Chapter 730

Sixty second dragon scale (2)

At any time, Linglong felt a headache when she saw the memorials of the ministers.

These people don't seem to be able to speak well. It's obviously just a trivial matter, and they have to spend thousands of words to write it. The whole article is praising the emperor and showing their loyalty by the way. They won't say anything until the end. Some people who have long served in Beijing go to Beijing every three years to report their work. When they don't report their work, they write a letter to the emperor every year to state the situation of the year, That's even more nonsense. Rao Shilong is angry at seeing ten lines at a glance.

She was impatient to wait on these things. She was really getting more and more annoyed. Hu Xiuhe felt that the little girl's temper was going to explode when he was thinking about how to coax him. When he was thinking about how to coax him, the little girl suddenly threw the fold on her hand far away - just like an angry child among the people. She threw whatever she caught and threw whatever she caught.

However, Linglong did not vent her anger on Hu Xiuhe. From the death of emperor Xiaozong to today, the folds have accumulated more and more day by day. Now there is a hill high. How long does she have to see it! She became an emperor for enjoyment, not for coolie! If you think so, you might as well let Jiaodong king and them be!

But this fold can't be seen by others. She can only see it. Can she finish it when it's dark? How can these officials write thousands or even tens of thousands of words when they eat farts day by day?

Linglong picked out several books and couldn't stand it. Yuan Yong, the southwest political envoy, wrote more than 10000 words this year, but there was nothing important. The whole article only expressed one thought: Although he took office in the southwest, he was bent on his majesty. He missed his majesty. It's like three autumn after a day's absence. He can't wait to see his majesty! Under your Majesty's wise leadership, the Southwest has had good weather and the people live and work in peace and contentment. This is your Majesty's credit!

Nearly 20000 words, all in the analysis of their loyalty and miss to the emperor, Linglong looked at it, she felt her fist hard.

With her scream, the whole person rushed into the fold, and her petite figure looked particularly miserable.

Hu Xiuhe couldn't help laughing, but the little empress was too miserable. If he laughed, he stepped forward: "Your Majesty, do you want to use some fruits? It's summer. Eating some melons and fruits can also relieve boredom. "

Linglong nodded: "yes."

Soon the fruit plate was delivered. Apples, watermelons, strawberries, litchi and so on were cut into the size of direct entrance. This is good in the palace. There is everything you want to eat, even if it is out of season fruit. As long as the emperor wants, the people below can try their best to get it.

However, Hu Xiuhe did not dare to eat these fruits. He served the emperor Xiaozong when he was young. People walking in front of the emperor should pay special attention to their manners. Melons and fruits are cold and easy to spoil their stomachs. They can't eat food that tastes a little heavier. They can't eat food that will swell like sweet potatoes and radishes, especially those that can't be touched. Leeks, garlic, scallions and ginger are easy to have bad breath and can't be used. If you eat too much, you can't. If you drink too much water, it's easy to be courteous, neither can you. Like Hu Xiuhe, he has not had enough food for many years and is served by the imperial front. It seems beautiful, but in fact it is miserable.

Therefore, when Linglong rewarded Hu Xiuhe with the rest of the food, he was embarrassed. In order to make his majesty feel comfortable, the melons and fruits were frozen in the spring. It was cool, but he had not eaten them for many years. His intestines and stomach were fragile. When he ate raw and cold, he must have a stomach. At that time, the emperor lost his appearance and annoyed his majesty. What should he do?

Does your majesty still distrust himself and want to transfer himself away?

Hu Xiuhe is thinking nonsense here, but Linglong doesn't think so much at all. She just doesn't want to eat. It's just for the people under her.

Your majesty, I dare not resign. After a long time of psychological construction, Hu Xiuhe finally ate the rest of the melons and fruits. Sure enough, Linglong was making trouble in her stomach. Linglong was continuing to look at the folding, when she suddenly heard a few bowel sounds and immediately raised her head. Hu Xiuhe flopped down on her knees: "your Majesty, forgive me! A slave loses his dignity -- "

Linglong blinked. She had no experience of constipation or diarrhea, so she couldn't understand it. But she had never eaten pork. She always saw pigs running. Hu Xiuhe's soft and handsome face was full of cold sweat. She waved her hand: "go down first and come back to serve later."

"Yes."

Rao was making a noise in his stomach. Hu Xiuhe endured it and respectfully withdrew from the imperial study.

As soon as he left, Linglong laughed. Don't say it. He's very funny.

Half an hour later, Hu Xiuhe came back, changed his blue eunuch clothes, looked healthy, smoked incense again, and returned to Hu Daban, who collapsed in Mount Tai without changing his color.

Finally, Linglong read the folding all day. Hu Xiuhe didn't understand government affairs. He only knew that his majesty divided the folding into three parts and ordered him to take it to the Jinluan Hall tomorrow. It took your majesty only one day to read all the mountain like folds! Hu Xiuhe was secretly frightened. Even when Emperor Xiaozong was still there, he couldn't see it so fast!

The next day Linglong got up early as usual. She lazily narrowed her eyes and let the palace people dress herself. She was not sleepy. Although she seemed crazy about food and sleep, she didn't seem to be so obsessed and persistent. Sometimes she thought, what else in the world can she chase all the time?

Yesterday, the little lady emperor personally killed the king of Wu at the age of 11. Today, all officials dare not look down on her. The scene of noisy and even big fight like yesterday is gone. Everyone is like a quail. The three vassal kings stand in the front, seemingly respectful, but they don't know what they are thinking. The little lady emperor won't let them return to the fiefdom. What can they say? I only think that emperor Xiaozong had a good means to pave the way for the little female emperor when he was dying. He traded his death for four vassal kings to go to Beijing. Because the little female emperor was young and ignorant, he despised her and pretended to be obedient. Now he became a turtle in a jar. If the little Female Emperor didn't speak, who dared to go?

Unless you don't want to face!

However, the four vassal kings, the one who doesn't want to face the most, have been stabbed to death by the little female emperor. The remaining three are dignified and belong to the kind who wants a memorial archway after being a bitch. They all want to be emperors and usurp the throne, but they must get the name zhengyanshun and the little female emperor must give way. They also have to stage a drama of repeatedly refusing and finally kneeling down and asking for "helpless" acceptance.

People who are too shameful have always had a bad time with Linglong.

Linglong sitting on the Dragon chair is not as serious and rigid as the emperors of previous dynasties. She is a small head. She nests lazily in it and looks like something comfortable. Emperor Xiaozong was a man who was strict with himself. Except with his wife and daughter, all his chairs and beds were hard. Even the pillows were jade pillows to remind himself not to indulge in pleasure. Of course, so was the Dragon chair. But Linglong couldn't get used to sitting. She felt that her ass was hurt. Hu Xiuhe paved a soft cushion on the Dragon chair, which made it much more comfortable to sit on.

The palace people moved the folding box here. Linglong opened one at random. All officials looked at each other. They didn't know what medicine the little lady emperor was selling in the gourd.

The little empress said, "Dear Aiqing, I had a headache after reading the book for a day yesterday. What's the blame of the Secretary of Guanglu temple?"

An official dressed in Tibetan blue imperial clothes stepped out at the sound of the voice: "my minister is here."

"You fold... I counted and wrote a total of 5307 words." Linglong's face was calm, "of which 5300 words were nonsense. There were only seven words talking about business, that is, 'minister, please award bingguanglu Temple'."

What are these five thousand words talking about? This Xu blame, from winter praise to spring, from spring praise to summer, from the state to people's livelihood, from the government to the back house, anyway, boasted 5000 words. The last central idea: Your majesty! It's too hot in summer! Guanglu Temple faces south again! There was too little ice distributed to Guanglu temple in previous years! Can you give me more this year!

It's such a big fart. She wrote 5307 words. Linglong endured her temper and saw that at the end, she was talking about business in the last seven words!

Xu Xie: cough

It's all like this now. First sing praises to your majesty, and then show your loyalty. There's a lot of gossip. In the end, there may not be any practical things. Everyone writes like this, and he's no exception... But it's really a shame to be taken out as a typical feeling!

In addition to Xu's fault, Linglong caught the folds of more than a dozen people and executed them on the spot. Although these adults looked serious and honest one by one, in fact, there was not too much flattery in the folds. They could blow flowers! Some of these folds were accumulated when Xiaozong was seriously ill, and some came after Linglong ascended the throne. Anyway, no matter what happens, these ministers like to write folds. Once written, they are smelly and long, so Linglong put forward new requirements.

"I don't like reading these nonsense. I'd better remember all the future notes. I'll make my own decisions, choose my own style, draw up my own title, don't copy, and don't exceed 100 words. If it's a major event, I can rush to the palace for an audience without passing the memorial. It's best to get straight to the point. Don't write anything if you have something to say! If anyone gives one more word, I will punish him for one month's salary, two more words, two months, three more words, four months, and so on! "

In an uproar, an old scholar with white hair and beard came out with an elephant wat to argue: "Your Majesty, I think this must not --"

"Why not?" Linglong glared at him, "I don't need you to say how wise and powerful I am. You can't tell how loyal and patriotic you are. Now I just put forward such a small request, and you are so dissatisfied. How dare I value you in the future? Or do you want to listen to others? "

The old scholar quickly knelt down and apologized: "I dare not --"

"Not the best." Linglong gave him a white look and didn't hide her boredom. She always hated these old and rigid guys, just like the smelly and hard stones in the pit, which would arouse her desire to beat people every time“ From tomorrow on, if someone gives me more than a hundred words, I will personally tell him that the salary penalty is no joke! If you don't like the salary, you will deliberately oppose me... Oh, the king of Wu yesterday is waiting for tomorrow. "

She was different from her father, Emperor Xiaozong. Emperor Xiaozong was gentle, considerate and generous. He was so kind to his wife and daughter, to the people, and to his ministers. He even went out of the palace to visit sick ministers. He listened to people very patiently and considered everything very considerate.

But Linglong is not emperor Xiaozong.

She is cold-blooded, dedicated and unquestionable. She doesn't allow anyone to say anything after she has made a decision, and she doesn't like someone to disobey her meaning.

She is orthodox and the daughter of the emperor Xiaozong. Even if she is a woman, many people despise her, and no one dares to criticize the little female emperor soon after the emperor Xiaozong's death. In that case, it is infidelity and injustice. It can drown the saliva of the people in the long river of history!

Therefore, the matter of limiting the number of words was settled, and most of the ministers followed it. There were a few pricks who were subordinate to the king's account and deliberately provoked, so Linglong ordered them the next day.

She said yesterday that it should not exceed 100 words. However, among the three people she named out of the queue today, the first one is the Deputy envoy of the General Administration Department, who has a goatee. He wrote 3000 words. One of the remaining two is the waiter of the inspector's Academy and the other is the national Zijian offering wine. They are all people with little real power but high reputation. Together, the three have written more than 10000 words!

Linglong didn't beat, scold or use a knife, but ordered Hu Xiuhe on the side: "go and hand over the three Aiqing's folds to the ancestral temple. In front of my emperors, let the temple Zhu burn them in person. It's better to teach the emperors to see. What talented and moral courtiers they are in my generation."

Hu Xiuhe's not more colorful: "yes."

He took the three folds in his hands and turned and left, but the three were in a hurry! This temple is the place where the tablets of emperors of previous dynasties are enshrined. Only emperors are eligible to enter. As ministers, they have to send the folding son to the temple to burn for the emperors of previous dynasties... This, this is their life!

The Deputy envoy of the general secretary was worried: "your majesty! Never, never! "

"Why not?" Exquisite and strange, "you don't listen to what I say, so go and ask my father, emperor, grandfather and elders of all dynasties. You'd like to listen to them if you want to come. If this fold is well written and makes them happy, I'll send you to accompany you. It happens to be able to fulfill your loyalty. Isn't it beautiful?"

Why are all the others obedient, but these three people don't? One is to serve the vassal, the other is to step on her!

She was recognized as the emperor because of the legacy of emperor Xiaozong, but it was not happy to ask these ministers to submit to the female emperor. In this way, they can show their uniqueness by facing Linglong. In short, they want to step on the little female emperor to earn their reputation.

Think, get, beautiful.

If you want fame, go to the ancestral temple and ask the emperors of previous dynasties!

The three knelt down and pleaded for mercy. Unfortunately, Linglong was never a kind person. What she wanted was wholehearted obedience!

Soon, Hu Xiuhe came back. Linglong asked, "is there a miracle?"

Hu Xiuhe shook his head respectfully: "Your Majesty, there has never been."

"It seems that your folds are not well written, otherwise a gentle and tolerant man like my father will not give his will? It is a sin to stain the eyes of emperors of all dynasties. "

"Your Majesty." The king of Shu went out to salute, "the theory of ghosts and gods is illusory. These three adults are also dedicated to the good of your majesty. Please your majesty --"

"The king of Shu means that after the death of successive emperors, they will not be in the world, so future generations do not need to be in awe?"

The king of Shu was stunned by this sophistry. Did he mean the same thing as the little female emperor? Just about to explain, Linglong didn't like to listen. She smiled: "the strange father just died, and the four Royal uncles came in a hurry. They couldn't even wait for the imperial edict."

There was a strong irony before the words. As soon as emperor Xiaozong died, the four vassal kings heard that the throne had been handed over to Linglong, and immediately rushed to the capital in the name of national funeral. As vassal kings, they were not allowed to call out of the fief. These rules seemed to have been eaten by them!

She is convinced that the emperor has a spirit. Your folding son is burned. If the emperors don't respond, it means you're not good at writing! Your writing is not good. If you dare not listen to me and provoke me, you are a disorderly subject and thief!

What a tyrannical and unreasonable statement. It is obvious that we should clean up these three early birds. Whoever dares to intercede will be unlucky. She is the emperor. She can say whatever she likes!

The king of Shu can only abandon this piece and return to his position.

This is what acquiescence means.

Linglong smiled brightly at the three ministers who were kneeling on the ground. This was probably the happiest smile she had had in the past two days. Emperor Xiaozong and Empress Dowager ren'an are both dragons and phoenixes among people. She looks outstanding. She is even better than the blue. However, this beautiful smile can't relax the three people kneeling on the ground. On the contrary, their scalp is numb. A cold sweat came out on their forehead. They just feel like they are stared at by some dangerous beast and have nowhere to escape.

"I said yesterday that if you exceed one word, you will be fined by multiple. The three Aiqing are really brave. In order to challenge my authority, everyone has no less than 3000 words. I have calculated. Your salary before returning home is not enough. What should I do?"

She stretched out a finger and scratched her pink cheek. She looked like a little girl worried. However, today, no one will treat her as a young tiger that can be teased and deceived - no matter how young a tiger is, it is also a beast.

The daughter of emperor Xiaozong is more like an Emperor than emperor Xiaozong.

She was so distressed with her sweet voice, and the three people kneeling on the ground trembled. Let alone the fame in the past, life and death were not in the hands of the little empress! And those who remain silent have their own thoughts.

Little lady, she's so rude.

She doesn't tell you anything about the constraints, balance and imperial mentality. She just doesn't play cards according to the routine at will, but no matter how you guard against it, she is the emperor, she is orthodox, and she has a way to fuck you, unless you can go out and say no, I just don't believe it, I just want to change to usurp the throne - and before you succeed, Everyone in the world can drown your head with a mouthful of saliva!

It's not orthodox, but it's also bad for the upper level. I don't know how many people who hide evil intentions want to emulate this scene of adding yellow robes. Even the king of Wu is a shameless leader. He wants the name of the king of the country in front of the little female emperor. He doesn't even want to call his majesty. What's the result? Stab a sword into your stomach and intestines. It's bleeding and painful!

Who dares say anything?

If you want your ministers to die, your ministers have to die. If you want power, don't be shameful. If you want face, you have to swallow it. That's the truth.

"Your Majesty, I have something to say."

As soon as the clear and gentle voice sounded, Linglong followed the prestige. A young man in a blue embroidered tiger pattern official robe stood out with an elephant wat. He first saluted and then said, "the minister Hanlin court attends Lu Yu and is willing to share his worries for his majesty."

Linglong blinked and didn't respond. First, he looked at the man from head to foot. Later history said that he was "like powder, with eyes like meteors, tiger body, ape arm, tiger belly and wolf waist. He was a man of great talent and extraordinary appearance". He was a man of excellent literature, martial arts and intelligence. Compared with the gentle and devoted emperor Xiaozong, this Wei Taizu seems to be another kind of charm, which is more in line with the imagination of later generations. He is not the Wei Taizu, but a civil servant from the five grades in the Dali Dynasty. His official robe only shows that he is tall and tall. As for the ape arm and wolf waist, he can't see it, He has a thin waist and should be in good shape.

He is a beautiful young man to the letter.

Looking at temperament, it is not as recorded in later generations. Also, at the moment, I'm hiding my power and biding my time, ready to play a pig and eat a tiger. How can I show all my cards?

It's just the alternation of dynasties. I can't tell who is right and who is wrong. But now she is the emperor. If Lu Yu has any thoughts... She doesn't care if history will change.

"Lu Aiqing, but it doesn't matter."

Lu Yu gave another salute: "I think that although the three adults disobeyed your majesty, they have been diligent and loyal to the country for many years. They have worked hard without merit. It's better to ask the three adults to make up for the salary they were fined - isn't it the best of both worlds?"

Linglong thought to herself, this person is really good at being a man. She can't cut off the heads of three people because of the small number of words. However, if she doesn't punish them, it's difficult to establish prestige. Lu Yu's method is really good. The salary of these three people is an astronomical amount. Although they are fined, they have no worries about their lives and can maintain their official status, When the vassal who took refuge in didn't want to speak for himself, a scholar in the Imperial Academy stood up... It's really not offending on both sides and flattering on both sides.

"Whatever." Linglong sighed, "originally, I wanted to be suspended for the first time in three Aiqing. I thought about it in March. However, I think Lu Qing's method is better. Then I'll limit the three Aiqing to make up the fine in one day, and then suspend for three months!"

Lu Yu could almost feel the burning eyes of the three adults penetrating his skin, but he was stunned and stepped back without changing his face. Linglong also praised him: "Lu Qing really knows my heart."

Lu Yu:

Is this really just an eleven year old girl? Or is it the royal blood, which can't be inferred by common sense?

But at present, the little empress obviously lacks a capable minister standing on her side. Now she frightens the courtiers with cruel means. The most lacking person is someone who can be trusted. He stands up at this time, he can't be trusted and shouldn't be treated like this. The little empress talks a few words and roasts him on the fire!