Although what Xiao Xu said was disgusting, we have to admit that this is a real professional, not an expert who sells dog meat with sheep's head in society.
After all, people who can say 108 tastes of fart that I am familiar with are either big guys or crazy
So we can only watch Xiao Xu analyze the smell of farts there
However, if this guy only analyzes, there is a fool among the diners who has to keep asking, and every question is still asked at the point
"Ah, master, what's the difference between the 18th taste and the 19th taste of fart?"
"Oh, it's the difference between soup food and solid food..."
A group of people looked at the fat man with more than 300 kg in a strange way. If they hadn't seen his body shape, they would have beaten Ya into a pig's head!
Here, the Q & A between Lao Pang and Xiao Xu is actually very short. The main thing is that if these things are really explained, they are still a little complicated, so Xiao Xu is how simple and how to come.
But through this, Xiao Xu also fixed his professional identity directly.
"Will you be dizzy? Uncle, I tell you, we are professionally trained. No matter how smelly, we won't be dizzy! " Xiao Xu said very seriously there.
I asked myself if I would be dizzy. I'm joking internationally. Although I said that my nose is much more sensitive than that of normal people, it doesn't mean that I will be dizzy. Do you understand professional training? If it's so simple, I'll be dizzy, that's a professional hammer!
Some diners around also looked at Lao Pang. What bad questions did this guy ask? They are professional!
When Lao Pang heard Xiao Xu's answer, his smile was even worse. He just smiled because he had too much fat on his face... It was like he didn't smile.
"That's good, that's good. This teacher, what do you think is the taste now?" Old Pang asked with a smile on his face. It was like a student who was sincerely asking for advice from the teacher.
It's been a few minutes since I just smelled the smell, but strangely, the smell hasn't dispersed, but it's getting stronger and stronger!
Some diners were ready to leave, but look at the professionals here. Just think about it and continue to wait to see how the professionals analyze it.
As for the passers-by, not to mention, we had the psychology of watching the excitement. Now there is such a lively thing, we must gather around to have a look, so we gathered a group of people next to the breakfast stand every minute
Seeing that someone was so interested in smeller's business and seeing so many people around him, Xiao Xu suddenly became very excited!
After all, this industry is a new industry. Many people don't understand it at all and don't know what they can do.
Now that science is so developed, do you still need people to distinguish odor? This is not fun!
However, no matter how developed the science is, there are still some odor instruments that can not be identified. At this time, it is necessary for the smeller to identify and judge whether the odor exceeds the standard through the identification of the human body
Therefore, suddenly there were so many people watching. Xiao Xu was very excited to promote the industry. Of course, he was too excited, so he didn't see the smile on Lao Pang's face. In fact, it was strange
The smeller only identifies whether the odor exceeds the standard or not, and does not include what causes the odor. However, it is difficult for Xiao Xu to explain now. After all, he has established his image as a professional. If he refuses directly, he will smash the signboard.
Therefore, Xiao Xu decided to rely on his keen sense of smell, smell the taste first, and then popularize knowledge about the industry. This is the correct way to open it!
I smell it hard for several times, but I still don't feel it. I seem to have never smelled it before. It's sour and smelly. The acid and smell have reached a perfect harmony. What the hell!
no way! How can I not smell it? It's definitely an illusion. I'll smell it again
Xiao Xu was addicted to the smell and didn't notice it. With his continuous inhalation of this gas, his head became a little dizzy
The smell took a long time. Some people around felt impatient, so they left. Xiao Xu was more anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more gas he inhaled
Then, in the dull eyes of the people, Xiao slowly lay on the table, and he fainted
People, look at me. I look at you. I don't mean that after professional training, you won't faint no matter how smelly. How can you faint... Can't you resist it?
Old Pang hehe smiled. I didn't expect that my skill of cheating people still didn't fall behind. I felt very cool!
Of course, Xiao Xu didn't faint. After all, he was specially trained. These people around him smelled all right, and he couldn't have anything.
The product after the failure of brewing immortal wine, no matter what it looks like, the taste of the wine is in it.
Moreover, this thing did not form wine, so the smell of wine spread everywhere with the taste. Xiao Xu sucked in so much, so he was drunk directly
Lao Pang naturally knew what this thing was. He knew it when he smelled the first smell
But now, people are in a pit and can't joke too much. Lao Pang stood up and smelled the same, and then made a surprised look and said, "ah, the taste seems to come from Jiuxian Curie."
It's a good judgment. Some people smell it and have a look. The door of jiuxianju is open. The closer it is to jiuxianju, the stronger the taste. Boss Qin is also at the door now. The most important thing is that ya actually wears five masks!
You said that these days, some people just wear two school uniforms at a time. They actually wear five masks!
Don't ask me how I can see it. Boss Qin's mask is from inside to outside, from big to small. The innermost mask is the largest and the outermost mask is the smallest. Once worn, it's like a pig's mouth. A fool can count it clearly
"It's the smell made by boss Qin!"
"No wonder, everyone has to faint... Do you think boss Qin is cooking Shi in it?"
"I wipe! Don't say such disgusting things at dinner, will you... "
At the door of jiuxianju, boss Qin was still humming leisurely. He should not smell it after wearing five masks. Although the humming voice is a little distorted, it doesn't matter.
In the twinkling of an eye, I saw a bunch of people staring at me. Boss Qin, who was inexplicably guilty, quickly turned his head and looked at what I was doing, that is, it smelled a little. You see, there's not so much smell outside. Inside... Ah, wait!
Qin Feng suddenly thought of a question. It seems that Miss Xue is still asleep in her bedroom
Just thinking of this, Qin Feng heard a roar from the bedroom: "what smell is so smelly? Where are you surnamed Qin? Come out!"