just then, Shi Xuan suddenly stared at Wu Nana's right window, with a look of surprise on his face.
"Huh?"
Wu Nana's face showed a touch of doubt and subconsciously turned to look.
But there was a blank space where there was a father.
When she found this situation, the girl was a little angry and knew that she had been fooled by Shixuan again.
While Wu Nana turned her head, Shi Xuan hurriedly put her head together.
Just then, Wu Nana turned her head to Shixuan again.
This is good. Their lips immediately touched each other.
Suddenly, Wu Nana trembled all over and couldn't help staring at her eyes. Her brain fell into a blank.
God, she kept her first kiss for so many years and was taken away by the smelly hooligan in this way.
"Ah..."
In response, Wu Nana let out a scream, hurriedly pushed away Shi Xuan, raised her hand and drew it in his face.
This hooligan dares to take advantage of her!
"Hey, chick, what do you say you want to do?"
"I'm just a little closer to you. You took my first kiss. I haven't settled with you yet. Do you still want to hit me? "
"Can you play happily? Is there any royal law in this world? "
Accurately clasped Wu Nana's wrist, Shi Xuan looked sad and angry.
Hearing this shameless remark, Wu Nana felt like she was going to collapse!
I've never seen such a shameless person.
If you weren't so close to me, how could I turn my head and kiss you?
Wu Nana was so angry that she knew that Shixuan was a hooligan on purpose.
"Let go of me!"
Wu Nana glared at Shi Xuan, and her beautiful eyes almost burst out fire.
She didn't say much nonsense.
Based on her understanding of Shixuan these days, the smelly rascal black can be said to be white. It's useless to say more.
"Don't let go unless you promise not to do it to me!"
Shi Xuan's tone was very firm, and then he said wrongfully:
"Obviously you took my first kiss. Before I get angry, you start to get angry first."
I'm kidding. This girl is angry. If you let go, you won't directly peel him alive.
"Will you let it go?"
Wu Nana gnashed her teeth.
"Don't let go!"
There was no superfluous nonsense. Wu Nana's other hand fanned Shi Xuan's face again.
However, Shi Xuan seemed to have expected and grasped Wu Nana's small hand accurately again.
"Asshole!"
Both hands were caught. Wu Nana suddenly opened her mouth and bit at Shi Xuan.
"Don't use your mouth. I said beauty, you belong to a dog!"
Shi Xuan was so frightened that he quickly put his face against Wu Nana's face and squeezed her head tightly to the seat to avoid the angry chick biting himself.
At this time, their bodies are close together, and their posture is also very intimate and ambiguous.
A strange feeling was born in their hearts.
Hormones are rising sharply!
Smelling the refreshing fragrance of Wu Nana, Shi Xuan subconsciously swallowed his saliva and his breathing became a little heavy.
This girl is the best. Fortunately, his concentration is extraordinary.
If you were an ordinary person and were alone with this girl, I'm afraid nine and a half of the ten could not control yourself.
"You... You let go of me!"
Wu Nana was also a little short of breath, and her pretty face turned red with shame.
This big bastard took advantage of her today.
"I won't let go unless you promise not to do it to me."
Half of his face was close to the girl's face, and bursts of good smelling body fragrance went into the tip of his nose. Shi Xuan was a little careless for a while.
The girl's pretty face suddenly became hot, and her heart was extremely shy, and she angrily said:
"Let me go, I promise I won't do it to you!"
"Really? Are you sure you didn't lie to me? "
"Really! I will never lie to you! "
"I won't believe you unless you swear!"
"I swear, after you let me go, I will never do it to you. If I can't, I'll be a dog. Is that right? "
Wu Nana is about to collapse. In order to regain her freedom, this girl also threw herself out.
"Well, I believe you!"
Shi Xuan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the speech, and quickly released Wu Nana.
He doesn't want to go too far.
When Shi Xuan just released Wu Nana, a fierce light flashed in the girl's beautiful eyes and made a new move again.