The Nine Emperors meeting of the Xingluo kingdom said, "geek of science, I heard that some of your experimental objects have gone rampant, destroying seven countries in a row, including three Shura countries."
"It's all misinformation. My works didn't go wild. It's just a small experiment. I didn't expect that the Shura Parliament was so weak that I couldn't even stop my small works."
The first tower emperor waved his hand and said: "those weak Shura countries, even if they are destroyed."
Sew up the emperor way: "say, old six hear you last time, for own game, the whole King City of people and animals are empty."
Niutouhuang said with a black face: "Hey, Frankenstein, don't insult others casually, treat others as fools. I can put my feelings into it seriously."
The emperor said, "it's the dozens of times that you've devoted yourself to love?"
Niutouhuang frowned: "thirty, forty, I do not remember the specific number!"
The emperor shook his head and said, "I don't even remember the number. How can I say you are serious about your feelings?"
Niutouhuang slowly said: "I think the feeling of this kind of thing, just like raising flowers, you have to pour all the feelings into it, the flowers will bloom completely for you, and how much of it can not be counted!"
"When the most beautiful flower blooms, I reach out and pick it, and then destroy it. What a wonderful sense of achievement! Just a little memory makes me tremble all over!"
The emperor was stunned and said, "I know you are a pervert, but I didn't expect you to be so perverted. I really underestimated you in the past."
The devil's eye emperor shook his head and said, "this is no longer the dimension of metamorphosis. It's completely a madman."
"I'm not a pervert. If you must give me a name, please call me a florist."
"The more time and energy you spend, the more money you spend, the more excitement and joy you get. I think you can understand this wonderful feeling."
The other emperors consciously set a distance between them.
"Sewing monster, I heard that you have a work. It's quite amazing!"
At the end of the topic, I don't care about perverts.
A serious introduction to the work: "that monster is called a multi eyed monster. It has 360 eyes, even at the bottom of the foot board. In order to make this monster, I killed 180 people and animals to collect all the eyes."
The devil's eye emperor was listening, and another Shura emperor entered the side hall.
"Butcher, necrophilia, suturer, eyeball maniac, and bull head maniac are all here. The only one left is Lao Jiu." The emperor of time came in slowly.
Niutouhuang said: "you are the old man's killer."
Years emperor white a look way: "what old age killer ah, I am on the control, you just don't understand the charm of the new year, people are like wine, the older the more mellow, I like older what's wrong?"
Niutouhuang's mouth twitched: "you are not a little bigger, but a lot bigger!"
Generally speaking, people are a little older than one or two years old, which is more than ten years at most.
Niutouhuang was not very angry and said: "the first two years of college is called sister brother love, the tenth year is called mother son love, and the twentieth or thirtieth year is called grandson love. The problem is that the people you like are all over eighty years old!"
"It's even more exaggerated. It's more than a hundred years old. It's not the degree of love between ye and sun. It's called love between life and death."
The emperor of time said, "as long as there is love, age is not a problem."
Niutouhuang excited: "what about gender?"
The emperor of time said seriously: "if the fifth is here, he will not agree with you. The opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is the true love in the world."
Hearing this, everyone was silent.
I can't help arguing about sexual orientation with a pervert. Isn't that pure bullshit? 1
the first tower emperor sighed: "I didn't expect that anyone would dare to attack the Shura emperor, or his father's son."
"I can't imagine that the emperor of Shura would lose to a man or animal," he said
Also at this time, the last Shura emperor came into the room, and Gaoyuan emperor glanced at him: "everyone is together."
Gao Yuanhuang found a place to sit down, took out a bottle of wine and put it on the table. ShoutA Huang asked, "do you want to mourn your dead brother?"
"It's really a pity that old five passed away. It's hard to find someone who can talk like this in the future. He is a persistent and tasteful Shura like me."
Gaoyuan Huang sighed: "this wine is brewed by a chef of mine. How do you like it? If you think it tastes good, I'm going to promote it in the whole Shura world!"
Gao Yuanhuang took out a batch of wine cups and distributed them to other Shura emperors. He opened the white wine and poured it into everyone's cup. Gao Yuanhuang raised his wine cup and said, "for the fifth and seventh."
After a group of Shura emperors drank the wine, they always felt that it tasted strange. Only Gaoyuan emperor tasted it carefully, as if the wine was the best in the world. The suturing Emperor didn't drink it. He looked at the glass in his hand and laughed thoughtfully.The first tower emperor frowned and said, "how do you always feel that this taste is a little strange?"
The emperor shook his head: "I don't like the taste very much."
Niutouhuang frowned: "I always feel this taste, a little familiar and strange, anyway, not my taste."
The emperor turned his head and said, "is that right? I think it's very good. It's just that the year is not enough. Is there a high year over there? "
Gao Yuan Huang shook his head and said, "these wines are all newly brewed."
"Well, I'll make a reservation for more than ten years. I want ten thousand bottles!"
Gao Yuanhuang nodded and said, "OK, how much do you want to keep enough? I'll try again when the new wine comes out."
The emperor turned his head curiously and asked, "why don't you drink it?"
He said with a smile: "have you ever thought about what material will be used for laojiuniang wine?"
After drinking, the three emperors were all stunned.
Jingle! When! When!
The first tower emperor, the devil's eye emperor, the bull's head emperor and the three emperors dropped their wine cups directly to the ground.
The first tower emperor was still a little reluctant. He held back his fear and asked again, "Lao Jiu, what material is your wine made of?"
"Good stuff, of course."
"How good?"
"Ninety nine animals with different genes."
Hearing this, the first tower emperor, the devil's eye emperor, and the bull's head emperor spewed out the liquor in their mouths. One by one, they buckled their throats and beat their stomachs, trying to spray out the liquor.
Gao Yuanhuang said slowly: "recently, the chef is studying a more advanced wine. He plans to brew a new kind of wine with 999 kinds of different genetic animal's raw milk, and give you some when he brews it?"
The emperor of time was full of laughter: "that's really great!"
First tower emperor a face constipation kind of affliction way: "Lao Jiu, you this what grudge what grudge, so murder us!"
The devil's eye emperor was excited: "why should we drink this kind of poisonous wine? We are brothers. What can't be discussed openly? No matter how big the hatred is, it can be resolved."