Chapter 16

When all the men in the room were dull, a smart and graceful figure in the bathroom rushed out.

Ye Susu almost fled with his head in his arms.

**My white feet have stepped on water marks on the ground.

And her smooth black hair, just like a drowned chicken, is stuck to her pale face and body in embarrassment, which makes her petite and exquisite.

She seemed to be chased by some monster, panting, shaking and patting her chest.

"Woo woo! It sprayed on my face

Li Jun thinks he has seen a lot in the past 30 years, but he is a little uncertain now.

He couldn't understand what the woman said.

But the moment she rushed out, he closed his eyes and turned his back gentlely.

But obviously the speed was not as fast as she ran out. He closed his eyes, but his mind was full of what he had just scanned The light white shirt on her body is all glued to her body after being wet.

The extreme color of black and white made his temples ache.

"Sorry."

He had a mellow voice and thought about leaving the room first.

However, -

"Wuwuwuwu..."

Before he stepped, there came a very low voice of women sobbing behind him.

Li Jun's temple jumps.

He didn't see anything.

Is that what she did?

Hearing him talking to the child, she screamed in the bathroom to lead him in?

It's vulgar.

"Mommy..."

But ye Xun's voice was flustered and sounded at the right time.

"Woo woo "Son of a bitch..."

Soon some of Ye Susu's dumb voices rang, and there were some small whimpers.

Li Jun's face was uncertain.

He didn't want to hear her say anything in front of the child.

But the next second, he was about to ask her to calm down and have a good talk with him, but the cry behind him stopped.

Soon, the accusation of pretty voice began to sound pitifully again.

"As soon as I turned on the tap, there was a lot of water coming out of the ceiling, all over my head and face I'm so sad... "

"Woo, my hair is sticking to my body..."

Sobbing and choking, the voice was still shaking, but it seemed to pretend to be calm.

"Fortunately, Zizi, you didn't go in It's terrible inside... "

Li Jun's eyebrows and feet jumped.

What do you mean?

The waterfall shower in the bathroom?

But he did not want to understand, ye Susu had already sobbed and walked back to the bathroom.

"Son, you play for a while I'll go and wash it again. "

Step by step, she kept up with the execution, very reluctantly.

Li Jun closed his eyes and finally couldn't help it.

"Miss ye, you can switch from waterfall shower to normal shower by rotating the handle in the middle."

“…… I'm so cruel. It's a waterfall... "

“……”

And between their conversations, the live mobile phones kept beating upside down.

What's on your face? Don't tell me that there are ceiling type lotus pods in hotels! 】How ignorant is the mother? 】

[no, she seems really afraid of 】

[wait a minute, you sand sculptures, they all missed the point! She was taking a shower when she suddenly escaped. Then an unidentified man with a nice voice rushed in. Finally, the man said sorry You taste, you taste! 】

[lying trough, looking at the black screen at the moment, I feel complicated. 】

[it seems that I am a little excited to see little Huang at the moment. Should I be rewarded? Urgent, online and other answers. 】

[doesn't anyone think that the heroine of this story is a little too calm? What's the line "I'll wash it again" after being watched by men? 】

[no, her tone is very aggrieved. She's about to cry. Don't you recognize it? 】

[if you always feel that something is wrong, reward first. 】

however, ye Xun was a little flustered in the whole process, forgetting his mobile phone.

He was annoyed that his mouth was stupid. He didn't know how to comfort ye Susu. He could only watch her hug his shoulder again and go back trembling.

Finally, at the moment when ye Susu closed the door, he frowned and thought anxiously, is Mommy afraid of water? She seems to be afraid of being drenched.

But he turned his head and looked at the uncle next to him, and he didn't open his mouth.

I still want to save some face for mummy.

Li Jun twisted his eyebrows and thought for a while, but he still squatted down.

"Little fellow, your mother is a girl. When she is in the bathroom, boys can't open the door rashly, especially There are other men present. "Ye Xun was stunned, but the next second, his lips suddenly lost their color.

Li Jun touched his head comfortingly.

Some words, though cruel, must be told to children.

The studio exploded in an instant.

[sure enough! 】

[baby You 】

[mom didn't scream when she saw a strange man on the spot because she didn't want to make her child sad? She pretended to be calm. In fact, she was so ashamed that she couldn't do it. But she was afraid of scaring the child, so she didn't say anything. This mother is really great! 】

[what's the identity of this man!? Werewolf or ordinary villager!? 】

[Sherlock Holmes goes online: they should have met less than three times when they are called "miss. Now at 8:30 p.m., men and women live together The feeling is temporary cohabitation, but not a lover relationship. I bet 800 Silver melon seeds, tenant and landlord! 】

[are you both tenants? The child's mother's condition is not good. The storybook and pencil are not old. It must be renting. Does this man live next door to them? I'll just guess. 】

[I have to mark this live number. Tomorrow Monday, will baby be at home or at school? Is it live in the evening? I have to squat out an answer, otherwise I will lose sleep! 】

[reward 500 gold coins, hope this live broadcast will be alive later 】

on the other side, ye Susu, who didn't know that she was the focus, almost lost her legs as soon as she walked into the bathroom. She trembled and held the bathtub beside her.

She has been a cat for 99 years, and the water sprayed on her face is not as much as tonight.

How cruel!

Who could have imagined that in such a beautiful and perfect house, there was such a cruel "punishment cat sprinkler".

Cats are afraid of water.

If she did something wrong before, she would be sprayed with a water gun by the excrement shoveling officer.

There was another wandering, she was almost drowned by mortals in the water The sense of suffocation, every memory, she can't breathe.

Bathing is one of the most annoying things in 99 generations.

But now that she's human, she has to wash.

The biggest sequela of eating hot pot today is the strong smell on the body.

She was reincarnated into an adult, but she still had a sensitive sense of smell, which was very exciting.

"As a genius who is about to become a demon, Meimiao, well, I'm not afraid I'm really not afraid of... "

She swallows saliva, finally according to the best man said, switch shower, turn on the tap.

This time, the current is much smaller, no longer rushing down.

But -

"Ouch!"

Water is so annoying, wuwuwu.

……

Ten minutes later, ye Susu came out of the bathroom listlessly, dressed in a bath towel, all over and with red eyes.

She felt like a useless cat.

But just about to fall on the soft bed, there was a sound in my ears.

[at present, Zizai is in a mood of happiness → depression. 】

[if you can't improve again before 24:00, task 2 today: improve your mood will be regarded as a failure, and the breeding value of 1 will be deducted. 】

"ha?"

Ye Susu turned over with difficulty.

How depressed?

If Zai Zai takes a miserable bath like her later, will his mood turn black directly?

Ye Susu trembled, "cub?"

She looked up, but did not see a small guy in the room.

The tip of the nose moved.

She quickly got up, followed the little guy's taste, with a hint of the best cat mint flavor, and walked out of the room.

Sure enough, on the sofa of the small living room at the corner of the second floor, I saw a small leaf search.

He had a sad little face and a dull look at the floor.

What's going on?

Ye Susu was at a loss.

But when ye Xun heard the noise, he looked up and saw her. He found that her face was white and her eyes were red. Then he thought of the mistake he had made, and he felt even more depressed and remorseful.

In front of my eyes, I was wet.

"Mommy Yes, I'm sorry. "

He has a very low voice.

Ye Su Su was confused, "eh?"

Ye Xun sobbed, "I, I shouldn't have pushed the door open. It hurt Mommy I was seen by my uncle. Light. It's all gone... "

Ye Susu: "ha!"

Ye Xun was obviously frightened. "I, I don't know. I heard from my uncle, and then I knew Boys, can't watch girls, take a bath... "

Ye Susu blinked.

It's an unjust failure.

"Fool, what is that?"

"He's seen me, and I'll see him next time. Light. Light, isn't it? "

Ye Xun was half in tears.

And hide in the study peep outside of Li Jun, also immediately silly.

He said the baby was crying and was at a loss to call the parenting specialist.But now I don't think so.

But he let go of his cell phone and pressed the sore Temple tightly.

This woman's way of education is totally wrong!

But ye Susu is outside the study, smiling.

[Zizai's mood is improved and the task is successful. 】

great ~

and no one knows that the number of fans of the live broadcast "long forgotten" in xiaoyexun's pocket has soared.

Even exclamation marks float by.

[baby mom: I've been seen out, but it's OK. I've seen people back and made money It's amazing, my mom 】

[cow! Attention paid! 】

[unexpectedly, I came to see Mengbao and got down on my knees. 】

[after that, I suddenly feel that this poor mother is a little handsome. This robber logic is totally on my cute point! 】

[reward 500 golden melon seeds, pay attention to Sanlian! 】To be honest, this is a bad way of education. Please don't be absent-minded! 】

[what should the child do if he really goes to peep at girls in the future? Those who reward can grow their brains! 】

[oppose this kind of misleading education! 】

criticism soon broke out in the barrage area.

But soon another voice came out.

[after watching the live broadcast for six hours (with all the silence and black screen time in the middle), I want to say that the child obviously has low self-esteem, OK? Didn't you see that he didn't say ten words a day?

Such a child, the most need to build self-confidence, rather than criticism, deny him.

My husband is a researcher of early childhood education. 3-5-year-old children are at a stage of slowly understanding the differences between men and women. They don't have to feel ashamed of it. They just need not expose themselves in public places and look at other people's bodies maliciously.

With such a low self-esteem child, he repeatedly overemphasized his mistakes and told him that he could not see girls, which would easily cast a shadow on his later love life. 】

[same as. 】

[number of standing words! 】

when everyone quarreled, ye Susu also tilted his head to think.

After calculating the early morning time from 24 o'clock, there were still three hours left. She thought it was still not very safe and added another sentence.

"Well, you didn't mean to knock the door open without knowing it. So, it doesn't matter. "

"You and uncle Gao Dazhuang are both innocent, which is probably in the dark Destiny. "

"Next time, we'll be more careful."

Ye Susu touched his head.

"If you really feel sorry, Mommy will punish you for one thing, OK?"

Ye Xun bit his lips, his black eyes flashed and nodded in silence.

He knew he was wrong.

It's easier to be punished.

"OK, then you go to take a bath," Ye Susu said, holding her heart with a lingering fear. "I will punish you to stand under the waterfall and wash yourself for nothing. However, you should remember that when the water rushes on your face, you must close your eyes, otherwise your eyes will hurt and you will shed a lot of tears... "

Yexun blinked.

The more Ye Su said, the more she felt smart.

Send the baby to the water first. If he is upset by the waterfall again, she can make it up.

"When you come out, you'll be rewarded with a bite of dried fish ~"

[666, just said that people's education method is wrong, come out and be beaten! 】

[perfect preaching ~ punishing a child with a bath can not only tell the baby what is wrong, but also leave him no psychological shadow. 】

[this mother seems to be excellent. Why does the baby still feel inferior? be curious. 】

[ah, the live broadcast is poisonous and can't stop More and more I want to know the story of these two mothers and sons 】

[doesn't he seem to have a father? 】

[I didn't see my father one day. I was just a strange man who was suspected to be a tenant. Is he a single parent family? 】

[reward 666 gold coins! Baby, promise me, live every day! 】

as night fell, ye Xun, who promised to take a bath, was walking to the bathroom with a towel.

After rubbing for a long time, I finally came across the mobile phone in my pants pocket.

His face froze.

Only then did he realize that he had forgotten. After he came home, he started the live broadcast again. Just now, he was walking around, and he even kept putting his mobile phone in his pants pocket.

He took out his cell phone in a panic.

Has been black screen, uncle aunt is angry?

Will they hear that he just made a mistake?

Will he disgrace Ye Susu?

He was in such a hurry that he whirled around in the bathroom.

But finally, I saw the characters still floating on the screen.

He couldn't understand the words, but he saw a lot of emoticons, such as smiley face, thumb, 666

"Hoo..."

He was suddenly relieved.

My uncle and aunt didn't seem angry. They didn't hear anything bad just now, did they?Ye Xun red face, standing in front of the bathtub, the lens to the ground, on the hand under the lens waved.

What do you mean? Baby's saying hello to us? 】

[do you mean goodbye? He wants to take a bath. It's almost nine o'clock now. It's time for him to go to bed. 】

[ah, what kind of shy baby is this? Goodbye, but also with the tender hands silently waving, do not speak? 5555 ~ what has he suffered before? 】

[hey, it's time for me to do my homework, baby. 】

[88, good night, good dream ~]

[have a good dream, momoza ~]

a pile of words float by.

Ye Xun puffed his cheeks and watched for a long time. He took back his little hand dejectedly and clenched his fist in silence.

Many words, he did not know, do not know what uncle and aunt said.

He sighed and finally, after more "88" drifted by, tentatively poked the screen a few times and successfully exited the live broadcast.

The moment the room cut off the signal, the number of fans stopped at 494, and the total reward was 204.3 yuan.

Ye Xun's eyes were dim again.

Originally, he thought it was a lot of money, but when he tried on the children's clothes Ye Susu bought for him tonight, he peeked at the tag and found that one was more than 300.

Ye Su Su added seven or eight pieces to him today.

Ye Xun raised his little hand and broke off ten fingers. At last, he didn't count them clearly.

But he knew that he spent more than he earned.

He immediately shrugged his small shoulders mournfully, put his mobile phone on the washstand, changed his clothes, and stepped into the bathtub listlessly with his short legs.

Turn on the shower, the water rushed down, he immediately changed baozi face.

Live, it's really hard.

No wonder there are so few successful uncles and aunts.

He's a long way off!

……

On winter nights, the north wind blows.

The single family Haitang garden is very quiet. There is no wind effect in the old house.

Advanced fresh air constant temperature equipment, mild floor heating, all seem to be in the spring of the four seasons, warm and comfortable.

When the clock in the room came to 9:30, in this strange room, the two mother and son finally lay neatly on the bed.

Ye Susu scratched his belly, fell asleep in a second, heartless.

But she was always alert, and soon she opened her eyes to see if the cub was missing. She was still lying beside her and soon fell asleep.

And xiaoyexun was fragrant, lying on the soft and elastic big bed that rensen felt for the first time, and counting sheep anxiously.

Smelling the sweet smell of Mommy, after counting the twenty lambs taught by the kindergarten, he counted them for the second time.

Fortunately, he secretly rubbed live one day, his spirit was tense, and his little head didn't persist for long, so his consciousness began to blur.

The long and curly eyelashes trembled and finally drooped on the lower eyelids.

With the only consciousness, he carefully pouted his little buttocks, secretly went to Ye Susu's arm, gently rubbed, then raised the corner of his mouth and slowly fell asleep.

One big and one small, hand to foot, breathing long.

But this night, in their next door, there is a person insomnia.

The children are playing next door.

The child is sleeping next door.

Is he used to sleeping in a new bed?

Is he happy with his new home?

Is he still afraid of himself?

Li Jun sat in his study all night.

The more you think, the more energetic you are.

On Monday morning, ye Susu was woken up by the bird outside the window on time. She wanted to get out of bed quietly, but the next second she was shocked by the crazy shock of her mobile phone.

[second aunt: Susu, you were not clean before. You had children before you got married. You were young. Your mother didn't teach you well, but what's the situation now!? You don't have a long memory!? Also close to the rich, with children to live with people in the villa? How can you do that? Living on this? You are discrediting our old Ye family! Your cousin is getting married this year. If her mother-in-law heard about this, she would think that all the girls in our family are so shameless! 】

[Third uncle: you can go home. Your father is gone, but you can't be lawless! I'll call your mother for dinner this Saturday. 】

Ye Susu was at a loss.

According to the original body's inertia, she brushed the circle of friends, and saw countless strange friends.

Third cousin: there must be something hateful about poor people. Be cheated once, can say stupid, be cheated a second time, can only say to be willing to degenerate! If you have a brain, you can think, where is there a free lunch in the world? Is the house of other people windy? Let you live, let you live. What does he want for you? Tu you haven't studied in University, or tu you have a baby? After all, you are stupid! 】

[little cousin: tut Tut, sure enough, it's better to give birth to a woman. You don't have to work by yourself to live in a good house. (low beep: this one blocks parents and elders)[Second cousin: forward "men pretend to be rich and cheat women out of their physical and mental wealth, girls have a snack."

Ye Susu was dazzled by this huge relative remark.

Mortal kinship, it is used to living alone meow collapse.

But these words, cohabitation, rich, villa, are about her?

Ye Susu stares.

What are these mortals doing!

She opened her mouth and blew the hair of her bangs.

Stretch out a finger, a pass operation, each pull black!

After that, she finally smiles and squints.

The world is clean at last.

Early in the morning, disturbing my dreams, these stupid mortals.

Ye Xun, who was next to him, had already rubbed his eyes and put up two stupid hairs. He sat up from the bed in a daze.

He opened his eyes as if he was still at a loss, but soon realized that he was in his new home, and grape's black eyes slowly regained consciousness.

"Son, I'm going to cook porridge and eggs. You should wash first."

Ye Susu said, put on yesterday's new purchase of plush slippers.

She was most used to the touch, and wished she could make her whole body hairy, but obviously not. After thinking about it, she regretfully wrapped a pink tassel scarf for herself, scratched her fingertips, and then grinned in a good mood.

And when she came out of the room, ye Xun explored his head, and immediately got out of bed with his buttocks pouted. For the first time, he walked barefoot to the schoolbag and took out his mobile phone.

After the first time, the second time has been very skilled.

Open the software, turn the camera to the ground and start the live broadcast.

He looked at the screen, and his little cheek suddenly pulled out a curve seriously and seriously.

Well, today, just before going to kindergarten, let's live show our aunts and uncles brushing their teeth and washing their faces.

Did they get up as early as he did?

[number of people online today: 1. 】

[reward received: 200 silver coins. 】

as soon as the mobile phone screen lights up, the first gift notice will appear.

The author has something to say: if she wants to see it back, she will ask him if he is afraid!