On a summer afternoon, cicadas kept shouting. They stood at the door and looked outside. Even the air seemed to ripple... It was so hot that people didn't want to move at all.
Deep in the alley, the mottled gate is hidden. The old yellow dog is lying in the shade with his tongue out. His eyes are a little confused by the heat.
Of course, even in such hot weather, it's time to have class.
In the classroom, the teacher stood on the podium and talked about math problems one after another. The students below tried to listen with wide eyes. After all, they were too sleepy.
There's no way. People are like this. There's a saying. They are sleepy in spring, tired in summer, dozing in autumn and hibernating. That is to say, you live in this world and will be sleepy all year round
There are two fans hanging on the roof. Although they have been working hard, the classroom is still hot to explosion. Several fat people are sweating, but they are still listening to class. It just seems that the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out.
The teacher seemed to suddenly find something when he was lecturing. He went directly off the podium, went to the back of the classroom and came to a student's desk. At the moment, the guy was lying there sleeping soundly.
"Liu Xiao, wake up. I dare to sleep like this in my class. I'm very brave!" The teacher shook the sleeping student while shouting.
Although he slept soundly, he must have woke up under such circumstances. The student named Liu Xiao got up hazy with sleepy eyes, rubbed his eyes and shouted, "why, can I die if I sleep?"
"I tell you, I have nothing now..."
However, when he suddenly stopped here, Liu Xiao found himself in the classroom!
Yes, this Liu Xiao is the one who drank Huangliang wine in jiuxianju. His previous memory was that when he drank Huangliang wine, he thought boss Qin woke him up.
It's not normal to sleep after drinking wine. I had to wake myself up, so I opened my mouth directly. Anyway, I had nothing. As a result, I found that it was not a pub around, but a classroom, and there was a dull looking teacher standing in front of me.
Moreover, this classroom is inexplicably familiar. The teacher seems to be more familiar. Strange, am I dreaming?
Shaking his head hard, Liu Xiao finally woke up. At this time, the memory of the teacher in the classroom suddenly came to his mind. It was clear that he was in high school!
It's impossible. I just want to go back to the past. As a result, I'm back? Are those previous experiences a dream? Impossible, absolutely impossible, this must be a dream!
Stretch out your hand and pinch yourself hard. Hissing really hurts... His meow is not a dream!
Or you read it wrong. Yes, you must have read it wrong.
At this time, the teacher opposite had sobered up from his stupidity and looked at Liu Xiao's face, which was called a wonderful one.
It's just to sleep in your class as a head teacher. Unexpectedly, you call yourself Lao Tzu. Who are you? Call yourself Lao Tzu. Believe it or not, I'll call your parents.
"I tell you Liu Xiao, don't think you can muddle through, sleep in my class and call your parents tomorrow!" The teacher looked at Liu Xiao and shouted.
However, Liu Xiao ignored him. Looking around the classroom for a week, he saw the ignorant force on the faces of the students around him. When he saw the beautiful shadow sitting in front of the classroom, he found that he was really right
Qianying, whose name is Li Qian, is the most beautiful girl in grade. She belongs to the kind of girl who will be secretly targeted whenever. I don't know how many people secretly love her. Of course, she is one of them
So... Did you really come more than ten years ago?
Liu Xiaozheng is in a daze here. The teacher opposite is already furious. A student, ah, actually farts his words. There's nothing like a student!
At that time, teachers were not like this. They were hated by parents and society every day. Let alone do it. Scolding students would be completely destroyed by public opinion. At that time, teachers beat people when they didn't agree!
He punched the past. Liu Xiaogen didn't hide. He was thinking about the movies and novels he had seen in his "dream" and went back to the past. What's so annoying? The protagonist jumped from a building to verify whether it was a dream
Although it was still a dream
You can't let yourself jump from a building. After all, you can't expect a person who doesn't have the courage to commit suicide in his "previous life" to jump from a building. What if it's true, what if he falls into a disability
I was thinking about how to test it. As a result, the teacher began to beat me. When he punched me, I immediately felt pain.
I feel pain again. This... This is definitely not a dream. I'm really back!
Thinking of these, my face suddenly showed an excited expression. Now the teacher was really confused. When I hit you, you were excited... Are you too floating now, or my fist is too boring
I didn't believe in this evil, so the teacher slapped me again
At this time, Liu Xiaogen didn't care about this. The more painful it was, the more he really came back.
Therefore, in the eyes of the students and the teacher, Liu Xiao was beaten by the teacher, but the expression on his face became more and more excited. The heavier the teacher shot, the more excited he became
"Oh, also, oh..." accompanied by bursts of cries
In the end, the teacher was finally tired, but Liu Xiao opposite still didn't realize the wrong feeling, so the teacher had no choice but to use the last resort and punish the station.
Then inform the parents to come to school... Your child seems a little crazy.
After adaptation, and the family gave some money to the school, it passed, and Liu Xiao gradually got used to his student career.
After the "dream", yes, after Liu Xiao's dream experience, he doesn't care about learning. After all, he knows that the era of undergraduate students walking everywhere and graduate students not as good as dogs has come.
I remember my "dream" view very clearly now. Only with money can I have everything. Without money, I am nothing. I was a graduate student in my previous life. In the end, I was not forced to be desperate.
Therefore, now I have to seize opportunities and seize all opportunities to make money. Only making money is the king... And coincidentally, according to that "dream", there are a lot of opportunities now
The Internet, the development of mobile phones, everything, as long as you grasp it, money is a small thing.
And once you have money, then... Ban Hua, who has been secretly in love for so long, can confess
In that "dream", my wife actually left me. Now, I can't see her!