Chapter 13 - 13 - Twitching Thing

Xia che watched as the little red snake ran back into his sleeve. "Hey little son, why are you red? Did you get sick?" he asked as he caressed the little bump in his sleeve. The bump wiggled away from him as he touched it.

"Son, are you sleepy? I'll sing a bed time song for you" the little bump hissed at Xia che at this statement.

"Fine we'll have dinner then ill sing for you" Xia che said as he happily found a spot to start fire.

"Oh I'm super hungry, my tummy keeps growling" He whined as he kept trying to ignite the flame.

But even after an hour he was not able to start the flame. The spot he chose was quite close to the river banks so it was still damp. Xia che being dumb as he is did not notice this and kept trying.

'This stupid snake, it's too damp to start a fire here' Long Aotian though as he peeked from the beasts sleeves. He crawled out of the sleeve and looked at the stupid beast. "Moistllll" he hissed as he tried speaking for the first time. The beast dropped the flint stone as he stood astonished looking at him.

"Did you... did you just speak?" Xia che asked the little snake but it just hissed back at him.

"Oh my god, my son is a genius. He is just 6 months old but he can already talk" he cried as he hugged the little snake to his chest. 'Look at his cute son, he can speak so soon. I'm super happy' he thought as he kept caressing the scaly head. Even Xia che did not speak until he was 2 years old and Yukiya had praised him as a genius.

"Ahhhh can you say daddy" he looked at the snake with eyes shimmering in nexpectations. The little snake just turned his head away. "No? Then you can say dada right" Xia che brought his hand up to look at the little snakes face.

"Look at my mouth and repeat "da da"" Xia che said as he moved his mouth in slow motion. "Da Da, or try saying dad. No da da works" the little snake kept turning away from him so he kept moving his arms to look at its face.

Long Aotian got really flustered by all this attention. 'This stupid beast, why does he keep opening his mouth wide like that? A fly might get stuck there' he thought as he blushed red again. Something was definitely wrong with him. He had never felt this way about anyone or anything. So did not want to face this guy.

He kept turning his head to avoid the beast but the beast kept following his direction. Log Aotian grew even more flustered and he slapped the beast on his face. 'Oh shit I didn't mean to do that' he thought as he stared eyes wide at the frozen beast.

"My son, did you just hit your daddy? Oh my god my son just kicked me in the face" the stupid beast shouted in glee.

Long Aotian blushed even more at this statement. 'Stop it.... stop being so... so cute' he thought as he closed his eyes shut tightly. 'Wait did I think this crayfish is..... cute.' He opened his eyes wide at that thought 'I have finally lost it.' he closed his eyes in contemplation.

As he was thinking all this something soft landed near his ears. He opened his eyes and found the silly beast's face was extremely close and the silly beast's pair of soft lips was touching his face. 'His lips....is he kissin.. moi..' Long Aotian started to feel dizzy.

Xia che saw the little snake swaying side by side. 'soooo cuttteeee' he screamed in his heart as he kissed his cute sons face again. After that his son was totally unresponsive. He tried calling him and touching him but the little snake just curled into a ball and refused to unwind.

"Son? son, do you like my kisses so much. Then I'll keep kissing you" he said as he puckered his lips to give a big smooch.

Long Aotian turned blood red at this ministration. 'This shameless guy, How dare he disrespect a prince like this' he opened his mouth to bite the offending beast's nose. But his target missed and he bit the guy's lips.

Xia che was surprised by this attack. The little snake bit his lips and was hanging from it. "Son, I told you remember. I am not edible. I know you are hungry, i'll roast some fish for you" he said and removed the tense snake from his lips. He did find the soil moist so he left to find some other camping ground. All the while the little snake was completely frozen. 'is my son broken' was the only thought in his head as he started cooking the fish.

Long Aotian finally came out of the trance when he smelled roasted fish. He could smell blood as well. 'Shit, did this silly beast treat his wounds?' he does not even seem to care about it. His blood smell might attract other dangerous creatures' he thought as he crawled down the beast's arms. He slipped and fell on the beast's lap. As he crawled he felt something soft under him.

"Ahhhhh son, you should not touch there" the beast shouted as he lifted me up. I wiggled around and fell on his lap again.

Xia che felt him son touching his jj. He tried lifting him up but his son kept persistently falling on it. He felt somewhat of a weird feeling in his nether regions. 'Darn this is incest ah' he thought as he hid his face behind his hands.

Long Aotian felt something twitching under him. He looked up at the beast to find him closing his face with his hands. Something under him twitched even harder. 'This..... is he turned on' Long Aotian thought as he looked at the beast.