Chapter 9：chapter 9

I walked on down to my kitchen ready to cook. yes, you heard me right. I am going to cook because I need food and I am really too lazy to call and wait and order food when I can just make some wonderful tasting food with little to no effort or so I think. cooking is one of those things were you could really mess up or you could do really great. so I mean I'm all in, ready to burn the house down I guess. why wouldn't I be ready to burn my own house down right? tonight I am making some kimchi. a Korean dish that is absolutely amazing with lettuce leaves and mini shrimps. I always love making international foods because of the new flavors. the easy way to explain how to do this my way, is to first, prepare and rinse the cabbage, drain it and add the certain spices like sugar, pepper flakes, etc. I then prepare the daikon, mixing in the ginger and scallions and garlic. then I mix everything all together and pack into little mason jars to have for lunch. I pack that kimchi out of the jar into a lettuce leaf and eat like a wrap! you can have kimchi with many other dishes or just by itself. but I prefer using lettuce leaves to eat it as a wrap. I enjoy my homemade meal and pair it with some regular herbal tea I bought a few days ago at this shop near the labs. cafe actually. the pair was good but I would prefer boba tea, its the best to have as a snack or just as a nice little refresher. and the fact that they come in many different flavors and the different pearls is awesome to try out!

*middle of month three*

1) i'm scared to talk about it

2) i get caught up in theories like how it was two people at my house that night.

3) there really was two people at my house that night and its not legal to mention it...BUT it's just to you readers so i assume i'm fine.

so lets start from the very beginning. there was one guy obviously, it was my co worker coming to ask me a question or something for some very odd reason. that reason being that I was the smartest person who works there and probably the smartest person who lives on this earth but anyways, he needed information on something about a certain chemical reaction process called Rodex. really quite annoying if you ask me but whatever. before he came, the man i saw at my window staring at me, was my brother. yes, I just said my brother. I didn't tell you I had a brother because he was really....not the best person and did things that, I didn't need done to me. not like threaten my life or health but, sexual things that, made me uncomfortable. he should be dead by now, I mean he did take my virginity when I was only fifteen years old. but anyways, when I was done calling on my angels to forget that dreadful day..my brother was there at my window that night because he wanted to apologize..for what he did but he is a bit crazy so he didn't do it in a very manly fashion.

*end of month three*

Everyone was yelling, colleagues, bosses, you name it and they were yelling. You are probably wondering why. Well, someone fucking told our lab that someone from here was trying to end the world. Although they didn't say who so I mean, I'm good. I think. But if they do say who, then I am totally and utterly screwed. I have to finish brewing this potion fast or My ass gets yeeted into jail. Speaking of jail, I told the police station about my brother and they arrested him for sexual assault and immediately he obliged and said that he did it. Makes it easier for me right? Now back to the original scene in front of me, I'm the one who has to slip out of here swiftly and secretly. Which is the hard part. How am I supposed to do this you may ask. Well I'm asking myself that as well. Because how the hell do you escape a riot without firing a freaking gun? Yeah I have no idea. I gave up and pulled the fire alarm to make everyone evacuate. I was covered by people so they wouldn't know it was me on the security cameras. I walked down the stairs, out of the building and swiftly teleporting out of there with my teleportation device. I bet you forgot that was a thing hey? I don't use it often since it isn't yet released to the public. Now why didn't I use it when I was in the building? I'm so stupid. It sucks to be a stupid genius. It really does. It bothers me a lot when I'm the smartest being alive but I make dumb decisions 24/7. its weird how in only a few days, i'm ending the world. I cant. cant. cant wait! i'm like a child in a candy store. about to go on a sugar rush of excitement. not for a good reason but good reason to me at least. I don't think my dead sister would approve of my methods only because she ddi try and kill me just to be the one who could end the world. she's greedy like that. and I wouldn't be surprised if she actually haunted me. haha if she ddi I would laugh more then be scared. oh, a call from my brother. lets see shall we?