Seeing Yue Yunfei coming, these guys immediately gathered around and warmly said hello to Yue Yunfei: "brother Fei, I haven't seen you out for a long time. Have you been at home recently with my sister-in-law for too much night activities, which makes my waist flash?"
Although these people are under Yue Yunfei's command, Yue Yunfei's leadership is not like other leaders. He always has a cold face and makes people convince him on the surface.
Yue Yunfei said to his brothers, I am your leader in work, but in life, you should not regard me as your team leader, and you are also good brothers and friends, so it's no big or small for these guys to joke with Yue Yunfei, but Yue Yunfei doesn't care, and he also tells these guys from time to time when he has nothing to do Let's have fun with the last few "jokes".
Yue Yunfei yawned lazily, then looked at the guy who just made fun of him. It turned out to be "thin monkey" Zhao Zihao, and said: "you boy, plug in oxygen for me first. You see, I'm so sleepy. If I don't plug in oxygen, I'll hang up, and then you won't even have any jokers."
These guys naturally know what Yue Yunfei said about inserting oxygen. Zhao Zihao quickly gave Yue Yunfei one of his five yuan bag of white sand, and then put it in his pocket.
As soon as the other brothers saw it, they began to coax: "thin monkey, how can you be like this? How can you not be our brother with Feige's oxygen?"
"Damn you skinny monkey, you're discriminating against us."
"Ha ha, thin monkey dares to discriminate against us. Let's rip off this guy's pants."
These guys said that they were about to start. They were so scared that the skinny monkey quickly begged for mercy, and gave each of them a piece of white sand.
At the time of smoking, the thin monkey's face was in pain. Every cigarette was like cutting a piece of meat from his body. He finally gave everyone a piece of white sand. The thin monkey's face had become dead gray: "boss, you guys don't know my current situation. My monthly salary has been saved by my girlfriend, and my monthly allowance is only a small sum It's only 100 yuan. You think, man, I'm an old chimney. A pack of cigarettes was not enough in the past. But since I lost my pocket money, I've endured it again and again, saved it again and again. I smoked a cigarette twice. I'm so frugal that I reduced the amount of three packs in the past two days to one pack in two days. But do you still exploit it like this? Do you still have justice? Do you still have laws It's a big herd
Although what Zhao Zihao said is true, he doesn't take it seriously at all. He just thinks that Feige is here today. Let's have a fight and have fun together. And these guys also know that the skinny monkey is doing this on purpose, so they began to tease the skinny monkey for a long time. They said that the skinny monkey is a wife fearing guy. He must have soft ears. Otherwise, he is so wife fearing. They also said that he might be exploited by his daughter-in-law in the future for his money to buy underpants. The underpants he wears can only be It only made people laugh.
Yue Yunfei listened to this group of guys talking incessantly, lit the five yuan packet of white sand, and then took a hard puff to let the smoke circulate for a "small Sunday", then he vomited out the smoke.
He closed his eyes slightly, just like a smoker. Everyone looked at Yue Yunfei with a confused face. He thought that this guy had hysteria, or something was wrong, so he stopped teasing the thin monkey, and then surrounded him.
"Brother Fei, are you insane?"
"Brother Fei, are you hysterical? Why is it so suddenly?"
"Feige, thin monkey doesn't mix powder in the broken white sand, does he? Look at the satisfaction you give, it's like sucking crows. " Ma Zhenrong said that when people broke the white sand, he also took a hard puff. It seems that people didn't break the white sand. Otherwise, how could he take a hard puff?
Just when the crowd pretended to be concerned about Yue Yunfei, Yue Yunfei suddenly opened his eyes, then "rubbed" and jumped up from the reclining chair, "shit, this NIMA is so cool, it's so cool!"
People suddenly petrified. This guy often smokes cigarettes for thousands of yuan a pack. There are all kinds of foreign famous brand cigarettes, as well as domestic limited edition Yellow Crane Tower, qianlida wood, gaoxiba Chang, gaoxiba Shi 22600, Mount 1 19024. Even I have to be a real dragon Shengshi or something, but you've never seen him so excited Yes, but today's five yuan package of ruanbaisha made him so excited. Just at the moment when the people were unsealed, Yue Yunfei's another action made these brothers enter the ancient Petrochemical era from the edge of unsealing, even the ice age.
I saw this guy took another hard puff, continued to walk for a "small Sunday", and then at the moment when the cigarette came out, he sucked it back, and then grabbed the thin monkey "monkey brother, tell me quickly, where did you buy such a good peerless cigarette? Where can I get it? "
The thin monkey was startled at first, and then recovered quickly. Yue Yunfei often shared with his brothers all kinds of tall cigarettes. A few days ago, he gave each of his brothers a package of limited edition Yellow Crane Tower given to him by Li Xingbin. And the brothers often share their "oxygen" with this big brother who has no airsAlthough these brothers are not as tall as Yue Yunfei, they can't buy cigarettes less than 12.3 yuan in Shucheng, a first tier city. The most popular cigarette is a pack of black Lanzhou at 16 yuan. So Yue Yunfei has never seen Baisha before. Today, he takes a sip and thinks it's really good to smoke.
"Thin monkey, tell me quickly, where can I buy this cigarette?" Yue Yunfei holds the lean monkey tightly and shakes it hard.
The thin monkey was thin. After being shaken by Yue Yunfei, he felt dizzy and nearly fainted. Fortunately, he opened his mouth in time and saved himself Fly Feige, don't shake it. If you shake it again, I'll throw up! "
Smell speech, Yue Yunfei stopped all movements, obediently stood aside waiting for the answer of thin monkey.
"Brother Fei We didn't buy this in Shucheng. "
Yue Yunfei was eager to see through. He never thought that the thin monkey would give him such an answer in the end, which made him depressed to the extreme. He grabbed the thin monkey again and said, "thin monkey, you said Shucheng can't buy this kind of peerless good cigarette. You can even say this kind of brazen words. Do you still deserve your conscience?"
Thin monkey immediately depressed incomparable, "Feige, this cigarette is five yuan a pack, we such a big city simply did not buy."
"Thin monkey, where did you buy it?"
"This is from my second uncle's aunt's second brother-in-law's third cousin's sister-in-law's sister-in-law who brought it to me from my hometown far away." For this series of relatives of the thin monkey, the people present immediately felt like a mess. They really felt that they were in a mess even though they kept cutting. After analyzing for a long time, they finally ended up in failure. Even Yue Yunfei, who has always been shrewd, has a black line on his face, but the black line is the black line. It doesn't matter any more. The important thing is to have smoke.
"Thin monkey, I don't want to talk to you any more. Just tell me if you still have such a wonderful cigarette there." Yue Yunfei abandoned those useless, said directly to the point.
"Well There are
"How many?" Yue Yunfei immediately came to hope, then quickly asked.
"There are many. You can have as many as you want." The thin monkey finally got to the point, which made Yue Yunfei almost fly, but because of the gravity, he just jumped down, and then fell to the ground again.
"Thin monkey, brother, I'll give you ten red river boutiques. You can quickly bring me ten and eight for us to exchange, so that my brother can feel the great charm of this peerless good smoke in his lifetime."
"No problem, absolutely no problem." The answer was so simple that he even pulled out the "zhuangpu dialect" in his hometown. A red river boutique is more than 3000 yuan at least. People can carry six white sands in one bag. If the skinny monkey doesn't agree at this time, he is really short of heart.
In the end, the business was finished. Yue Yunfei took ten red river boutiques and exchanged ten five yuan soft white sand for skinny monkey. During the transaction, the skinny monkey said that he would give eleven to Yue Yunfei. As a result, Yue Yunfei said, "skinny monkey, you don't take advantage of me, I don't take advantage of you. Let's exchange them one by one, so no one can take advantage of it No one will suffer. "
"Well, one for one. No one loses, no one takes advantage. " Zhao Zihao, a thin monkey, can only end up with such desolate language.
After getting Yue Yunfei's Red River boutique, the thin monkey didn't eat it alone, but gave one to each of his brothers. It's also something of Feige. Let's share it. After Yue Yunfei got those white sand boutiques, he naturally regarded them as treasures. Even when he left for Somalia, he took some of them with him! But that's all in the future.
After this incident, Yue Yunfei plundered the three white sands of the lean monkey in a row. After inserting oxygen for three times in a row, Yue Yunfei's spirit was greatly boosted. He was really as energetic as taking poison.
I don't know what happened to Yue Yunfei. Anyway, after he smoked Baisha, he was so energetic. I'm afraid that's what we call radish and green vegetables!
Then Yue Yunfei began to explain some important things. He didn't announce the accident of Wenren Muxi to you. He just said that a very important thing has happened in Wenren group, which may be related to the comfort and future of Wenren group. Now we need to work together to help Wenren group tide over the difficulties.
"Feige, don't worry. The business of Wenren group is our business. We will try our best to do it well."
"Feige, you can keep your heart in your stomach. Wenren group is our company, and you are very kind to us. We don't ask what happened to Wenren group this time, but we believe that as long as you are responsible for it, brothers will finish it anyway."
"Brother Fei, no matter what happens now, I believe brothers will get through this difficulty under your leadership."
Since everyone generously expressed their determination to survive together with Wenren group, Yue Yunfei was very moved.
He gave each of the brothers a pass on the peerless good smoke ruanbaisha, which he had just plundered from the lean monkey. Then he gave the brothers an order to light up the peerless good smoke.People have no objection to Yue Yunfei's wonderful reason. Even without even thinking about it, they put Yue Yunfei's so-called peerless good cigarette in their mouth, then took out the lighter and lit it without hesitation.
"Bata", "Bata"
More than a dozen lighters were lit in an instant, and more than a dozen excellent cigarettes were also lit in an instant. The whole security room suddenly became miasmatic, and the people who smoked were almost in tears.
These guys now look like a fool, each with a broken white sand in his mouth. It's so funny.
Seeing that the brothers were so united, Yue Yunfei laughed with satisfaction and said, "this is the good brother in my mind!" All of them answered with one voice, "this is the big brother in our mind."