"Lao Jiu, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're thin again!"
"Brother Feng, you're welcome. Let's separate under the stage. We don't even have half a column of incense."
Ha ha ha
As soon as Yang Feng took the stage, he hugged Huang Laojiu and had an ambiguous dialogue, which really amused the audience below.
Yang Feng shrugged helplessly, looked at the audience below, and then looked at Lao Jiu and said, "Lao Jiu, do you know why they laugh?"
"Of course, laugh. You're lying."
"No, I'm not lying. I'm just saying it."
With a slight smile, Yang Feng looked down at the people: "everyone in our life, almost every moment, is saying this kind of clich é. When we went to the court, the two adults met and hugged each other. They both said they hadn't seen each other for a long time. In fact, they were walking around the kiln together the night before. Why haven't they seen each other for a long time?"
Ha ha ha
"Also, in the afternoon, two acquaintances met. The first sentence is, did you eat? Where did you go? Why did you go? It's all nonsense. It's past noon. Who hasn't eaten? Where did I go? It's none of your business? Are you still going with me? What did I do just now? It has something to do with you? The most annoying thing is that sometimes I talk too much, I can't change it, and it's very embarrassing to blurt it out. Like Yesterday, I met an acquaintance, a woman, who asked me where to go. She said to go to the toilet. I blurted it out, and then she slapped me. "
Ha ha ha
In the end, everyone burst into laughter, especially Yang Feng still touched his cheek intentionally or unintentionally on the stage. It seems that he is still in pain now, which makes the people below smile forward and backward.
Even Mrs. Han on the second floor couldn't stop laughing.
After taking a deep breath, Yang Feng and other people at the bottom stopped laughing before continuing: "The routine is really dangerous. If we don't say it well, we will be beaten. But we say such routine all the time. Why? Because our circle is very small. We get up early every morning and see the same group of people who say the same sentence and do the same thing. Until one day later, the next day is just to repeat the life of the first day. Boring? Boring?"
"Yes, yes..."
"Indeed..."
Hurriedly nodded, and everyone at the bottom agreed.
"And..."
Then Yang Feng said again: "Gentlemen, rich businessmen, have been working hard in the imperial capital all year round and are busy day and night. But have you ever thought about how they are doing now? What will happen at home and need to be taken care of by yourself? Confucius said, filial piety comes first; parents are here and don't travel far. All adults work for the country, but can't loyalty and filial piety be achieved? Many Few people fail to be around because their parents have died. They don't even see the last side. It's a lifelong regret. "
Alas!
With a long sigh, many people felt the same and murmured, "I'd like to take my parents to the imperial capital, but they just guard the old house at home and don't want to come."
"Who says it's not? Someone must guard the land at home."
"They've been in their hometown all their life and don't want to leave their nest. Don't we have to go back to our hometown in the end? They're all the same. But now thousands of miles away, and the imperial court's holiday is too short to go back to visit."
……
Everyone was deeply moved when they heard of the rate.
Yang Feng saw the business opportunity and said immediately: "It's the responsibility of my Yang family business firm to worry about your hearts. In order to completely relieve your worries, our Yang family business firm has invested a lot of money to hire top magic experts. After five years of research, we have jointly developed this cross era product, twelve top-level magic weapons and thousands of miles of karma treasure. Please have a look!"
Yang Feng suddenly waved his hand. A graceful etiquette lady came up with a plate covered with red cloth, smiling and smiling.
Seeing this, they all looked at the past with curiosity on their faces.
Twelve top magic weapons, thousand mile karma treasure, what is it? I've never heard of it before.
Shua!
At this time, Huang Laojiu directly lifted the red cloth and revealed the true face of Lushan. It was a dark crystal with a strange color and the size of a face.
The people were puzzled and doubted, "boss Yang, your twelve top magic tools are such an ordinary xuanjing?"
"Ordinary xuanjing?"
As soon as he raised his eyebrows, Yang Feng couldn't help laughing and said, "then look at this xuanjingpu. It's not ordinary, hehe."
Ding!
Then Yang Feng gently pressed the xuanjing.
For a moment, a tall virtual shadow suddenly appeared over xuanjing, with surprised eyes behind him, trying to stretch his neck.
This is
The pupils could not stop shrinking, and everyone present was stunned.
No, clairvoyant?
Ignoring their falling eyes, Yang Feng waved to the figure inside and said, "Hey, valiant, can you see the situation of our main venue?"
"Yes, I can see it very clearly. Brother Feng, you can also see the scene of our Feilong Lane Branch? The customers here are waiting for our new product release."
"Of course, you ask them to wait a little longer. In a moment, the clock will ring and we will release the goods on time."
With a grin in the corner of his mouth, Yang Feng turned to the people present and said proudly: "You see, this is the main function of our Qianli karma treasure. You can contact the people you want to meet and talk to at any time and anywhere. In this way, our life circle will be completely expanded. You will not only meet the fixed crowd every day, but meet all the people you want to see. No matter where he is, your life will be richer than before Rich and colorful. "
"You adults don't have to fall into the dilemma of being loyal to your country and being unable to go home to be filial. As long as we have the treasure of thousands of miles of karma in hand, the old people in your family can meet you often. You can know anything at the first time and deal with it immediately. Even when the old man is dying, you can look at the old man at the last to avoid lifelong regret. As for lovers , but also can pour out his heart anytime and anywhere, and don't have to endure the pain of Acacia anymore. "
"In short, Qianli karma treasure, let your destined people meet thousands of miles, you are worth having!"
Shua!
Yang Feng finally pointed to everyone present, with a confident face.
Two words are burning in your eyes. Buy it quickly!
But everyone present was completely stunned. Even if he had seen countless treasures in his life, including the emperor, he never thought that the Yang family could take out such strange magic tools to impact the market, which made his heart restless.
But where did they know that the ghost King's black spirit sect had long existed, but with the ghost King's refining speed, there was no way to mass produce this kind of communication crystal.
But Yang Feng is different. His enchantment efficiency is so high that he can make a lot of magic tools every minute. It is really an industrial revolution and epoch-making strength.
It can be said that in this low-end level, only Yang Feng has this black technology, which can popularize these high-level magic tools, but others can't do anything. This is the incomparable advantage of the Yang family in this market