5 A free wish and 2 women

The people sitting down were enraged

"Screw you!"

"Yeah, fuck you!"

"Leave, you unwanted turd!"

Celeron's Saiyan pride wouldn't allow this!

"Go away you peasants! I'll flippin' kill you!"

He released his aura making the crowd that surrounded him scream and run around into walls. Some people even peed themselves.

He grunted in satisfaction as he watched the plebs panic.

The receptionist was already shaking her boots... "Uhm, s-s-sir! C-can you please s-sit down and wait for y-your turn?"

Celeron just look at her as his face scrunched "No!" She slowly backed up to the wall from the intimidation, and a second later her eyes rolled back into her head as she fainted

"Huh, what the hell?! I'm sorry lady! Wake up, don't die!" He said shaking her.

Then, as if on cue to catch him in this crime scene that very much looked like an act of mass sexual assaulting, a calm, old voice sounded out "What is going on here?"

Celeron looked at him and recognised him in an instant, with a crazed look on his face, he shouted "AHHH, DR BRIEF, YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!!"

Dr Brief looked at the young boy of 13 years with a unknown sphere thing in his hands, Dr Brief's mouth slowly opened as he said "so you're the culprit of this mass molestation, hm?"

"Huh? Hell no!"

And then after a 30 minute explanation of how he was an alien from another planet and how he would trade the space pod for a gravity chamber that could increase up to 500x Earth's gravity, he finally left, leaving behind the space pod and Capsule Corp which looked like a murder scene from all the people on the floor, (That's right! They still hadn't been helped!)

Celeron thought of what he should do next, he had to wait a couple of months for it to be finished, it wasn't easy creating a gravity machine!

He decided to go follow Goku's and Bulma's journey so he could steal the wish and also steal Bulma of course! He was going to wish for Eternal Youth!

(Eternal Youth in this story means a never-ending lifespan and he will always look 20!)

Celeron asked a passerby where Diablo Desert was. The person pointed out a direction. Celeron flew his way over there, after a while he reached it. Using his Ki sense, he found a few higher power levels than normal, they were making their way to the Mushroom Forest area, thats where pilaf's castle was!

He quickly teleported above them, they didn't even notice he was there! He wanted to go down now but would probably be mistaken as a bandit... he suddenly realised, he had a tail right? He could just con the plebs!

He gulped as he slowly landed, it was the first woman he would have in his harem!

He slowly landed, as he began running next to the car, easily keeping up. "Yo, Kakarot!" In unison, they all looked at him. They all blinked rapidly, Bulma screamed "EEK! WHAT THE HELL? Are you here to steal the final dragon ball?!"

The car suddenly stopped, as Oolong was flung out of the car, bouncing around like a pig-turned-basketball. Goku just stared at him "hello!", "hello Kakarot! And no, I'm a good guy."

"Huh? I'm not a carrot!"

"No, that's your Saiyan name. Kakarot." Celeron said while showing him his tail.

"Ah, you have one of those too!" Goku exclaimed.

"I'm one of your race! You're from another planet, but you escaped when that planet had gotten destroyed by some really evil dude! You landed here in a space pod until your Grandpa Gohan found you."

"Really? That's cool! But how do you know Grandpa Gohan?"

Celeron was just about to answer when everyone screamed, "WHAT! Goku's an alien?!"

They all screamed for about 15 minutes straight, nearly making Celeron's eardrums burst. Goku was confused so he just sat down onto the ground. After that farce and a bit more explaining, they all accepted him as a friend of Goku's guardian. Celeron had a height of around 5 foot 6 inches, so they all believed him to be older than 13. Celeron had actually never seen his own face before, but even then he didn't worry, he knew would be the most handsome person in existence, he was himself after all.

After a while, they had reached Pilaf's Castle. It actually looked pretty grand! Izuku started to think about taking Pilaf's Castle for himself but quickly denied that idea. He didn't want to live in the middle of a desert! Screw that! Anyway, throughout the journey he had seen Bulma sneaking looks at him with a blush on her face. 'Wow, she really does fall in love with any handsome guy she sees' he thought, the idea of being handsome already fixed into his mind. He had seen Yamcha giving him death glares but he didn't mind. He would just slap the shit out of the peasant if he tried anything.

Moving on! They all got out of the car, as they walked together through the front gate. They walked until they met a dead end, and then a wall came down and trapped them, of course, Celeron expected this. After making sleeping gas, which made everyone fall asleep, (apart from Celeron, who quickly teleported behind Pilaf),Shu and Mai walked inside with gas masks to try and get Goku's dragon ball. Little did they know, their boss - Pilaf was in a literal chokehold right now! After a few seconds, Pilaf passed out. Celeron left him on the floor as he sneaked up on Shu, the dog. He knocked him out with a chop to the neck, (which his mother did to him once). He caught his body as it fell and slowly placed it to the ground.

Mai, however, still didnt notice any of this going on. Celeron walked up next to her as he mischievously said, "Hey. What ya doin'?" She snapped her head around to look at him in shock. She was about to scream but he quickly placed a hand on her mouth, telling her to shush. She complied, but slowly took her guns out of her pocket. She aimed them at him and said "stay back or I'll shoot!" Celeron took a step forward as she took a step backward, then he just said "Join me, be mine!"

She blushed, turning into the colour of a tomato, "W-w-what?! I can't, you know, because, I just can't!"

"Huh? I meant be my underling?"

"E-Eh? Really? I wouldn't mind that." She said while fidgeting around.

"Okay! That's settled! Now you obey all of my orders. And call me Boss."

"Yes Boss!" She said, already adapting to her new status - underling of the most handsome man in the world (self-given title).

And so, he grabbed the dog and Pilaf, and he brought them into the room, by using Instant Transmission (now its IT for short). Using a rope that he found in the corner of the room for plot convenience, he tied Shu and Pilaf.

Mai and Celeron sat opposite each other and talked idle chatter like about his alien origin and other random things. After a while, the plebs + Bulma all woke up, shaking their heads, and then as if suddenly remembering something, they all jumped up. Mai and Celeron were still sitting down and just carried on talking. The gang looked in confusion at the two enemies tied up and then at the enemy who was suddenly calling Celeron 'Boss'.

"What happened here?" They all said as they scanned the room.

"Oh, the villains were trying to steal your dragon ball while they made you sleep from sleeping gas. So I knocked them out. Oh, and this girl became my underling!"

He swore he saw something like jealousy flash across Bulma's face before quickly disappearing. He grinned to himself in his head. Goku took a few seconds to digest all that information before saying, "Ah! The dragon balls!"

After a bit more explaining, and some introductions from the gang to Mai and from Mai to gang, Goku blasted a hole in the wall with a few Kamehamehas (which Celeron casually observed and made a mental note in his head to test if he could make a Kamehameha too later), they went to go to the 6 dragon balls, which they were led to by Mai.

Yamcha and Puar who were also completely ignored for this whole time followed along behind. Puar not caring much, while Yamcha sulked at being basically cuckolded, he was really close to getting Bulma, but it was obvious, she liked someone else now...

"I think, Celeron should get the wish, right Goku, Mai?" Bulma asked righteously while completely ignoring Yamcha's, Oolong's and Puar's existences.

"Yeah, he basically saved us anyway!" Said Goku, not caring much.

"Yes. Boss should get the wish!"

Celeron was slightly surprised, even he didn't expect everyone to be so selfless! He genuinely thanked everyone, "Thank you! A lot!" He was really happy. He didn't have to steal the wish anymore, because it was his now anyway!

After placing the 7 dragon balls together, Celeron chanted: Eternal Dragon, by your name, I summon you forth: Shenron! The sky suddenly turned dark as small sparks of crackling lightning illuminated the darkness that had formed. A huge green dragon rose up.

And with a booming voice, it bellowed "State your wish!"

"I wish for everyone to have Eternal Youth!"

"Your wish is beyond my power. I can only grant three people of your choosing, Eternal Youth!"

"Hm.. then I wish for myself, Bulma and Mai to have Eternal Youth!"

The dragon's eyes glowed red, and after a few seconds it spoke again, "your wish has been granted." It then went down and down until it disappeared. The dragon balls rose up and scattered. Celeron would have caught them but that would prevent Goku's journey on gathering the dragon balls a second time, making him much weaker than he should be! And Celeron definitely didn't want that, he wanted to fight strong people!

Bulma jumped on Celeron in joy, "Thank youuu!" She was straddling him. Soon she realised what she was doing, she blushed but didn't get up. Yamcha looked on in jealousy, if a gaze could kill, Celeron would be dead a hundred times over! Celeron got up as he picked Bulma up and said, "If you don't want to get up, then I'll just pick you up."

Bulma blushed madly, as Yamcha and Mai burned in jealousy. Oolong just imagined himself in Celeron's position. Puar also sent hateful looks to him, he was Yamcha's best friend after all.

After a few minutes of walking they all went their separate ways. Yamcha, Puar and Oolong going wherever. Goku going to train with Master Roshi. And Celeron, Bulma and Mai going to West City.