"I'll go. It must hurt."
"The Taoist priest is really not authentic. He even greets three ways down."
Ning Luo, who was kicked by the monk, frowned.
Just now, it hurts whoever climbs.
It seems that he felt that this move was a little inhumane. The Taoist who got up from the ground was polite.
"Well, we're even this time. You kicked my dick last time. We don't owe anyone any more. Let's stop! "
"I'm a little hungry. I'll have something to eat first..."
With that, the Taoist turned around as if nothing had happened and whistled towards Zhao Danqing and Ning Luo.
Regardless of the pain of the monk behind him, he rolled on the ground.
"This Taoist is cruel enough. It's OK to leave after kicking!"
Looking at the Taoist priest's violent turn, Ning Luo whispered to himself.
While he was thinking, the Taoist priest had come back.
When he came near, he first twisted the water stains on the hem of his trunk robe, and then wiped the weeds with a dust brush. Only then did he bow to Zhao Danqing and the people very formally.
"Limitless Heavenly Master!"
"Elder, I've been on my way before. I don't know if there is food here. I need to eat something before I can cast a spell to save people."
"Naturally, I have food. I've asked Xiao Han to prepare it. I can eat at any time. But, I said, Wang Ye, at least you are also a monk. That foot just now seems a little inappropriate? "
Zhao Danqing, with a straight face, reprimanded the Taoist priest in front of him.
"Cough, cough, master, you don't know. I didn't mean it just now, but I missed it for a moment. Alas, it seems that my cultivation is not enough and I can't control myself. I need to go back to Longhu Mountain to practice."
"Well, where is the food? I'll fill the five zang organs temple to practice the Dharma."
"Little bird, let someone take Taoist Wang Ye to have dinner first."
"Good! Come and take Taoist Wang to dinner. "
Han que nodded, immediately greeted the servant and led Taoist Wang Ye to fill the five zang organs temple.
"The goods have no repentance at all..."
Looking back, Taoist priest Wang Ye, who was guilty of being a thief, shook his head and sighed.
"This is the resentment accumulated by our ancestors. In recent years, Longhu Mountain has lost more than less. It's not easy to find a chance to revenge for a while. How can you make them repent?"
"Du evil, Wang savages are gone, so you don't have to play any more? Get up quickly. The ground is cold. Don't catch a cold. "
When Wang Ye entered the front yard, he disappeared.
Zhao Danqing shouted to the evil monk who was still lying on the ground in the distance.
Sure enough, when the old man shouted, the evil monk stopped twitching.
The body was like a pointer on the ground for a 180 degree swing, turned to Zhao Danqing, saw that there was no figure of Wang Ye, and then climbed up.
Patted the mud and dead leaves on his body and limped over.
"Amitabha, you are really not an ordinary person. I think my performance is vivid and flawless. You can see it. Great, great. "
”Can't you see? Wang Ye kicked your crotch. What kind of way are you holding the door? The pain call has been transferred“
Zhao Danqing said helplessly.
Nearby, Ning Luo and Han que listened to this and thought about it. They almost couldn't help laughing.
It seems like such a thing. Taoist Wang Ye kicked the crotch of the evil monk just now, but the evil monk finally covered his asshole.
"Cough, cough, I don't know. Some time ago, the little monk went on a trip to Xichuan. Most of the vegetarian meals were spicy. Over time, the little monk had a serious internal fire and fell into the root of the disease. Just now, the smelly Taoist priest raided the little monk. He made too much effort and caused the old disease of the little monk. Not all the little monks are acting. It's a sin. "
Holding his legs, the evil monk put his hands together. His face was red and embarrassed.
Kick the dick and kick the hemorrhoids?
At first Ning Luo was a little puzzled when he heard what Du evil monk said.
After listening to it all and analyzing it, I immediately understand why.
"Master Du evil, although pepper is a good thing, you can't eat more. You can't stand it if you eat too much all the time. I have a prescription for special treatment here. Take it. Make sure the medicine will cure the disease and relieve your difficulties. "
With a slight cough, Ning Luo brushed his arm over the storage ring, took a pen and paper from inside, wrote a prescription and handed it to the evil monk.
"Benefactor, are you serious?"
"Hehe, you monks don't lie. Although I'm not a monk, I won't cheat. Don't worry, this prescription is absolutely useful."
Ningluo promised.
"Well, that's great. Almsgiver, you have a lot of good fortune. You will certainly prosper in the future. Amitabha, good, good. In this way, I don't respect you. "
"Senior, I'm also a little hungry. I wonder if I'm ready for a vegetarian meal?"
"Of course there is. Go and eat together. After eating, take a break. I'll bother you and Wang Ye at midnight."
"That's right. It's short to take hands and short to eat people. I have both today. Naturally, I have to do my part, not to mention the advice of my master."
"The little monk went to eat first."
Facing Ning Luo and Zhao Danqing, the evil monk was also led to the front yard.
"They are two wonderful flowers!"
"Is Xiangguo Temple and Longhu Mountain deserted? Let these two be born“
Ningluo still knows about Xiangguo Temple and Longhu Mountain.
Both are places of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Many people have great energy and wisdom.
But he didn't expect that the old man found such two in the Han family.
"The current situation is turbulent and unknown. The Xiangguo Temple and Longhu Mountain have already closed the mountain gate, which is me. Others are afraid they can't even ask for it."
"Don't underestimate Du evil and Wang Ye. Although they are wonderful, they have some skills. You'll know at night."
"I hope it's true as you said, or you'll make a joke."
"Mom, I didn't think I could kick hemorrhoids. I really didn't think I could kick hemorrhoids“
Shook his head, Ning Luo sighed.
……
The night darkened.
Kuncheng was still clear in the daytime, and it rained again at night.
The air looked damp everywhere.
In the front yard, Ning Luo, who had dinner, was bored and played mahjong.
Ning Luo didn't expect that Du evil and Wang Ye, who went out to fight again while eating, saw mahjong and their eyes lit up.
Under some pleading, the positions of Ning Luo and Zhao Danqing were occupied by them.
Then the scene of development directly stunned everyone.