Vomit, vomit, vomit!

It's like turning over rivers and seas. Jun Bu Ren bent down and spit out sour water, and even spit out bile.

Yang Feng patted him on the back and sighed hypocritically, "brother Jun, you're too impulsive. You can drink it without asking what's in my bottle. If I have some feces to be tested by the imperial doctor, how many times do you have to rinse your mouth before you can rinse your mouth!"

"What? Vomit!"

Jun Bu Ren shook his body and looked at him in surprise. He couldn't stop bending over and vomiting, and it was much more ferocious than just now.

Yang Feng raised his eyebrows, smiled and looked down at him.

When he finally vomited clean, Jun Buren's whole face was completely black. He shouted at Yang Feng: "bastard, Yang Feng, from now on, your mother will be bastard!"

"Ah, brother Jun, how can you curse?"

Looking at him innocently, Yang Feng smiled and shook his head and said, "you are a national teacher. You should always maintain your demeanor."

"Fart master, master also has a temper. Who can keep your demeanor after drinking your hemorrhoids medicine? Can you?"

"Of course I can't, but I didn't rush to drink hemorrhoids!"

He sighed and shook his head. Yang Feng said with regret: "it took me three Liang silver to prescribe this hemorrhoid medicine from the imperial doctor. Apply it externally three times a day. Hemorrhoids can go within seven days. As a result, you drank it all at one breath. My three Liang silver."

Well

The body trembled, and the gentleman was not benevolent. When he heard him talking about this, he couldn't help feeling sick and said angrily, "don't tell me about external application... Eh... Vomit!"

Jun Buren vomited again. Yang Feng held back his smile and shook his head.

When Jun Buren vomited the stomach acid again, he got up straight and looked at Yang Feng, but his eyes were red with anger.

Originally, he thought that Yang Feng didn't need poison to deal with him, so he took the medicine without any doubt.

But who ever thought that the boy didn't want to poison him, but to disgust him.

Later, he probably didn't even have an appetite for dinner. When he thought of this hemorrhoid medicine

His face twitched. Jun Buren really wanted to kill him now. Unfortunately, he didn't have the ability, so he had to scold: "Yang Feng, where did I offend you? You hurt me so much?"

"How did I hurt you?"

"You don't hurt me. You lied to me to take this hemorrhoid medicine?"

"It's you who take hemorrhoids. I didn't lie to you?"

"You said this hemorrhoid medicine was the holy medicine for healing, and I took it!" Jun Buren roared with red eyes.

Yang Feng blinked his innocent big eyes and said faintly, "I said I brought you the healing medicine, but I didn't say it was this bottle? You thought this bottle was the medicine I gave you. You drank it in a hurry without asking me for confirmation. Is it my fault?"

Ah?

Hearing this, the gentleman was stunned. After thinking about it, he roared: "if it wasn't for this bottle of medicine, why did you put it on the table?"

"Can't I just swing it?"

With a slight shrug, Yang Fengli said, "I just opened a bottle of hemorrhoids medicine at the imperial doctor, and then came here to see you. See that you have a table, will you not let me put my medicine bottle? Anyway, I'm a guest, and I can't put anything in my hand? It's not dirty things that pollute your table. You're not allowed to do this. Is it a way to treat guests?"

Ah?

Suddenly, Jun was ignorant again. His lips wriggled. He didn't know how to refute and was silent.

Yang Feng looked at him like this and said with a smile: "I just told you that I brought you healing medicine. It's one thing. Putting my hemorrhoids medicine on your desk for a while is another thing. Who made you confused? It also cost me three Liang silver. Should you compensate me for a bottle?"

I'll go. Are you special or human. Cheated me to drink hemorrhoids and let me lose money?

You were so shameless that you almost cried. Then you took a deep breath and scolded, "OK, Yang Feng, even if I was wrong and I made a mistake, I'm sorry, all right. But you just said that you brought me the healing medicine. If your medicine can't make me recover from my injury, you're a bastard. A man's big husband, you can recognize everything?"

Jun Buren has completely fallen into Yang Feng's trap in this hemorrhoid medicine. There is no truth to say, so Jun Buren focuses on Yang Feng's previous words that brought him holy medicine.

It can be said that that sentence is the key.

If Yang Feng had not praised his holy medicine so miraculously before, Jun Buren would not have drunk his hemorrhoids medicine so eagerly and been fooled by him.

After all, Jun Buren also wants to recover from his injury immediately. The black soul cult still has a lot of work for him to do.

It was because of his eagerness and Yang Feng's false propaganda that he fell into this trap.

Yes, in Jun Bu Ren's heart, Yang Feng's holy medicine is a false propaganda that deceives him into the urn. It must not be true. How can there be such a magical medicine in this world to recover the trauma in an instant?

Therefore, if Jun Buren catches this sentence, he must let Yang Feng recognize that he is a bastard.

In this way, he didn't drink the hemorrhoids medicine in vain. When he saw Yang Feng later, Yang Feng couldn't lift his head in front of him. A man who thinks he is a bastard has no dignity to speak of.

However, just then, the ice lotus appeared.

A quarter of an hour later, Jun was not benevolent and his face jerked. His whole body was completely healed, but he was not happy at all.

He felt that he was really fooled by Yang Feng and drank the hemorrhoids medicine in vain.

If he chooses between hemorrhoids medicine and systemic serious injury, he would rather waste his two arms and recover slowly than leave such a shameful history. Yang Feng teased him and whined!

Jun Buren was crying in his heart. Yang Feng shook his big ass in front of him and said with a smile: "brother Jun, don't forget to help me go to the imperial doctor and buy three liang of silver medicine!"

"Get out!"

The corners of your mouth are shriveled, and you are not kind enough to die wrongly.

Yang Fengxie smiled, shrugged his shoulders with indifference, then patted Jun's unkind shoulder and said, "well, don't be depressed. Don't drink my hemorrhoids medicine. God knows it, you know I know it, and no third person will know it. What are you afraid of? You won't lose face. Of course, if you would do me a favor, I wouldn't say it with a big mouth."

"Help? Help what?"

With a trembling brow, Jun looked at him suspiciously and thought to himself.

Is it difficult for him to lead me into the game this time, not only to tease me, but also to threaten me to help him?

Just what does he want me to do? What's the purpose?

Thinking so, Jun Buren blinked in his eyes, pricked up his ears and listened carefully. He also wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Yang Feng's intention. Would it be an action against their black soul sect