"Yue'er, listen to me. I heard that Chubi people look completely different from us. Their eyes are blue and their ears are sharp, just like dogs."
"Liar, how can there be such a person in the world?"
"Really, I can't be wrong if I listen to those military brothers who fought with Chubi people. Just come and have a look with me..."
……
Outside the city gate, in the neat guard of honor, yeluyan pulled Yuer's sleeve and walked all the way.
It's just that yeluyan is painstaking and flattering, but yue'er seems not to catch a cold at all.
Yang Feng's ears moved. He heard their voices and turned to see them coming. He paced leisurely and said with a smile, "Yo, apprentice, pick up girls!"
"Master!"
"Master!"
As soon as the body tightened, yeluyan and yue'er saw Yang Feng and bowed to him one after another.
Yang Feng smiled and looked at yue'er's sleeve held by yeluyan. He couldn't help sighing: "Alas, Yan'er, what do you want me to say about you? Picking up girls is not like this. You don't even dare to hold your hand. How can you do it? Let me show you!"
"First, take her hand!"
With that, Yang Feng naturally took yue'er's catkin from yeluyan's hand, but Yang Feng directly grabbed someone else's delicate hand, not just a sleeve, so elegant and gentleman.
Yeluyan watched, his eyes shining, and he was studying hard.
Yue'er felt her body tremble, like an electric shock, and her little face immediately climbed up a blush of shame.
"Then, hold her waist!"
Shua!
Then, Yang Feng made another demonstration, and the other hand grabbed yue'er's small waist, which made yue'er stiff.
Yeluyan looked more seriously and couldn't stop nodding, so he had to take notes.
"Finally, a Thomas spiral rotates half a circle, holds her in his arms, looks down at her at a 45 degree angle, and looks at her affectionately."
Whoosh!
As soon as the voice fell, in the cry of yue'er, Yang Feng immediately picked up yue'er in the air. After shaking her for half a week, he took her in his arms, leaned down, stared at her eyes and kept discharging.
Yue'er was also stared at by Yang Feng. Her cheeks were burning more and more red, and her heart was fluttering, almost jumping into her throat.
Seeing this, Yang Feng showed a knowing smile and said faintly, "Yan'er, have you learned?"
"Learned!"
Yeluyan nodded his head very seriously and was grateful to Yang Feng.
"That's good. Next, the most important thing is to kiss deeply and complete the first step of winning your girlfriend, like this. Paris tower, 360 degrees of kiss!"
With a loud roar, Yang Feng immediately pouted his big mouth and gnawed at yue'er's cherry mouth.
"Ah, wait, master, that's enough. You've demonstrated enough now. You don't have to demonstrate this step!"
But seeing this, yeluyan was shocked and quickly stopped Yang Feng's hooligan behavior of taking advantage of it and rescued yue'er.
Yue'er was still in shock and his face was burning hot.
Yang Feng smacked his mouth twice and seemed to lose his way: "Yan'er, what are you doing? The last stunt of the teacher is the essence. If you don't learn it, you'll learn it in vain. Let master finally teach you all the stunts. Come on, yue'er, show him!"
"Wait, master, you don't need to demonstrate. I understand. Thank you. Look, the envoys of Chubi are coming. Go to receive the foreign envoys quickly."
Looking at Yang Feng with a wary face, yeluyan hurriedly drove him away.
Yang Feng took a deep look at him, touched his greasy mouth, picked his eyebrow and said, "really don't learn?"
"Don't learn!"
"Then don't regret it!"
"No regrets!"
"Forget it, I tell you, yeluyan. You wasted a once-in-a-lifetime learning opportunity, and I won't teach it again, hum!" a thick breath spewed out of his nostrils. Yang Feng ignored him and turned away.
Yeluyan looked at his far away back and looked away with disapproval.
If I learn from you again, I will really lose my wife. Anyway, the first few moves are enough. I don't want a Paris tie or 360 degree kiss.
Thinking so, yeluyan turned around and looked at yue'er affectionately like Yang Feng, then slowly grabbed her catkin, but just touched her little hand, he heard a crisp sound.
The moon gave him a hard slap and scolded, "men and women don't give and receive, you apprentice, hum!"
With that, yue'er turned her head and left, leaving only yeluyan, whose face had been shaking in the cold wind, almost crying.
Why?
It was all done step by step. How did master succeed at once and I got a slap? Is it really lack of the last 360 degrees of kiss?
His face twitched. Yeluyan bowed his head and went back to Yang Feng dejectedly. He sighed, "master, I failed!"
"Hum, I knew you would fail. After all, the essence of being a teacher is the last move. Unfortunately, you are too eager for quick success and instant benefit to let me show you. Now you are on the verge of success, alas!"
Yang Feng glanced at him obliquely and complained for a while. He looked like he hated iron and didn't become steel.
Yeluyan's mouth was shriveled and his nose was a little sour.
At this time, the envoys of the state of Chubi approached and stopped. The iron war clothes were straightened. They marched forward with four Royal offerings, hugged their fists and said with a smile: "gandiro, I haven't seen you for a long time. I didn't expect you to come with the envoys. Why don't you say hello in advance? I didn't know you were in this regiment in the morning."
"Iron battle clothes, if I said hello in advance, there would be no good play last night, hum!"
With a cold smile, the door of a carriage opened slowly. The old man with white hair walked out of the car and his eyes were shining. There was no doubt that it was nagandiro.
Not far away, yue'er, who was about to leave, suddenly saw this deja vu face and was surprised. Her body could not stop shaking, and her eyes were full of fear.
His eyes slightly hissed and narrowed. Gandiro seemed to feel this strong emotional fluctuation, slowly turned his head and was facing the trembling moon hundreds of meters away.
After a deep look, gandiro's mouth flashed a strange smile.
"The escaped little mouse still has the courage to appear in front of me again. It's really a fool, hum!"
Boom!
The voice just fell, but when I heard a loud noise, the whole earth suddenly disintegrated. The crack swam towards the moon like a winding giant snake. Finally, with a sound of touching the ground, the dust soared to the sky. A giant plant more than 30 feet high rushed out of the ground, opened its mouth and bit it at the moon.
"Gandiro, what are you doing?"
Seeing this, the iron suit was unknown, so he shouted angrily.
In Nanzhao's border, he did it directly without saying a word. Although I don't know why he did it, I don't pay much attention to their royal offerings.
"Moon, be careful!"
When yeluyan saw this scene, he couldn't help screaming.
Just with his strength, there is nothing he can do except cry. The Royal worshippers of iron war clothes did not know the reason for gandiro's action. They were unwilling to stop it blindly and formed hatred. They immediately hesitated.
But in this hesitating breath, the cannibal plant rushed to the moon, opened its sharp teeth and bit down.
Ah!
She screamed in horror. Yue'er was so scared that she closed her eyes, but she heard a soft sound. The whole world was instantly quiet and there was no sound at all