Chapter 56

It is said that in the Jin Dynasty, Liu Ling liked drinking and had a great amount of alcohol, which was unparalleled in the world.

Because he was dissatisfied with the politics at that time, he often went out to travel and drink.

Once, Liu Ling came to the south of Luoyang and went to the door of Dukang distillery. She looked up and saw a couplet on the door, which wrote: a tiger is drunk in the mountain, two dragons sleep at the bottom of the sea, and the horizontal scroll at the top said: don't be drunk for three years, don't pay.?

Liu Ling was very unhappy when she saw this pair. She thought that the person who opened the wine shop should first inquire about my reputation, and then think about whether she should boast about it.

Who knows me, Liu Ling: drink to the East China Sea, drink SC to the west, drink to yn to the south, and drink to the North beyond the Great Wall. I drank all over the southeast and northwest, but I didn't get drunk for a long time. Since you're so angry, I'll drink all your pots and pans and ask you to close the door in three days.?

Liu Ling enters the tavern with anger. Du Kang took out the wine and asked him to drink. After drinking a cup, Du Kang advised him not to drink any more. He refused. After drinking the second cup, he still wants to drink. Du Kang said that if he drinks again, he will be drunk.

But he didn't listen and asked for a third cup. After three cups of wine, Liu Ling said, "the first cup of wine is as sweet as honey, and the second cup of wine is sweeter than honey. After three cups of wine, I just feel that the sky is turning and the earth is spinning, my mind is dizzy and my eyes are blue. I just feel that tables, chairs, benches and pots are like home."

After three drinks, he was really drunk. He went home from the wine shop, shaking all the way, and muttering nonsense.?

As soon as he got home, Liu Ling was drunk. He told his wife, "I'm dying. Bury me in the wine pool, bury Lees on it, and put the wine cup and pot in the coffin." Then he died. He drank a lot all his life, so his wife buried him as he said.?

Unconsciously, three years have passed. One day, Du Kang came to the village to find Liu Ling. Liu Ling's wife came to the door and asked him what he wanted. Du Kang said, "Liu Ling drank my wine three years ago and hasn't paid for it!"

Liu Ling's wife was very angry and said, "Liu Ling drank someone's wine three years ago and died when she came home. It turned out that she drank your wine! You have come to ask for wine money, and I have to ask you for someone! "

Du Kang said hurriedly, "he's not dead, he's drunk. Go and take me to the place where he was buried."

When they came to the place where Liu Ling was buried, they dug up the grave and opened the coffin. Liu Ling looked ruddy and breathed gently. It didn't look like he was dead, but like he was asleep.

Du Kang patted his arm and shouted, "Liu Ling wakes up, Liu Ling wakes up."

Sure enough, Liu Ling yawned and woke up directly. She kept boasting: "good wine, really good wine!"

Since then, the saying that Dukang wine has been drunk for three years has really spread until now.

There was no one talking in the tavern. They were surprised by the story told by Qin Feng.

What is domineering and what is high-profile? The wine ancestor Du Kang is the real high-profile.

Listen, the tiger is drunk in the mountain and the Dragon sleeps at the bottom of the sea. The Hengpi is still drunk for three years without money!

Look at boss Qin's. What's the name? Three bowls don't come out of the store. It makes me feel that it's much lower all at once

Qin Feng naturally doesn't know what these guys are discussing in his own group, otherwise he would have been thrown out. What do you mean? How can I force the grid to be low? Telling this story is to let you people realize that I'm not high-profile at all!

It's best to use this sentence to describe some guys who are drunk to death.

Sitting in this simple tavern, drinking peerless wine and listening to the story told by the stingy tavern owner "for free", immortals don't change on such days.

The half awake Fox and the smiling sky are drunk and can't move on the table. This is the result of their pursuit. They come so far just to get drunk!

Well, the problem came. Brother fox only invited someone to send it at first. Moreover, he took it for granted that as long as he told the address, everything else was not a problem.

However, he ignores one thing. A drunk person, especially a person who has drunk too much and doesn't realize it, wants to send such a person home, which can't be done by a soft sister

What's more, soft sister sent someone home. A girl can't leave alone at night.

Xueer muttered while saying that the fox is not a thing. She actually asked the girl to send him alone. She kept talking about what old color embryo and what color ghost

However, she forgot that after drinking boss Qin's wine, no matter what you are, you will still not wake up, even if the gorgeous beauty dances in front of you.

The monkey said with a smile, "it doesn't matter. Just let my sister go home. I'll send this guy and let Qiao Feng send Xueer back."

Xueer looked at the monkey suspiciously and felt that this guy was suspected of taking advantage of the fire, but now there was no way. It was the only way. At night, girls had to be sent home.

In this way, the monkey carried the fox on his back. Qiao Feng sent Xueer and smiled and asked Heaven that his helper came down to pick it up. Everything was very harmonious. Only sun Yifei stood at the door of the tavern and looked at brother fox with some melancholy in his eyes.

When we got to the taxi, the monkey looked around. It was far away from the tavern. It was estimated that sun Yifei couldn't hear it. Then he said to the other two: "I found it. The fox boy may be really emotional this time!"

Brother Qiao Feng felt his head and was stunned: "ah? Why didn't I see it! "

Xueer hammered: "you think about your martial arts all day. Of course, you can't see it. When the monkey joked, the fox's eyes were almost on her face. You just want to see if she misunderstood!"

The monkey nodded and said with a smile, "yes, so, when we get up tomorrow, we will unify our tone and say that the sister sent him home. Moreover, the sister went home alone at night. Remember to talk to the boss and the old horse tomorrow and keep it a secret."

After a pause, an inexplicable smile appeared on the monkey's face: "actually, I'm very similar to this guy. In those years, we worked hard to get out of our hometown and make money. Now we don't worry about anything, but we feel that life is a little boring, so I like drinking, Because wine can make me forget these things. Of course, boss Qin's wine is really a kind of enjoyment. "

Looking up, the monkey sighed, but there was still a smile on his face: "so, it's not easy for this guy to have someone he likes. He still hesitates. Then, friends have to help him. That girl is good. If you meet the right person, you should catch it. Do you know Xueer?"

The monkey said that, then he took a taxi with a look on his face. First, he carefully put the fox into the car, and then he got in by himself.

Xueer stood and looked at them. It was a monkey. She had been joking about calling him brother monkey. It seemed that she had never seen him angry. There was always a smile on his face. Even if she was laughed at, she was angry at most, which brought a lot of laughter to the people in the group. Just unexpectedly, there were so many vicissitudes hidden behind the monkey brother's smile.

Sure enough, I still don't know much about the adult world, haha