A teacher couldn't help laughing and said, "do people in the age of the universe communicate while going to the bathroom?"
"What communication place? It's clearly a game place."
"It's too much to go to the bathroom while playing games, okay?"
"Now young people really dare to think. It's not comparable to us old guys at all. In such a place of quiet thinking and scheming, you call it a toilet. All the schemes you come up with are ugly."
"Is it possible to go to the bathroom while doing something indescribable?"
"Hahaha, your idea is even more excessive."
……
good heavens!
What a nice guy!
Liu Changfeng didn't expect this bitch to hide quietly and record the previous scene with influence.
Most importantly, the dog is still watching and laughing.
The vice president perfectly recorded the social death scene of archaeology teachers in various colleges.
Liu Changfeng, Liu Da archaeologist, you said that I will send this image to the star network. What title should I use? Is it called "archaeological site" or "some people don't even know the toilet"
Liu Changfeng was livid and sweating.
His great reputation must not be ruined here
"It's hard for me to influence the decision."
"It's all right. I can show the video to other parties." The vice president smiled and patted Liu Changfeng on the shoulder. People who didn't know thought they were close friends.
"I think they'd be happy to help me." The vice president smiled meaningfully and said.
……
The vice president walked out of the base happily and chatted with other college teachers. Shu Jinghua and Impatiens talked about how to write the report. Yang Ze and Zhang lie were also chatting.
Brother Yang zelie said, "do you have another part?"
"What do you mean?"
"Historical truth."
Zhang lie was silent for a long time.
"Why do you think so?"
"Intuition, or understanding of you."
Zhang lie sighed: "in fact, you shouldn't ask."
"What can't you say?" Yang Ze asked.
"No, it's just that the content will make us uncomfortable. This discomfort is the responsibility of all gene warriors."
"The history of the age of the universe has something to do with gene warriors?"
"It's not just about the age of the universe, but also about the ancient animal age."
"Sure enough, the natural enemy of the gene beast is still our gene warrior after all." Yang Ze nodded.
"But have you ever thought that this natural enemy itself is made."
"The gene beast is made, so the gene warrior is also made?" Yang Ze asked.
At the end of the universe, the era of reincarnation began, and the era of the universe was almost on the verge of destruction. In order to survive, they created genetic beasts with biotechnology.
A group of races born for fighting, the stronger the Vietnam War.
The enemy was repulsed, and the cosmic warships and weapons also suffered heavy losses. At this time, one of the strongest genetic beasts suddenly broke away from the control of the creatures in the age of the universe and resisted the creatures in the universe at that time.
The creatures in the age of the universe never thought that the things they would create would get out of control, and the most unexpected thing was that they would be killed by the things they created.
"In order to deal with the gene beast, the gene warrior was born, and the ancient animal era began."
The so-called ancient spirit is actually an ancient gene warrior.
"I still want to know what the era reincarnation is?"
"It may be invincible, or it may be difficult to defeat the enemy." Zhang lie answered casually. Seeing the vice president with a happy face, he bounced back.
Zhang lie smiled and asked, "it seems that the vice president has achieved a good harvest."
"Of course, I'll do it myself." The vice president said proudly, "our Tianxing college does not take other people's things on its own initiative, and will never let others take away a piece of cow hair."
"That's good."
The vice president smiled and said, "I tell you, my nephew and grandson, don't look at the group of archaeologists who open their academic mouths and close their academic mouths. In fact, they are rich and go deep into all kinds of relics all year round. There are many good things in their hands. It's not too much to tell the archaeological society to come to rare treasures after you fill in the blank historical truth of the age of the universe."
"I've been interested in that flower for a long time. I haven't had a chance to get it. It's cheap, you boy." The vice president scolded.
After the search and rescue operations of other colleges ended, only half of the students were rescued, and it goes without saying that none of the other half was intact.
Shu Jinghua was pale. Without Yang Ze's protection, she estimated that she would come to the same end.
However, the students didn't complain much. They dared to be archaeologists in the starry sky. Which one didn't put his head on his pants.
Everyone who dares to be an archaeologist is afraid of death.
After two days of rest and writing reports, Impatiens and shujinghua pondered for a long time and finally came up with the first version.
Zhang lie and Yang Ze couldn't help at all. The vice president was the same. The three people gathered together to fight against the landlord.
Fortunately, there is a green moon here. Impatiens and shujinghua can understand the real history of the cosmic era as soon as possible without relying on speculation. They already know the answer, and then find the argument.
With the revised report submitted, Liu Changfeng and a group of archaeology teachers nodded frequently. In fact, the champion of the competition has long been self-evident.
Students from other colleges are still thinking about the relationship between relics and the ancient animal age. Impatiens and shujinghua have gone directly to the cosmic age and are busy making up the history of the cosmic age, which is not a battle of magnitude at all.
They thought for so long, not for the college competition.
How to send out the report and inform people all over the world.
There is no suspense about the final winner. Due to the joint efforts of the two colleges, the champion belongs to Tianya college and Tianxing college.
Naturally, many students are dissatisfied. Why did you form a team with the first academic college and the first combat power college?
What else are we playing?
Liu Changfeng explained: "the base of the cosmic age was discovered by both sides. Is it reasonable to write a report together?"
The vice president said, "don't be squeaky. They abandoned competition and chose archaeology first. Isn't this spirit worth learning from?"
"The most important thing in archaeology is the cooperative relationship between archaeologists. They can do it very well. You only have competition in your eyes, but you forget your identity. You are the archaeological reserve army. The first thing to do is not victory, but archaeology." Liu Changfeng raised his arms and shouted.
Teachers from other colleges applauded one after another.
The final power of interpretation belongs to the government. The first academic college and the first combat power college have formed a team to cooperate. Can they still shout?
Liu Changfeng smiled and turned to ask, "vice president, how did I just say?"
"It's worthy of being old Liu. Ginger is still old and spicy." The vice president thumbed up.
"Hahaha, the vice president laughed. I can't compare with you. It's too domineering. The reasons are one set and convincing." Liu Changfeng praised.
"Where, where, in front of Liu Lao, I still have a lot of places to learn."
……
The two began to blow business to each other.