Truffle is a natural fungus that grows mostly under pine trees and other trees. It is annual and can't be cultivated artificially. Its yield is rare. Therefore, Europeans put it among the world's three delicacies, caviar and foie gras.
But in Li NanFang's opinion, it is more precious than caviar and other things, especially rich in various trace elements. It has excellent effects on women's beauty and men's functions.
Today, the old man who came to the pine forest to pick mushrooms could find a truffle. This must be Li NanFang's good luck. Although it is suspected that he is eating it roasted, it does not affect its nutritional value at all.
Seeing Li Nanfang carefully put away the truffles, the old man flashed a touch of kindness in his eyes and couldn't help saying, "eat it. I've reserved two for your teacher's mother."
"There's a fourth, and I'll eat it."
"It's my luck to find these three. Why do you need four to eat? "
"How many women do you think we have now?"
"Three, your teacher's mother, my aunt, and Lao Xie's mother-in-law."
"Which of these three can you provoke?"
"To tell you the truth?"
"It's OK to lie, but I don't care."
"No one can cause trouble, whether it's telling the truth or lying. One is my wife, one is my elder and the other is a shrew. They're going to destroy me. I don't have any room for struggle. "
Speaking of this, the old man suddenly shivered and quickly took out the other two truffles from his arms and threw them to Li Nanfang.
"If I find this good thing, I'll eat it up and wipe it off myself. No one knows, then I'll get rid of it --"
Li Nanfang, who talked about it while walking, heard someone coldly say in the shadow of the mountain in front of me: "you'd better give me a try."
As soon as Li Nan Nan drew his mouth, he felt regret. He just bragged to the old man, but he didn't notice the man hiding in front of him. Although he was not a teacher's mother, he could only smile when he drew his mouth.
Aunt Xue Xinghan, who was known as one of the four best fighters in the contemporary era many years ago, was able to train Xie Qingshang, the April blood eagle in the December of Longteng, to be as clever as her grandson. There's no reason why she can't deal with Li Nanfang.
"Dare not, dare not, Aunt Xue, am I not joking?"
When a flashlight lights up from the front, Li Nanfang says something nice. He steps back a few steps and asks the old man to come out in a low voice. Otherwise, he will tell Xue Xinghan that she was scolded as a shrew just now.
"Just say that with my relationship with Lao Xie, she will believe your nonsense, but not my loyalty and kindness?"
The honest and kind-hearted man, the most handsome in the world, ignored Li NanFang's threat and sneered. Then he piled up a flattering smile, stepped forward quickly, reached out his hands to hold his daughter-in-law, and complained: "Xiaoqiao, you are not in good health, how can you come out? What do you have to worry about when the south is with me? "
My mother's surname is Yue, and my daughter's name is Xiaoqiao.
The teacher's mother laughed, and just about to say something, she suddenly reached out and twisted her husband's ear, and said in a low voice: "you let the blood on the South's face, that's what makes me feel at ease?"
The old man forgot to remind Li Nanfang to wipe off his nose blood. Now he was found by Xiaoqiao. He cried bitterly in his heart and cursed a little rabbit secretly, making him look shameful in front of his aunt and shrew. On the surface, he begged for mercy and swore that he would remind her Nanfang not to bump into a tree when walking.
The couple, who have been married for more than 20 years, are absolutely old husband and wife. Now they are courting like this. No one will laugh at them and they will be envied.
Especially the mother-in-law, think of her husband who died early, think of her daughter who didn't win, let her disgrace, heart sad, forced to smile, quietly retreated to the back.
Looking at Li NanFang's bloody face, Xue Xinghan put down his raised palm. He was rude and suspected of eating tofu. He took out a truffle from his pants pocket and grabbed his thigh: "son of a bitch, I'll settle with you tomorrow. Your task tonight is to make your mother-in-law happy. Otherwise, watch your skin
What can Li Nanfang do?
Only when Xue Xinghan agreed bitterly and swore for half a minute like an old man, could he release his hand, beat his fingers contentedly, turn around and walk away, just like a rascal. I don't know how Lao Xie survived these years.
"Come on, you come back with me. The washboard has grown thorns all these years. It needs to be polished by knees."
When she saw the most handsome man in the world, she could easily ignore other men, including her south. She twisted the old man's ear and went home to polish the washboard.
Li Nanfang is a little flattered. How can these people rest assured that he and his mother-in-law are alone in this barren mountain? Don't forget that she is a beautiful woman who can charm the dragon in the sky. Aren't you afraid that he will be influenced by the distant wolves and turn into a wolf?
The moon is very bright tonight. You can see Chang'e in it. It seems that you are taking a bath. There is a little rabbit squatting at your feet. Wu Gang is peeping out of the window, and he is not afraid of corns. Just when Li Nanfang looks up at the moon and looks askew at Chang'e fairy, he smells a delicious fragrance, and a hand caresses his cheek."Ma."
Li Nanfang sighed in his heart, looked down at his mother-in-law and forced a smile.
He knew that as long as his mother cried out, even if Yue Zitong was ugly, he would be married in his life, no matter what she had done to him or what he had done for her.
Suffered so much injustice, paid so much price, the result was a mother to offset, this kind of loss business, let Li Nanfang very some heartbreaking pain.
Compared with the mother-in-law who came to live in this paradise more than a month ago, her body and mind are more relaxed, and the light sadness between her eyebrows has gone away. Only the mature and extreme beauty of women is rippling with the night wind.
Especially in that pair of eyes, it seems that there is another kind of water vapor around, but there is no lust at all. But what she said made Li NanFang's heart jump: "if you can, you don't need to call me ma - yes, you can treat me as an accessory of Zitong, just like the maid who was married by an ancient lady."
Cold sweat, all of a sudden from Li Nanfang forehead, quickly back to break away from her hand, bow to think, kneel on one knee on the ground: "Mom, I didn't hear you."
His mother-in-law did not say anything more, so she looked at him with complex eyes and changeable looks.
For her daughter's happiness, she can sacrifice everything including her.
She didn't believe that her daughter would degenerate like that - but she couldn't help believing that the truth was always better than eloquence, which made her feel ashamed. If Xue Xinghan hadn't repeatedly dissuaded her, she would return to Qingshan today.
The mother-in-law is a traditional woman. Since she thinks her daughter has become Li NanFang's woman, she can never go out with other men.
She didn't blame Li Nanfang for leaving her daughter behind and running home, but after careful consideration, she made this bold decision - if Li Nanfang can take good care of her daughter and keep her innocent reputation, she can make a man's heart beat sacrifice.
Li Nanfang didn't dare to take it. His mother-in-law was sure and pleased. But for her daughter's sake, she said again after a long silence: "Nanfang, I know that you men have a special love for mother and daughter flowers. As long as you promise me to take good care of Zitong all my life, I can -- "
" Mom, I have never used this word to address anyone except you. "
Li Nanfang stood up, took his mother-in-law's arm and said seriously: "in the future, can you help us take care of our children? You can't think of him as dirty or mischievous. "
"Yes."
Mother in law laughed, white face, in the moonlight as sacred as Queen Mother: "but you can't dislike me, in taking care of him dirty, mischievous."
"But your daughter will."
"I don't care what she said about me. She was like that when she was a child. Didn't I raise her?"
"She'll blame me. You don't know her bad temper."
"It depends on your ability. Zitong's nature is the same as mine. She is gentle and gentle. Now she is unruly and willful. She is forced by real life."
"Yes? I don't see that. Then tell me what she did when she was a child, how old was she before she didn't wet the Kang - "
with the help of Li Nanfang, her mother-in-law came to the village after she finished the scandal of Yue Zitong's childhood.
Her Xin'an home is on the left side of her teacher's mother's home, separated by a fence.
"Now that I'm back, I'll have a few more days' rest at home and let the dead girl reflect on herself."
My mother-in-law glanced at some furtive shadows not far away, and said with a smile, "you have to rest early tonight - your teacher's mother is really cruel. How can you make your master kneel on the washboard?"
Li Nanfang looked up. He could see a figure kneeling on the curtain. He finally got angry: "hum, not only kneeling on the washboard, but also washing his mother's feet! Well, that's good. That's the most serious punishment! "
"Is it?"
Mother-in-law eyebrows pick, as if to think of something, smile, turned into the thatched house.
"It's better to kneel until dawn, ha ha!"
Li Nanfang laughed a few times on purpose. When he started barking wildly, the old man's voice came: "go away, go far away, or break your leg!"
"Your legs are going to be numb now, aren't they? Can you still get up? Ha
After a few sarcastic remarks, Li Nanfang turned around and ran before the old man jumped up and roared to rush out.
With the teacher's mother's scolding, the old man who had opened the door and rushed out, like a knot tied around his neck, was stunned by the rope and knelt down on the washboard again.
"It's wonderful to be afraid of a wife. Are you also fooled by silly girl - "
Li Nanfang ran to the shadow, raised his hand and hit erlengzi on the shoulder, then he was hugged by the other two people, overturned on the ground, and several dirty hands were trampled.
After finding the rock candy, he tied it to the stone and cheered to let it go. However, it caused the dissatisfaction of the residents nearby. A rude girl said in a loud voice: "son of a bitch, get rid of me. I cry and howl in the middle of the night, and I can't sleep any more?"In the roar, a black object came whizzing, hit heavily on the tied cheek, and knocked out a piece of rock candy he had just eaten.
But he didn't dare to fart. He bent down and fumbled for the rock candy. He turned around and was about to chase Li Nanfang and others who were about to run away. The woman yelled again: "clean my shoes and bring them back!"