These people are already familiar with thieves these days. There is no taboo when joking. They dare to say anything.
Tan Yinyang said, "I said who? Your boy is like a fart bug behind the white sister every day. Are you tired?"
The demon rather blushed and said, "my fair lady, what do you know?"
Tan Tan cut and said, "why don't I know? You don't know! If people have so little interest in you, it's OK. Unfortunately, people are not interested in you at all. You're obviously hot. It's just that it's still hot... Tut tut... You have a unique skin thickness. Looking at the world, you have to count you in addition to my senior brother. "
In recent days, Bai Shixuan has been following the demon Ning all the time, but the little girl's purpose is very clear: she wants to find the cultivation inheritance of the wind Fox family. How can a princess like a prince make little use of it.
The demon Ning naturally agrees with her chest, but the problem is that the thing the little girl needs is quite high. At present, it is in the hands of the demon queen. Even if the demon queen agrees, it can't be taken out until she gets to the ground; Bai Shixuan, a little girl, shows that she doesn't know anything about the world, so she just doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles: who believes you now? But whoever has the name of "Prince" is really not very reputable!
So the demon Ning Ning is extremely melancholy these days and is really worried.
As long as you are with Bai Shixuan and can't say two words, the topic can turn to the inheritance of Feng Hu. If you want to talk about romance, snow and moon, or tell a joke, the little girl is cute and doesn't understand. Cute is cute, but
"What happened that day... Hahaha, I really laughed to death..." demon Ning.
"Well, it's really funny. Brother Ning, do you really have the inheritance you mentioned before? Really? " Bai Shixuan.
"Say who... That guy is so interesting... Ha ha... Things are like this..." demon Ning.
"Well, it's really interesting. Brother Ning, can you describe the inheritance to me?" Bai Shixuan.
"And that matter, I really worked hard......" demon Ning.
"Well, it's really hard, brother Ning, that inheritance..." Bai Shixuan.
After several fights, the demon Ning was unable to defeat the array.
Almost every conversation is like this. I have complained to Tan Tan more than once: "brother, tell me, do you have the saying 'it's really hard'
The demon Ningning looked helpless: "the girl's ideological structure is completely different from that of ordinary women... Others should be out of breath with laughter. She blinked her innocent big eyes and simply asked about inheritance, I......"
Tan Tan and Chu Le'er despise this: what you tell is also called a story? If you haven't seen the joke, you can't laugh at it. If you don't know what to say first, you can't tell it yourself
Do you do performance art or tell jokes?
Take another ten thousand steps back... Bai Shixuan has been mixing with Mo Qingwu all the time. Your so-called jokes and stories have been heard from chuyang alone. It is estimated that you have already heard thousands of children's eight thousand, and your ears can be cocooned. Most of them are repeated. You're still talking with interest. The little girl didn't turn against you. It's estimated that the little girl is kind-hearted. You're very tired and can't bear to
Another 20000 steps back... Compared with chuyang's eloquence and experience
In a little bad words, it's just a piece of shit!
Who is interested in listening? Who can be interested in listening?!
Fortunately, you still feel very interesting and happy... Don't mention the little girl, even we can't bear to listen... Once in a while, you also have a mentality of "it's really interesting to see the demon rather embarrassed"
"Brother Tan, it's really strange for you to say this..." the demon Ningning looked sad.
"Why is it strange?" Tan Tan turned his white eyes and bit the grass stem, looking bored.
"You say I... why is it so difficult to get a girl?" The demon was rather decadent and looked melancholy: "I'm strange. I want family background, character, appearance, Kung Fu, status, body, demeanor, temperament, how can I..."
"Oh..."
"Oh..."
He hasn't finished yet. Chu Le'er and Tan Tan have vomited together.
"You should be narcissistic, have narcissism, be shameless, have a thick skin, have a thick skin, and...".
The demon Ningning's face immediately turned bitter melon: "I said, sister, you don't have to hit me like this... I'm also a dignified nine heavenly que crown prince party..."
Chu Le'er's face was cold: "if you don't say anything else, you'll think you're a princeling. The little girl certainly doesn't like you. Think about it yourself. Are there any good people in the prince of Jiuchong tianque? "
The demon Ning's face was black: "well... Well... It seems... It seems that there are really no good people. No, I'm a good person!"
Happy, Hei hei said: "you are a good man, you are a good man. You also classify those who are not good people with yourself. You say you are not that or that!"
The demon Ning's face was darker: "I'm really that what, why didn't I think of it, I'm really that what..."
Tan Tan's rare positive color said, "demon Ning, I'm serious with you. You can't do this. You have to do that."
The demon Ning was shocked: "brother, you always teach me quickly... You are old and experienced, but you come here. My brother is counting on you, please..."
Tan Tan raised his neck and smiled proudly: "that's it. It's easy to lift a hand."
Chu Le'er tilted his eyes and said, "Yo, are you so experienced in talking about something? It seems that I have a lot of experience. When I see sister Dan Feng, I will tell her well. No wonder she is so determined to follow you. It turns out that you have so much experience... I don't know you've made hundreds of girls? "
"Grandma, my little sister-in-law......" Tan Tan immediately bowed with tears and tears on his face. His face was more bitter than balsam pear. He bowed to Chu Le'er devoutly: "grandma... Can I call you grandma in the future? Pity me. My old bone can't stand the toss. Just open your eyes, master Gao, and treat me as... What, Let it go... "
The demon Ning stared: "brother Tan, didn't you say you are the head of the family at home? What do you say? Did your sister-in-law never dare to answer? How did you... Woo... "
Before he finished, Tan Yi covered his mouth: "you rammer who killed thousands of knives! Did he say something when our brothers were together, but now there is your sister-in-law's best friend here... Can you say such words casually? Can't you fucking kill me! You two goods, I've changed you for nothing. Why don't you get it at all? "
Chu Le'er already smiled with a strange smile: "Oh, I see, I see, oh, live... Oh, live..."
"It's over, it's over completely..." talking about Tan's face of the old society, he fell and sighed.
The demon Ning heard the speech and asked, "you haven't taught me what to do, you..."
Tan Tan said fiercely, "how? It's simple! From now on, you walk naked in broad daylight, especially in front of Bai Shixuan. It will work to impress her with your expertise and independence! "
"Besides this, don't eat when you eat. You eat shit in front of her! I believe she will fall in love with you! This is the secret of picking up girls I taught you! "
Tan Jie, with a loud cry from the bottom of his voice, stood up and brushed away.
Your sister, you exposed my background in front of Chu Le'er, Xie Danfeng's best friend, and let me see that it's going to be dark. Ya still wants me to teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure it out!
It's so fucking funny
Tan Tan has left.
The demon rather stared at the innocent eyes, at a loss.
I really don't understand. What sentence made brother Tan angry?
"Well... Running naked without clothes... It doesn't seem like a good idea..." demon Ning thought hard and said to Chu Le'er, "it's too difficult to eat shit... This, too heavy taste... Will Bai Shixuan really like it? Lele, you have a good relationship. Do you like it yourself? "
Chu Le'er was out of breath when he saw the farce in front of him. Hearing this, he stood up and stamped on the demon Ning, angrily saying, "you like it!"
Turn your head and go away in anger.
The demon rather scratched his head and muttered, "don't you like it? I don't like it either... "
Not far away, uncle Hu and uncle Ma looked up at the sky. It seemed that there were so many things worth seeing in the sky that they couldn't move their necks.
I saw their Adam's apple moving. It seems to be
I don't seem to know what I'm doing.
"Eh? What's going on? " Chu Le'er just entered chuyang's carriage and screamed loudly.
Everyone rushed to check immediately after hearing the speech. Now nothing is more important than the situation in front of a king of hell.
In the carriage, chuyang lay quietly as before, with a quiet face. However, his body is constantly emitting layers of strange white light.
This dense white light is the most pure aura of heaven and earth. It is like a layer of dense silk screen, covering chuyang layer by layer, as if to completely cover up chuyang.
People watched this amazing scene and really couldn't understand what had happened.
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