A breeze gently brushed the clothes wet by cold sweat, Wang Pang immediately shivered and sat down on the ground.
"Gun... Gun... Gun... It's a gun..." Wang pangzi was confused, and his mind was blank.
This guy has a gun. This guy has a gun!
Oh, my God! That's a gun!
Wang pangzi feels his brain is going to explode. Who will have a gun these days? In addition to the armed forces of the country, only
As soon as he thought about it, Wang pangzi suddenly felt that he was urinating. He couldn't help but feel warm and wet in his crotch. This feeling made him seem to be over 30 years younger. He vaguely recalled the experience of being spanked when he was wetting the bed in primary school.
That guy named Hanfei has a gun! This is a major discovery, we must tell Manager Gao immediately!
Wang pangzi just raised his foot and immediately stopped this crazy idea.
This news is too terrible, only his rotten in the stomach, absolutely can't let the second person know, Wan Yigao manager didn't control his mouth to say this, if this spread to Han Fei's ears, he still don't follow the vine to find out and kill himself!
When he didn't have a gun, the evil spirit killed three dealers. Now he has another gun in his hand. Brother Wang's 200 Jin meat is not a dish for him. If he shakes his hand casually, brother Wang will be responsible for his whole life!
When Wang Pang was in a panic, a fragrant wind went straight into his nose, and then a charming female voice came out from his side: "Oh, it's brother Wang. You don't blow the air conditioner in the office at noon. What magic skill do you practice in the sun?"
It's a woman in the finance department who is also the dew lover of Wang Pang. What attracts Wang Pang most is her sexy low cut dress. It took her half a year's salary to smash the fox into her bed?
Wang pangzi immediately responded, subconsciously covered his wet crotch, turned his head and said to the woman nervously: "Shh! Keep your voice down. Don't let anyone find out! "
As soon as the woman saw Wang pangzi's neurotic appearance, she couldn't help laughing: "brother Wang, what's the matter with you? What can't you let others know? Look, you're covering your hands tightly. Can't you hide any treasure?"
"No baby! It's a gun! Guns! It's the kind that can kill people! " Wang said nervously.
When the woman heard this, she immediately laughed and said, "brother Wang, of course I know it's a gun, but it's just a slap. Last time I was almost killed by you, my legs were soft for several days."
Wang pangzi was so speechless that he blushed for a long time and stressed, "it's not that gun! It's a shooting gun! There are bullets. They can kill people! "
When the woman heard this, she even burst into tears: "brother Wang, I haven't seen it before. You are so humorous. Of course, I know it's a gun. I haven't hit that gun before. Look, you're nervous."
Wang pangzi was so anxious that he wanted to slap a woman in the face, but he had to bear it when he thought about the happiness of his lower body. For the last time, he explained patiently, "I'm not talking about that gun, it's another gun!"
The woman was dazzled by her eyes, and her breath began to become a little short. She went forward and grabbed Wang pangzi's short hand in the key position, and said, "brother Wang, it's not that gun, what gun is it? Are your guns useless these two days? They're a little rusty. Even if you don't use kitchen knives, you have to use oil to wipe them. You... "
The smile on the woman's face became more and more blurred. Wang pangzi couldn't help shivering when he saw the appearance. He couldn't help thinking of the allusion that the iron pestle was ground into an embroidery needle. How could it be? The woman couldn't understand the situation at all!
Brother Wang, I'm talking about guns! Guns! What's in this woman's mind? What's in her mind!
"You are crazy! I'm not talking about that gun! " "Wang Pang Zi growls a way.
As soon as the woman heard this, she became more charming. She licked her lips and said, "brother Wang, if it wasn't for your gun, what gun would you like me to clean?"
Wang pangzi is in a hurry now. He doesn't care what the woman says. He points to the position of the security room and says angrily, "it's not my gun, it's the gun of the security room! The gun of the man in the security room
The woman's brain was a little confused. Half a minute later, she suddenly flashed a trace of anger on her face. She raised her hand and slapped him: "son of a bitch! What do you think I am! Eat the shit
With that, the woman spat on Wang pangzi's face. Then she walked away quickly.
Wang pangzi's angry eyes are a little red. Since he became the security captain, when has he been humiliated like this!
"Coquettish hoof! I've written down today's events for you. When you ask me next time, I'll see how I can deal with you to death! " Wang pangzi was cruel in his heart, and the coolness from his crotch immediately brought him to reality.
Han Fei has a gun! How can we do this!
Even if he sorted out a pile of black materials about him and sent them to the head office, the head office leaders fired him as expected, but what if he jumped out of the wall in a hurry!
There is such a fierce God with a gun thinking about himself. Even if he is expelled, he will not be able to sit in the position of security minister!
Wang pangzi has imagined countless possible scenes, but he can't get around Han Fei with a gun. It doesn't work at all unless he has the patience to let Han Fei never find himself.
Wang Pang's brain suddenly flashed, right! As long as he can't find himself! On the one hand, I want to avoid him. On the other hand, I can understand that I want him to stay where he can't get out all his life!
At the thought of this, Wang pangzi immediately lit up a glimmer of hope. Without thinking about it, he picked up his mobile phone and pressed a few buttons. After a while, the phone was connected.
"Hello, comrade police? I'd like to report it! I want to report someone who has a gun, the kind that can kill people, the kind that is thick, big, black and long! Yes, it's a man, comrade police. You misunderstood me. It's not the gun. No, I'm fine. Hello... Hello... "
When the phone hung up, Wang couldn't help swearing: "shit! You're fuckin 'sick! Your whole family is sick! "
Wang pangzi was comfortable with this, but then he was scared out in a cold sweat. He just had such a loud voice that he would not have been heard by those people in the security room, would he?
Wang pangzi carefully looked at the security room, there seems to be no exception, Wang pangzi this long sigh of relief.
This just a turn around, an old face almost close to his face together, Wang Pang's heart suddenly shrunk.
"My God! Ghosts Wang Pang ghost roared, and sat down on the Bush behind him. But a few stubborn branches were dissatisfied with Wang Pang's vulgar behavior and strongly protested against his chrysanthemum. Wang Pang's face turned green instantly!
"Captain Wang, on this hot day, how can you squat here? This habit is not very good, two steps to the side is the community toilet, you this... Yo, are anxious to pee pants? I understand. I don't think I saw it today. "
It was Li Bo, the chef, who spoke out. I don't know when he came to the back of Wang Pang. He didn't walk with a sound. He almost scared Wang pang to death.
Even in the current situation, Wang pangzi is still not feeling well. He vaguely feels that there is something hard with a small thorn. Even through his underwear and outer pants, he stubbornly gets into a certain place.
Try to shrink a little, that kind of acupuncture feeling let him pain tears almost fell down.
As for the direct hand to pull it out, now such an old dish Bangzi staring at himself, even if Wang pangzi has this heart, he can't lose this face!
This thought, Wang Pang's subconscious is about to stand up, just did not move, that's OK, this slight move, Wang Pang's whole body twitched, a center of gravity is not stable, the whole person completely fell on the Bush, the brave branch and indomitable forward a big step, Wang Pang's face suddenly green yellow!
Take a look at the innocent old dish Bangzi in front of him. Wang pangzi is so angry that he can't beat him. He wants to shoot the old dish Bangzi into the coffin box with a big ear!