Chapter 192

"Beauty, I think you've been stretching your face. You must be very tired? Shall I tell you a joke? "

His eyes rolled. Regardless of whether the girl agreed or not, Shi Xuan began to talk about it himself:

"A teacher went to rural literacy and asked a peasant woman to recognize the word 'quilt'."

"The peasant woman can't remember."

"So the teacher suggested: what is on you when you sleep? The peasant woman said: it's her husband. Hearing this, the teacher couldn't cry or laugh and continued to prompt: when her husband is away? The peasant woman thought for a moment and said, "it's the village head!"

After telling the joke, Shi Xuan looked at the driving beauty with a smile, but found that the girl's pretty face had raised a layer of crimson, just because of her skin color, it didn't look very obvious.

When he first saw the twin beauties, he thought they were Chinese.

But as they spoke, Shi Xuan knew that the two beauties were foreigners.

Now, under close observation, he found that the sister of the twins was not white, but slightly dark.

But the girl's skin is delicate and her facial features are exquisite. Although she is not white, she is still full of wild beauty.

There was a conflict just now, and he didn't have time to observe it carefully.

At the moment, sitting in the car, Shi Xuan found that the beauty was wearing a brown tights on the upper body and shorts on the lower body, revealing a flat belly and smooth and slender legs. Looking at the wild full of temptation, it made her blood gush.

Shi Xuan's eyes lit up and some greed glanced at the cold beauty's body.

He was a little surprised at the moment.

Unexpectedly, the two female bodyguards Li Mengfei found are not only strong, but also so sexy and beautiful.

Seeing the girl pretending to be calm, he felt funny and knew that the girl must know that he was telling a colored joke.

Just listening to a colored joke, the girl's pretty face turned red. Obviously, she seldom listens to such a joke.

In that case, keep talking and see if the girl says anything.

With an idea in mind, Shi Xuan looked surprised and said:

"God, the joke I told is so funny. Why don't you laugh? Well, since you don't laugh, I'll tell you another one! "

With that, Shi Xuan cleared his throat and prepared to continue telling jokes. At this time, Lu Hanmeng said in a flustered voice: "don't tell me jokes, I won't laugh!"

"Cut, you can't laugh? I don't believe it. I have to talk until you laugh. "

Shi Xuan said unconvinced, and then continued to preach:

"Once upon a time, there was a row of street women waiting for guests on the roadside. An octogenarian woman asked curiously: what are you waiting for? The street girl was not angry and replied: wait for lollipops! So the old woman joined the team and waited for sugar. Unfortunately, I was caught sweeping pornography. The policeman asked the old woman: can you do without teeth? The old woman smiled and said, "I can lick it!"

After hearing the joke, Lu Hanmeng's pretty face turned more red, but he still bit his lips tightly and didn't compromise with Shi Xuan.

"This damn bastard."

Lu Hanmeng kept silent on the surface, but he kept scolding in his heart.

"Hum, don't you laugh? OK, I'll go on! "

"The head of a poor village introduced the village situation: eating basically depends on the party, dressing basically depends on spinning, getting rich basically depends on robbing, daughter-in-law basically depends on thinking, communication basically depends on roaring, traffic basically depends on walking, public security basically depends on dogs, and sex life basically depends on hands!"

"Once upon a time, female white-collar workers in the office asked male colleagues to tell a short and meaningful passage. So the man thought for a moment and said eight words: "I am hoeing, you are noon!"

"Lying in the trough, don't you laugh?"

"Beauty, since you don't laugh, I'm going to do the ultimate trick!"

The foam was flying for most of the day. What Shi Xuan said was a little dry. Seeing that the girl blushed like a monkey's ass, she just bit her lips and didn't say a word. The goods were a little angry.

Hearing these words, Lu Hanmeng completely collapsed. He suddenly stopped the car and shouted, "stop talking. If you talk again, get out of here!"

"Cut, your mouth is on me. Why don't you let me talk? You can't listen if you don't want to! "

Glancing at his mouth, Shi Xuan leaned back against the back of the chair and said shamelessly.

"You..."

Lu Hanmeng's chest Qi fluctuated continuously, and a pair of beautiful eyes almost burst out fire.

If she hadn't known that this guy was extremely powerful and she was not an opponent at all, she would have been able to fight hard and beat the bastard half to death.

"What's the matter with me? Do I have flowers on my face? Or, you see, I'm handsome and spring hearted. Do you want to bow down under my big underpants? "

Shi Xuan suddenly showed a smile he thought was very handsome, and vaguely picked his eyebrow at Lu Hanmeng.

"Hum, you are exactly what my sister said. You are an out and out shameless man!"

Lu Hanmeng's beautiful eyes burst into flames and smiled angrily.

"Thank you for your compliment. You just found out!"

Shi Xuan nodded, not annoyed, and asked:

"Is it time to tell me your name now? And what country are you from? What's your sister's name? "

"No comment!"

"Really? You really won't tell me? If you don't, I can continue to tell you jokes? "

"Shut up, if you talk so much, I'll have to throw you down!"

"Cut, you don't have the ability to throw me out of the car!"

"You..."

Hearing the scoundrel's words, Lu Hanmeng became angry.

"Hey, hey, you say it quickly. If you don't say it, I'll talk immediately!"

Shi Xuan smiled, his face showing a touch of complacency.

His biggest hobby is to see beautiful women angry.

Just like now, seeing Lu Hanmeng's angry appearance, he felt a different taste.

"My name is Lu Hanmeng. I'm a hybrid!"

Evil glared at Shi Xuan, and Lu Hanmeng was reluctant to say his name.

She disdains lying because it's not necessary!

"Oh? You're a hybrid? Then your sister must be a hybrid. "

Hearing Lu Hanmeng's words, Shi Xuan showed an interested look on his face.

"Nonsense!"

With a faint hum, Lu Hanmeng said unhappily.

Shi Xuan smiled, but was not annoyed. After sitting in a comfortable position, he glanced at Lu Hanmeng's delicate body and asked, "which country are you from?"

"My mother is Vietnamese and my father is Chinese."

Hesitated for a moment, said Lu Hanmeng.

"Since your father is Chinese, how can you make people feel uncomfortable when you speak Mandarin."

Shi Xuan joked with a smile.

"Nonsense, I grew up in Vietnam. Of course, Mandarin is not standard!"

He couldn't help rolling his eyes, and Lu Hanmeng said coldly.

Seeing that the young man next to her had to ask, she said impatiently, "well, I've said everything I should say. Don't ask again. It's really annoying!"

"Well, beauty, if I say you look like this, you won't get married in the future!"

Shi Xuan was about to ask questions. When he heard this, he couldn't help swallowing his words. His voice was a little depressed and stared at the beautiful girl.

"Hum, you don't have to worry about whether I can marry or not!"

"Why don't I worry? After all, you are so beautiful. If you can't get married, I can accept you as a concubine. "

"You bastard, get out of here!"

"Beauty, I'm serious. Why don't you think about it again?"

"Get out!"