"Women are really a strange creature!" Yue said to himself.
After a while, he heard laughter coming out of the room. First, Huang Yuanyuan's voice:
"I'm one year older than you, so I'm your sister. My sister has to listen to her. I told you to take off first, and you have to take off first."
"Of course, my sister has to take the lead. Only after you set an example, can my sister follow suit."
Huang Yuanyuan was short of reason, and suddenly she had a flash in her mind. She immediately thought of a sentence, though it was quite different from this one.
But she couldn't manage that much. She took it out of context and said, "don't you often say 'big give way to small, small provide for the aged'? So I'll give you the priority and let the small take off first."
Ye Tianzi didn't recognize Huang Yuanyuan's words. She retorted: "I don't accept your offer. You'd better take it off first."
"You take it off first."
"No, you take it off first."
"I'll take it off after you take it off."
For whom to take off clothes first, these two girls are like children quarreling. You and I chatter incessantly.
Huang Yuanyuan does not have the queen style of the president of a listed company at all. And ye Tianzi's sharp and domineering also disappeared.
"Cough." Yue Yunfei gave a dry cough and said outside the door: "do you want me to help you two take off together?"
"Go away."
"Hooligans!"
After two roars, two pillows were thrown out without any face.
"Sister Yuanyuan, why don't we get into bed and take off together?"
See two wenches "rub" for a while, instantly get into quilt. Then there was a stir in the quilt.
A police uniform, a pair of jeans and a big white T-shirt were thrown out.
Ye Tianzi rightfully said: "Yue Yunfei, tomorrow morning, the clothes must be baked for us, or you'll take your clothes and walk in the street!
Yue Yunfei suddenly a black line, but also tour the street, I swim your second brother-in-law ah!
I'll sit there and bake clothes for you two if I don't sleep all night. You not only don't say something nice, but you even want to drag me around the street - and the premise is to pick my clothes!
Yue Yunfei was complaining in this way. Huang Yuanyuan spoke again: "Yue Yunfei, close your eyes and bring in our pillows."
Yue Yunfei suddenly has an impulse to commit suicide!
He forbeared the anger in his heart and said in a deep voice: "who told you to beat me just now? I just won't give it to you. If you have the ability, you can take it yourself!"
Ye Tianzi said: "Yue Yunfei, you bastard. You bring it in quickly, or I'll come out and beat you to death later. "
Yue Yunfei a face bad smile, very proud said: "have the ability to hit me! I'll wait outside the door. Come out and hit me quickly. "
You're so cute! Does your father know?
Seeing that he had no effect on his threat, he also encouraged this guy's arrogance. Ye Tianzi frowned, turned her eyes to Huang Yuanyuan and said, "sister Yuanyuan, what should I do?"
Huang Yuanyuan turned over and changed her prone position to lying on the Kang.
Because there was a little sign of shrinkage in the small black silk T-shaped shirt she was wearing. Now she was wet by water, which made her feel very uncomfortable.
In this way, I feel better even though I don't have to work hard. But because there was no pillow under her head, she felt a little uncomfortable about her neck.
"Damn Yue Yunfei, I won't let you go tomorrow." In my heart, I want to teach Yue Yunfei a lesson.
Since sister Tianzi couldn't use the hard one just now, try the soft one. Huang Yuanyuan said in a ecstatic voice:
"Feifei, xiaofeifei. Do you want to bring in people's pillows as soon as possible. If you don't bring it in again, people's necks will be broken. "
By Huang Yuanyuan's voice, Yue Yunfei almost got goose bumps all over the ground. He was afraid that she would not be able to bear it if she continued. Then he quickly said:
"well, don't say any more. I'm afraid of you. You two get into bed, and I'll bring it in for you. "
Looking at Huang Yuanyuan's action, ye Tianzi can't help but give her a thumb. Then she made another move,
Huang Yuanyuan's face suddenly turned red and asked softly, "I don't think it's appropriate."
"Hee hee! What's wrong with that? Who told him to come up with it first Ye Tianzi encouraged: "since he proposed to bake clothes for us, it's better to dry all the clothes! It's comfortable to wear that way. "
When ye Tianzi said that, Huang Yuanyuan also felt that her shrunken clothes were more and more uncomfortable. She really wanted to take them off and then quickly!
With Ye Tianzi's encouragement, Huang Yuanyuan finally nodded her head in embarrassment. Two people looked at each other a smile, quickly into the quilt, followed by a flurry in the quilt.Yue Yunfei took the pillow in and put it down. He turned around and said in a soft voice, "this is your pillow. You can sleep at ease. Then I'll go out first. What else do you have... "
"Yue Yunfei, go on!"
Before Yue Yunfei could react, he saw two black and purple objects thrown out of the quilt.
"Lying trough!"
Driven by subconsciousness, Yue Yunfei took a step back.
After standing still, he quickly released his hand, and then when the two groups of UFOs were close to their faces, he firmly grasped them in his hands.
If he reacts a little slower, these two flying objects will surely stick to his face again!
Yue Yunfei took it in his hand and saw how complicated the expression on his face was.
Do it! Laozi, I want to say: if you have anything else to help, just say, I've been outside all the time!
But NIMA, why are you throwing this thing out? Do you want me to wear it? Or
Yue Yunfei shamelessly picked up the black silk cover and looked at it.
This NIMA is about the same size as my head!
Looking at these four little things that make countless men crazy and daydream, he has no backbone to shed two nosebleeds!
"Goo Doo!"
He could not help but swallow his saliva. He said to himself, "do they have any other meaning?"
"Yue Yunfei, you must help us dry it." Ye Tianzi hiding in the quilt said.
Nima! fuck! Do it!
Laozi, I'm a killer. How can you ask a killer to cook for you? It's an absolute insult to my profession - although I don't reject it in my heart!
Huang Yuanyuan poked her head out of the quilt, showed a sweet smile and said, "Feifei, we'll take care of you!"
Yue Yunfei thought that only women's tears were poison.
Only today did he realize that he was wrong. It turns out that anything a woman can kill!
He sighed helplessly, holding two sets of underwear. He went out with a look of depression.
Yue Yunfei sat by the fire, carefully turning and baking their clothes.
Looking at the almost transparent cloth and beautiful lace, Yue Yunfei can't help thinking of Chen Mengyao.
I remember that night, they were sleeping in the same bed.
At that time, after Mengyao had enough of teasing herself, when he was about to make further action, the girl fell asleep!
If you say you're going to sleep, you're going to sleep. What's more unbearable is that after she turned over, about three inches under her navel was clinging to Yue Yunfei's hand
Gradually, Yue Yunfei felt his eyelids heavier and heavier, and his body relaxed gradually.
Finally, he fell asleep!
……
More than ten minutes later, Yue Yunfei's nose moved twice.
Suddenly, still in a dream, he felt that the situation was not right, so he immediately sat up from his chair.
"Lying trough!"
Looking at the fire on the clothes in front of him, he screamed immediately.
Although he panicked, he didn't panic. Push the clothes baking pole to the ground, and then stamp out the fire with a few feet!
Ye Tianzi, who is sleeping in a daze, is also a policeman. Hearing Yue Yunfei's scream, she immediately wakes up from her dream. "Yue Yunfei, what's the matter
"Well No It's OK. You can sleep at ease. "
"Oh! If you have anything, please call me at any time... " Hearing that everything is normal, ye Tianzi's nervous tension immediately relaxes. A word did not finish, then fell asleep again.
"That's close!" Yue Yunfei sighed, and then picked up the burned clothes, he could not help laughing out.
Ye Tianzi's small inner is absolutely impossible to wear, because the fabric is special, it has been wrinkled together!
And Huang Yuanyuan's dress is only the part that she wears on her waist!
"A drop in the horse!" Yue Yunfei couldn't help but make a rude remark.
Fortunately, the coat was on it and the fire didn't burn. It was a relief to him!
This time, he did not dare to sleep any more, carefully and carefully turning over two hoods and coats.
Finally, at dawn, Yue Yunfei checked his clothes and found that they were all dry.
He stretched and wrapped two burned clothes in his coat.
He knocked on the door and said, "two lazy girls, get up."
Ye Tianzi and Huang Yuanyuan yawned and asked drowsily, "are the clothes baked yet?"
"Well OK, but I'll tell you... "
Before Yue Yunfei finished his sentence, ye Tianzi interrupted him. "Then throw the clothes in quickly."
Yue Yunfei had no reason to feel a tight heart, and then opened the door a little crack, threw the clothes in.……
"Yue Yunfei, I will kill you!" About a minute or so, ye Tianzi's angry roar immediately appeared in the room.
At the same time, Huang Yuanyuan's angry voice also came out: "Yue Yunfei, you beast, how do you take my..."
"Well Two beauties, I'm really sorry. I'm so sleepy that I fell asleep unconsciously. I accidentally broke your clothes.
But I have a look at today's weather, after the rainstorm will certainly be exposed to the sun. This hot day, wearing that thing is also relatively hot, you see I have done a good thing for you!
To Yue Yunfei so shameless self sophistry, two wenches really all want to be he give gas spit blood.
If you break someone's clothes, you are still trying to be reasonable. Put on such shameless demands!
Ye Tianzi took her wrinkled little neinei with a helpless face and said to Huang Yuanyuan: "sister Yuanyuan, look!"
Huang Yuanyuan gave a wry smile and said, "you're pretty good. You can see mine again." Then he took the circle in his hand and let Ye Tianzi take a look.
"Ha ha..." Ye Tianzi's tears are coming out. And Huang Yuanyuan also laughed out of breath.
"Sister Yuanyuan, what should we do now?"
Huang Yuanyuan sighed helplessly and said, "what else can I do? Throw it. After throwing it away, let him go back and give us a new one! "
"Well, let him give us a lot of new compensation."