Although the female middle school students who were dressed in a nondescript way were frightened, they were not as frightened and incoherent as their little brother's chicken nest head.
Looking at the white ghost's expression, he was a little embarrassed, and immediately knew what the other party wanted to ask.
Although such a problem is difficult for the white ghost to talk about, it is very normal for the female middle school student who is dressed in a nondescript way, because the students at her age have been surprisingly open-minded for a long time.
"Uncle, do you want to ask me if I'm a real virgin? Don't you believe me, uncle? " The female middle school student stared at the white ghost with some fear and some dissatisfaction.
Although some people say that if you want to find a virgin these days, you have to go to the kindergarten, but you casually doubt that you are not a virgin, which makes the "eldest sister" feel very unhappy.
Fortunately, the white ghost didn't drink any more water, otherwise he would have to spray out and be stunned when he heard the extremely open words of the "eldest sister", then he forced to pretend a serious expression, stared at the other party, and said in a deep voice: "little Nizi, whether you are a virgin or not, since you have seen my true face, I have to send you to the West!"
After that, the white ghost immediately made a gun move to frighten the other party.
The "eldest sister" was indeed frightened by the white ghost's words and actions, including the other two. She was so scared that her face was pale and her whole body trembled.
However, the "eldest sister head" is the eldest sister head. People who can sit in this "position" really need to be a little more mature, smarter and calmer than them.
Although he was so scared that his teeth were about to fight, he still endured the fear in his heart and said something amazing: "uncle, don't kill us, i... I can devote myself! I'm really a virgin! Now... Aren't virgins hard to find now? I can devote myself to you and promise that I will never tell you what happened today. Just ask Uncle you to let us go! "
"Poof!"
Well, this time it's Liu Xiaoxing's turn to spit water. Before, when the "eldest sister" said she was a virgin, he tried to hold back, but this time she couldn't hold back.
After spitting out a mouthful, he looked at 'eldest sister head' in amazement, then looked at the white ghost in derision, and then laughed loudly: "ha ha ha! I said, white ghost, how old are you? The other party called you uncle? And... And want to die for you? What a rare opportunity it is. You must seize it! Ha ha ha! Ah! ~ ~ No, I'm laughing Ha ha ha! ~ ~ "
Liu Xiaoxing was laughing more and more exaggerated. Tears flowed from the corners of his eyes. He bent over and rolled on the killing. It seemed that he was really laughing.
"Hehe, hehe!" The white ghost smiled twice, then looked at Liu Xiaoxing's exaggerated smile, made an international gesture of contempt and scolded: "shit! Is it that funny? Call me uncle. What's the matter? Am I not mature enough? And give your life to me. What's the matter? Can't the other party see me as handsome and charming? You have the ability to let her die for you? Shit! You are clearly envious, jealous and hateful! "
Liu Xiaoxing looked at the white ghost. As soon as he changed his usual 'enchanting' image, he suddenly became so manly that he scolded himself. He immediately felt very surprised. He looked at him, took a deep breath, tried his best to bear a smile, and said faintly: "well, well, whatever you think, anyway, they'll let you solve it!"
After saying that, Liu Xiaoxing sat up straight and lay on the sofa with an expression of watching the play, paying "attention" to the white ghost and the "eldest sister's head".
"Shit!" The white ghost scolded Liu Xiaoxing with his middle finger in his heart, then turned his attention to the middle school student's' eldest sister head ', restored his serious expression and said coldly to her: "you say you are a virgin, are you really a virgin? Who knows if you put that film on? Besides... I'm not interested in women! "
"Ah?!" The middle school student's "eldest sister head" immediately showed a surprised and disappointed expression, stared at the white ghost and said, "it turns out that big tree... Uncle you are the same as... Fat... Fat man!"
"Fat man" is the "metamorphosis and fat man" with long bra hair and thick eyeliner.
Suddenly hearing the eldest sister mention her name, the "abnormal human demon fat man" immediately raised his low head, showed a look of doubt and worry, and looked at the white ghost.
The white ghost's attention had not been focused on the fat man before. Now he looked carefully and almost didn't get burnt out and tender inside by his abnormal dress!
But... The more he looked at his abnormal dress, the more he felt pity for each other. After a minute, he even had a slight favor for the fat man!
"My God! What the hell am I thinking? Even if people want to find a man, they also want to find a handsome man. How can they have a good impression of this underage fat man! " The white ghost suddenly realized that there was something wrong with his feeling, and immediately roared in his heart.
Then he straightened his face, took back his eyes and stared at the "eldest sister" of the female middle school student. He said angrily, "what are you talking nonsense? How can you compare me to that dead demon fat man? Is the Lun family that ugly? The Lun family is a super handsome guy, okay? "
After saying that, the white ghost also posed a very enchanting posture, almost did not scare the female middle school student's "eldest sister head", and stammered: "yes... Yes, Uncle... You are right. How can you compare with the fat man? You... You are definitely not at the same... Same level as him! "
"That is to say!" The white ghost immediately threw a wink at the female middle school student "eldest sister", then put it back in its original serious appearance and said, "well, don't talk nonsense to you, little girl. Do you have any last words to explain? If not, I'll take you on the road first! "
After that, the white ghost squeezed out a vicious look, stared at the other party, pulled out the silver "delicate" small pistol, and pointed the black muzzle at the "big sister's head"!
However, he did not open the insurance of the pistol, because he just wanted to scare the other party. Before, he wanted to kill the other party because he was in a bad mood and provoked by the other party. Now he is in a mood, there is no need at all.
White ghost is a man of principle, and his principle is... Look at your mood!
"Eldest sister's head" was frightened by the black muzzle in front of him, his legs swayed, and his teeth finally got into a fight. He trembled: "Uncle... Do you really want to kill... Kill me? I... I don't want to die yet? by my troth! I promise I will never... Never say it! "
The other two also thought they were going to die, and they kowtowed their heads and vowed loudly to the white ghost.
"I also promise... I will never say it. Don't kill me!..." The abnormal human demon fat man widened his... Er... 'watery' big eyes, stared at the white ghost and begged.
"If I... I... If I say anything about today, I will... Hit five thunders every day! Eat... Choke, drink... Choke! " Isn't the chicken nest head incoherent.
I guess I was scared to wake up when I saw that I was about to die?
All in all, for a moment their cries continued.
The white ghost listened to their pleas, and his eyebrows were about to wrinkle into a twist. I didn't expect that scaring several people would be so "tired"?!
I wish I had knocked them out at the beginning! Save so much trouble!
In desperation, the white ghost had to pretend to reluctantly agree to the request of the "wonderful trio" and spare their lives.
When the wonderful trio heard that the white ghost was willing to let go of themselves, they were surprised at first, and then cried excitedly. I can't help it. Their emotions rise and fall too much. They can't stand it for a moment.
The white ghost didn't want to stay here and watch them cry. He seriously told them not to reveal today's affairs, and then turned around to leave the billiard room.
"Wait a minute... I want to worship!"
However, as soon as the white ghost's steps moved, he was shouted again. Suddenly, he turned his head and stared at the female middle school student's eldest sister, who was dressed in a very, very 'fat pig flow', and asked angrily, "what are you doing? Do you really want to devote yourself to me? I said I'm not interested in women, especially women with flat breasts like you. And... I won't take you as an apprentice! "
"Flat chest?" The eldest sister of the female middle school student looked down at her chest, and then her face was red with anger and shouted, "I... where am I flat? There's a ditch for people to squeeze, okay? Besides, people are not fully developed now. It's absolutely necessary to... In a few years! It will definitely become big! "
The reason why the eldest sister is so excited is that what women care about most is their "career line"!
If the "business line" develops well, it will not worry about food and clothing and what it wants. If it does not develop well, it is likely to have to make do with a simple meal for a lifetime. Not only that, it may also be ridiculed by others.
"It hasn't developed yet? But even if I grow up, I'm not interested in you. I won't take you as an apprentice. Bye! " The white ghost looked at each other contemptuously, then coldly put down a sentence, turned around, waved his hand, and took a step again.
Of course, waiting for him was once again shouted by the eldest sister: "wait a minute, uncle! I don't want to worship you as a teacher! "
The white ghost heard the meaning of the other party's words, and immediately two or three green tendons appeared on his forehead. Then he turned his head and stared at the other party fiercely and shouted, "since NIMA doesn't want to worship me as a teacher, why does NIMA shout me? If you annoy me, believe it or not, I'll change my mind and chop you all up and feed the dog? "
"Ah! No no no! Sorry, sorry! I... I just want uncle to make a certificate for me. I... Want to worship him as a teacher? " When the eldest sister heard the other party say she was going to kill herself, she was so frightened that she quickly shook her head with the rattle, then turned sideways and pointed to Liu Xiaoxing sitting on the sofa.
"What?!"
Liu Xiaoxing and the white ghost were stunned, and then asked in unison.
"You little girl wants to worship Xingye as a teacher and let me be a witness, don't you?" The white ghost stared at each other and asked.
The eldest sister nodded nervously, "yes... Yes, because I saw him very powerful. I... I want to be as powerful as him!"
After saying that, the eldest sister turned around and showed a very sincere expression, staring at Liu Xiaoxing: "you... Hello, i... I think..."
"Impossible!"
Liu Xiaoxing knew what the other party wanted to say, so he frowned, then immediately interrupted the other party's words, coldly refused: "you don't have to think about it, I won't take you as an apprentice!"
"For... Why?" Although the eldest sister guessed the result, she felt very disappointed after hearing what the other party said.
The white ghost nearby had no choice but to spread his hand: "there's nothing for me here! Since Xingye doesn't want to take you as a disciple, I advise you to give up the idea! It's too late to annoy the star master. There's no good fruit to eat! Right, star? "
The white ghost immediately turned his head and showed a flattering disgusting smile and looked at Liu Xiaoxing.
Looking at the other party's disgusting expression, Liu Xiaoxing waved impatiently: "get out of here! Don't disgust me here! "
The white ghost smiled and quickly left the billiard room.
The other two guys in the wonderful Trio also wanted to leave, but after being stared at by the big sister's fierce eyes, they immediately froze, and then had to sit in place.
"What? Don't you give up? I said I wouldn't take you as an apprentice, so it's no use for you to stay here. Leave now! I still have something to do, otherwise don't blame me for bullying the small! " Liu Xiaoxing glanced at the wonderful trio with a smile, and then sniped his cold eyes at the "eldest sister's head" and said.
The eldest sister swallowed her saliva in fear, but her eyes were still firm. She knelt down to Liu Xiaoxing with a fluke and asked, "you... How can you accept me?"
"You think this is a costume drama? Kneel down and I'll give you a chance? " Liu Xiaoxing said impatiently.
He does appreciate the perseverance, intelligence and agility of the "eldest sister" in front of him, but that doesn't mean he wants to take her as an apprentice. Because recruiting is a very troublesome thing, which is much more troublesome than training new recruits.
Liu Xiaoxing is a troublesome person, so even if the other party is no matter how excellent, he will not easily move the idea of taking an apprentice. Besides, he is still so young. If he takes a female student whose age is not different from his own as an apprentice, how will others think of him when he goes out in the future?
Strange millet master?
He doesn't want such a title.
"Please... Please! I really want to be as powerful as you! " The eldest sister refused to give up. After that, he kowtowed to Liu Xiaoxing, and his forehead became red and swollen.
"The white ghost has advised you just now. I don't want to say the same thing to him, so you'd better go back! It's too late to regret! " When Liu Xiaoxing said the following words, a terrible cold light flashed in his eyes, and a murderous spirit quickly forced her to the eldest sister's head.
After feeling the momentum on Liu Xiaoxing's body pressing towards herself, the eldest sister's face immediately looked abnormally ugly, but even so, she still bit her teeth and worked hard to insist again!
If you can't cope with this, what are you talking about? This is just the simplest test!
The eldest sister took the murderous spirit released by Liu Xiaoxing as a test. If Liu Xiaoxing knew that she thought so, she would be unable to laugh or cry. Obviously, she just wanted to force the other party away.
What do you think the eldest sister can stick to it?!
"Unexpectedly, your perseverance is really strong, but... I'm really not interested in accepting disciples!" Liu Xiaoxing looked at each other in surprise and said helplessly.
Seeing Liu Xiaoxing's surprised expression, the eldest sister thought he was a little moved, so she was so excited that she kowtowed again: "please, please! Let me be your apprentice? "
Liu Xiaoxing saw that the other party just wanted to worship himself as a teacher. If he had no festival with himself, he would have kicked the other party out savagely. Looking at her persistence, she sighed helplessly: "Alas! ~ ~ ~ There's nothing I can do about you. I can take you as an apprentice. Go and make your dress normal before you come and beg me? Otherwise, I will never accept a brain cripple as an apprentice. If I go out, I won't be pointed out by others? "
If someone else said her dress, I'm afraid the eldest sister's head would get angry immediately, but if Liu Xiaoxing pointed it out, the reaction would be a little different immediately. She shook her head excitedly, just like a chicken carving rice: "I know, I know! I'll dye my hair back black and pull out my earrings today. I'll never appear in front of you like this again! "
The chicken nest head and the abnormal human demon fat man on one side immediately showed a shocked expression after hearing the words of the eldest sister.
I thought Liu Xiaoxing, an ordinary looking uncle, could make the eldest sister change her makeup so willingly. It's really awesome! You know, her parents have nothing to do with her!
Before, when Liu Xiaoxing fought with the sick ghost man, only the eldest sister woke up first. Therefore, they didn't know about Liu Xiaoxing's skills, chicken nest head and abnormal human demon fat man, so they were so surprised.
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"Yan Chunli? This name is really easy to think of the sexy little Lori in the boxer! But she wouldn't be bad if she dressed up? Pooh, Pooh! What am I thinking? I'm just a minor girl student! Shit! " After asking the name of the "eldest sister" of the wonderful trio, Liu Xiaoxing kicked them out of his billiard room.
After thinking for a while, Liu Xiaoxing put aside all these thoughts, carefully locked the door of the billiard room, and returned to the office with three bullet holes in the wall.
"I didn't expect to encounter so many troubles when I just returned to Changnan. I hope it will be normal and smooth when it is officially opened tomorrow?"
Liu Xiaoxing whispered a little worried, then sat back in a comfortable office chair and entered the game Super tycoon with his mind.
As soon as she entered the game, Xiao Li's forward convex and backward figure full of fatal temptation to men appeared in front of Liu Xiaoxing.
Rao is Liu Xiaoxing. It's not the first time to see sister Xiaoli's new image, but she is still a little distracted.
"Cough!" After being stunned for a while, Liu Xiaoxing hurriedly covered up his embarrassment with the help of a cough.
Sister Xiaoli came up to Liu Xiaoxing, looked at him with worry and asked, "what happened just now? The system prompts that there is interference from external risk factors? "
Liu Xiaoxing felt a little grateful when she saw that Xiaoli was so worried about herself. Then she smiled and waved her hand, gave the other party a reassuring smile and said, "there's nothing wrong. Now it's all solved. Xiaoli, you don't have to worry. By the way, since Xiaoli mentioned the system prompt, I want to ask, After the system upgrade, can the danger outside the player be sensed? "
Sister Xiaoli was a little relieved when she heard Liu Xiaoxing say it was all right. Then she nodded with a sweet smile and replied, "yes, after the system upgrade, you can sense the risk factors outside the player!"
"Such a cow!" Liu Xiaoxing exclaimed in his heart, and then asked curiously, "what is the range of danger sensed by this system?"
At that time, the little fish in leather could sense when she shot at herself two or three hundred meters away, so this range should be very wide?
"I don't know the sensing range yet, but this sensing system prompt will only prompt when the player has a life threat." Sister Xiaoli replied.
"So? Even little sister Li doesn't know how wide the sensing range is? " Liu Xiaoxing murmured in a low voice, then turned off the topic and asked, "sister Xiaoli, I want to compete for the three rankings. What should I do? By the way, how to recharge this? Is the recharge using the player's external currency? "
Because several activities in this system upgrade are specially made to enable the recharge function, and it only takes three days, the primary purpose is to seize the time to find out how to use this recharge function?