Chapter 120

Classical Chinese programming!

Yes, classical Chinese programming!

Van Rui is going to curse!

Which idiot designed this programming software.

Let's not talk about whether Chinese programming has such powerful functions. This classical Chinese is to reject most programmers!

See here! Van Rui put up with it!

He is going to look at the instructions and the sentences and grammatical rules of the programming software.

Generally speaking, programming software has something in common. You will learn the most basic and oldest C language, and the later C + +, Java, etc. can be learned quickly, because the thinking and laws of computers are certain, and the sentences and grammar of modern programming languages are similar.

But after seeing the programming examples in the manual, fan ruimeng, who has been engaged in programming for more than ten years, was forced!

This example has no syntax and no code group. It is a very short classical Chinese (less than 100 words).

Although there are many words in classical Chinese, although fan Rui doesn't know what they mean, after the sentences are taken apart, some words can still be recognized and understood a little, such as sentences such as "crossbow, stone bird".

What the hell is this!

Confused, fan Rui only copied the contents of the manual into the compiler, and then clicked run.

Soon a program was generated.

"Lying trough!" Fan Rui exclaimed. It's a little game like angry birds!

Oracle programming software still has a graphical interface similar to JavaSwing, but the picture is more comfortable and refined. If it is connected with other visualization programs, it should have a better experience.

Angry birds indeed!

Fan Rui operates the mouse and plays several games. The game is smooth. There is no bug under the setting.

Fan Rui once reproduced angry birds in C + +. He vaguely remembered that the code was 344 lines in total.

And Oracle compiler software, code... No, it should be called text with only 100 words.

Fan Rui looked at the compilation interface and put his hand on the keyboard.

He has been engaged in the programming industry for more than ten years. Small programs similar to angry birds are basically handy. He can write them without thinking, and can ensure that there are absolutely no bugs.

But now, facing the Oracle compiler, he is at a loss.

He struck the keyboard and wrote:

#include“stdafx.h“

#include“MyGameFrame.h“

#include

Bird structure

structBird

{

intx，y;

};

global variable

HWNDhWnd……

Writing here, fan Rui thought that this is not c + +, but Chinese programming software.

Then, the translator replaced all the English in the compilation box with Chinese, but fan Rui didn't know how to change the commonly used code language!

Fan Rui gave up making another angry bird with Chinese code. He began to doubt life!

He! House! Of course! no meeting! Make it up! Cheng!

A java engineer who has worked for more than ten years can't program!

"Play with me! What special immortal programming software! "

Fan Rui continued his efforts and wrote a simple calculation program in Chinese.

The so-called Chinese writing program is to replace the English or English abbreviations in the code with Chinese.

After writing, fan Rui clicks run.

[operation error!]

"Cao!" Fan Rui began to curse his mother!

A senior programmer can't write four operations?

"Ah!!!" Fan Rui began to scratch his hair. He didn't have many hair at first. This scratch left nothing!

Re write, click Run!

[operation error!]

Re write, click Run!

[operation error!]

Rewrite, click Run × N times

[operation error!]

OK! Four operations can't! I'll do something else!

Fan Rui began to fiddle with the code of other small programs!

The result is still... [operation error!]

"Ah ah!!" Fan Rui collapsed, "your uncle, labor and capital don't conquer you today. My name is not fan!"

At this time, it was two o'clock in the morning. Fan Rui poured two cups of coffee and continued to struggle!

No adder?

This is the biggest insult to van ry!

In fact, after fan Rui's trouble for so long, you haven't found the essence of Oracle programming software at all.

After all, it is a product given by the system. The castrated version of the Chinese compiler Oracle programming software has collected a large number of mathematics and logic, and is smarter than the most advanced programming software in the world. It is a bit of the prototype of artificial intelligence. What users need is to call these mathematics and logic with classical Chinese sentences and grammar.

Fan Rui has been compiling in Oracle with C + + or Java syntax, only replacing the code expression with Chinese expression.

Fan Rui has been engaged in this industry for more than ten years. His thinking has been stereotyped, and many grammars can't turn around.

Just as we have just learned English, we often use Chinese grammar to think

For example: give_ U_ some_ colour_ to_ see_ See, or good_ good_ study_ day_ day_ up。

Chinese and English are still human languages. Even if some grammars are the same, the literal meaning can still be understood.

However, the grammars of C + +, Java and other programming languages are very different from those of classical Chinese. Fan Rui can't turn a corner, and it's normal!

People, the older they are, the longer they have been employed, the more difficult it is to accept fresh objects, and the more they can't turn!

Six in the morning!

Fan Rui's eyes were red, and he stood up tired and angry!

Pop!

Smashed the computer monitor with a stool!

Look! This grumpy man.

Fan Rui was extremely suspicious. At first, he copied the text on the manual into the compilation box, and the running program he got was not run because of this line of text, but set in advance by the programming software!

This programming software is specially designed to deceive people!

"Junk software!" With a roar, van ry pulled the last hairs off his head.

At this moment, he said goodbye to balding completely, because he had bald head.

The anger is still in his heart, and fan Rui is out today! He doesn't work anymore. He wants to criticize the source code company behind Oracle programming software on the forum!

What this company does is not programming software at all, it is special bomb software!

Engineers will explode as soon as they use this software!

Fan Rui took out his spare notebook, logged in to the forum and angrily wrote down the Oracle programming software experience guide. This junk programming software is just looking for trouble

Fan Rui wrote a full 3000 words to criticize Oracle programming software. After writing the last word, he didn't vent. If he knew where the source code company's address was, fan Rui couldn't help coming to the company's engineers to settle accounts!

Is this programming? Play!

And fan Rui have the same feeling, there are many mixed track forum programmers.

The character of the technology house is to grasp the truth in the shortest time. After a night of research, they all think that Oracle programming software is the most garbage programming software they have ever encountered.

Or more accurately, it's not programming software at all. It's for fun.

Fanrui is just trying to program with the software.

Some programmers tried to use classical Chinese according to the requirements of the manual. In addition to the success of simple attempts such as one plus one, the larger programs (even multiplication and division) are ineffective (classical Chinese is seriously nonstandard and unqualified).

The programmer attributed this appearance to the fact that the simple addition and subtraction method is integrated into the program. As long as the program recognizes the keywords, it can run automatically, which has nothing to do with the programmer's programming!

The programmer wrote in the report: "it is very deceptive for Chinese editors to do a little addition and subtraction. Do you think they can express that they are Chinese programming? A company using phtyon is simpler than this! This is pseudo Chinese programming software! It's liar software! "

There are technology bosses who want to crack the underlying code of programming software, but they get nothing.

Reports on the applicable experience of Oracle programming software have appeared on major forums, and almost all the experience feels - boring! Anger!

All expressions are - abuse! Attack! Abuse and attack again!

Zhou Xiao's Oracle programming software ignited the anger of the forum technology house.

Once the technology house is serious, it can do everything.

Ignited the anger of the forum technology house.

They not only strongly attacked Oracle Software on the forum, but also made videos and articles to attack Oracle Software.

Because programmers feel that this is an insult to programmers, the source code company made this software, perhaps just to laugh at programmers' lack of culture.

Oracle Software also attracted the attention of some programming experts (big V), who specially produced a video for Oracle programming software.