Chapter 718

Seeing Xiao Tianci, Nangong Waner felt disgusted.

But instead of showing her usual disgusting eyes, she said, "mei'er, go and build a pot of tea for childe Huang."

Knowing what the princess was going to do, mei'er immediately replied, "yes, princess."

Xiao Tianci's eyes lit up. Unexpectedly, Nangong Waner was so kind to him. She immediately thought she had figured out something: "thank you, princess."

"Isn't childe Huang going to tell a joke? I don't know what it is." Nangong Waner smiled and sat up straight looking at him.

Suddenly came the spirit. Xiao Tianci cleared his throat and put his hands behind him. He said solemnly: "once upon a time, a scholar went to Beijing for the exam. One day, it was getting dark before he arrived in the city, but he didn't expect that there was only one room left in the Inn, and there was a woman who complained with him at the same time."

"One room, either the scholar and one of the women, or neither of them. But the innkeeper said, there are no guest rooms in other inns, only them. It's better for them to live in the same room." Speaking of this, Xiao Tianci's eyes were ambiguous. Hei hei smiled: "princess, guess, how do they choose?"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Tianci said such a joke. Wang xiuhan and others who watched the play outside the Autumn Maple Pavilion looked at each other. They didn't know what he was going to say.

Just then, mei'er came with tea: "young master Huang, please use tea."

Xiao Tianci immediately smiled, took the tea and drank it. He suddenly felt a strange smell. But as soon as he looked up, he saw Nangong Waner smiling at him and said, "childe Huang, this tea is the favorite tongue of the palace. What do you think of this year's new tea?"

Even if it was bad, Xiao Tianci would not say it at this time. He blinked and said with a smile: "the tea the princess likes is naturally good. I have never drunk such delicious tea."

There was a flash of pleasure in the bottom of her eyes. Nangong Waner said, "since childe Huang feels good, drink more."

Mei'er immediately said, "don't waste the princess's kindness, childe Huang."

"Thank you for the princess's tea." Xiao Tianci was in a happy mood and almost felt that he had won.

Xiao Tianci proudly glanced at Wang xiuhan and others standing outside the pavilion and continued to tell the story with a smile: "by the way, the princess hasn't said yet. How will they choose?"

Nangong Waner will not lose her temper at this time when she waits for the drug to attack and watch a good play, Wen Yan followed his words: "this... Is a little difficult. After all, there is only one guest room. No matter whether it is for the scholar or the woman, another person is afraid of sleeping in the wilderness. But if this palace chooses, the scholar should give the room to the woman? After all, as a man, how can he let a woman sleep outside?"

"Ha ha! The princess guessed wrong."

Xiao Tianci said proudly, "the room is neither the scholar nor the woman, but... They share a room!"

"Impossible!" Mei'er blushed and blurted out.

"Why not?"

Xiao Tianci continued to shake his head and said, "the scholar told the woman that since it's late, no one wants to sleep out, it's better for them to share one. Although there is only one bed, you can put a quilt in the middle of the bed and sleep side by side to ensure that they won't cross the boundary. The woman thought about it and agreed. She also said that if the scholar crossed the boundary, it's an animal! She's going to shout."

Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted, Xiao Tianci asked Nangong Waner meaningfully: "princess, guess whether the scholar crossed the border or not?"

"This..."

Nangong Wan'er immediately blushed and became unhappy.

This smelly man is really obscene and obscene. He even molested her with such jokes!

"The palace thought that since a scholar is full of sages and sages, he should naturally abide by etiquette. It is inappropriate for him to live in a room with only men and women. Does he dare to do anything? He is not afraid to see officials?" Nangong Wan'er said patiently, "however, I didn't see anything funny about childe Huang's joke. Have you finished?"

Xiao Tianci said with a smile; "The princess is worthy of being a princess. Sure enough, she guessed right. The next morning, the scholar and the woman woke up. As soon as the scholar said she didn't cross the boundary, the woman slapped the scholar in the face and hit him silly. The scholar covered his face and said he didn't cross the boundary."

"Yes, the scholar didn't cross the border. Why did the woman hit him?" Mei'er asked curiously.

Xiao Tianci laughed: "because the woman said, it's you, not as good as animals!"

"Pooh!" The three of Wang xiuhan couldn't help laughing: "hahaha, the scholar crossed the boundary is an animal, but it's not as good as an animal. Hahaha... He's better than crossing the boundary! It's better than falling an animal!"

"Hahaha, yes, it's not cheap. The woman is afraid that the scholar is really stupid after waiting for him to cross the border all night. Don't you think he should be beaten? Hahaha..." Xiao Tianci laughed wildly and bent down with a smile.

Mei'er finally understood. Her pretty face was crimson, but she was uncomfortable.

Nangong Wan'er was embarrassed. Damn it, this bastard said such a dirty joke. Do you want to make fun of her?

I don't think it's funny at all, but I was humiliated by the other party. I'm afraid such a vulgar story is spread in the brothel? Nangong Waner's fingers curled up one by one, and her hate teeth itched. Not only could she not laugh, she almost let someone drag Xiao Tianci down and beat him.

"Princess, are you funny?" Xiao Tianci smiled and covered his stomach. His face was deformed, "hahaha, animals, he's not as good as animals..."

"Pa!" Nangong Waner couldn't help it any more. She patted the table and said angrily: "presumptuous, Xiao Tianci, you offended the palace..."

"Ouch!" Xiao Tianci suddenly changed his face, covered his stomach and frowned.

Why does your stomach ache?

Who knows, just thinking about it, he suddenly felt that the pain was getting worse, and his stomach was like tumbling rivers and seas. It's like every intestine is about to break, and there's a strong falling force rushing down. It seems that something needs to be sprayed from the chrysanthemum. Let it out.

"Where's the clean room! Where's the clean room?"

Xiao Tianci held his stomach and shouted. His painful faces were distorted. He forgot the breathless scene of laughter just now, and didn't notice Nangong Waner calling out his name in anger.

Nangong Wan'er's eyes brightened. She didn't know he had taken the laxative in tea. Now he's upset? She intended to punish Xiao Tianci. Where would she let him go to the clean room?

"Young master Huang, what's the matter with you?"

Suddenly, Nangong Waner was very concerned. Nangong Waner stood up and said, "are you uncomfortable? Do you want to pass the imperial doctor to you?"

Where can I wait? Xiao Tianci has a stomachache like crossing the river. He needs to go to a clean room to solve it. He doesn't have to see a doctor at all. He frowned and said, "no, no, thank you for your concern. Find someone to take me..."

Before he finished, Nangong Wan'er winked. Mei'er came forward and grabbed Xiao Tianci's hand and said, "young master Huang, are you sick? You'd better call the imperial doctor quickly. Wait, I'll send someone to call the imperial doctor to show you."

She immediately turned her head and asked the two palace maids to ask the imperial doctor. Wang xiuhan and others were both envious and jealous.

This Huang Guan can get so much attention from the princess. Even if it's abdominal pain, it's worth it!

"Well, Huang Xiucai, why do you have stomachache?"

Sun Feng looked jealous. He went to Xiao Tianci and stopped him. He looked up and down: "it shouldn't be pretending. Do you deliberately win sympathy in front of the princess?"

"You just pretend!"

Xiao Tianci can't stand the pain now. He's afraid of delaying for a while. He'll really pull it in his pants and yell at Sun Feng: "I don't have time to give you nonsense. Get out of here!"

Wang xiuhan also saw something wrong with Xiao Tianci and wanted to stop him more and more. He immediately stepped forward and said, "Huang Xiucai, you are wrong. Brother sun is just asking and caring about you. How can you be so rude?"

"Speak rudely? I still want to hit people!"

Xiao Tianci yelled and wished he had a stick in his hand and knocked these people unconscious.

But he was more and more unbearable. The pain could not be controlled. The whole hip was in a clamped state and didn't dare to relax at all. He couldn't think of what was going on. He was fine before, so he drank a cup of tea

By the way, it must be that cup of tea!

Xiao Tianci finally reacted, but now it's too late.

He didn't have time to talk to others. Even Nangong Waner didn't have time to pay attention. He ran away. No matter where, find a side hall or a quiet place to solve it first. Otherwise, if you pull it in your pants in public, I'm afraid even his third prince Dongwan's face will be lost.

Seeing that Xiao Tianci was about to run, Wang xiuhan and sun Feng immediately stood in front of him and spread out their arms to prevent him from leaving. Wen Jian also strode over to prevent him from slipping away. These three people all saw that he had just drunk a cup of tea from the princess, which became like this. Needless to say, he must have taken laxative!

"Stop! Huang Guan!"

Intending to see him make a fool of himself, Nangong Waner shouted angrily: "the palace wants to invite you a imperial doctor, but you push and block. This is the imperial palace. You can't break in. Whether you have real or fake stomachache will be known when the imperial doctor comes to see you!"

"Princess, I really..."

Just as Xiao Tianci's face was already red and could not hold it, a long sound came: "Your Majesty has arrived -"

A figure soon appeared from the other end of the flower tree. Emperor Nan Gong Qing of the Western Chu Dynasty walked in the front, surrounded by people and smiling. Xiao Tianci saw at a glance that another young man standing on the side of the Western Chu emperor was his eldest brother Xiao Yuqi.

Suddenly, Xiao Tianci wanted to rush to Xiao Yuqi and ask him for help.

Who knows, he just took a step, but he didn't know who tripped and fell on the spot.

The whole body was relaxed, only listening to the deflating sound of "poof -" mixed with strange sounds that could not be explained clearly, which was uploaded from Xiao Tianci. His whole body trembled, his eyes widened, and there was only one thought: no!