If Li Nanfang is a woman who is Cruelly Abused and pushed back into the ancient pavilion on the top of the mountain in the wilderness, he will surely jump off the cliff when he wakes up.
Or you can untie your trouser waist and hang yourself on that crooked neck tree, so as to fulfill his fame and honor. In the way of death, you can make a great cry to this unfair world.
Give me back my innocence!
Unfortunately, he is not a woman. He is a man who has been pushed back by a woman.
It's very likely that the woman he saw last night after he was trapped in the illusion was actually a dead old woman with a hair of chicken skin and crane hair. She just puffed up her butt with the sole of her shoes and pretended to be plump to rape him, giving him the illusion of holding warm fragrant Nephrite.
But what's the point?
Respecting the old and loving the young is a fine tradition that has been handed down for thousands of years in China. Li Nanfang, holding a crooked neck tree in his hand, vomited a few mouthfuls of clean water at the bottom of the tree. He didn't care whether he was a dead old woman or not.
To be a man, one must be open-minded.
If only because of this, he would jump off the cliff and hang himself in search of death. That would make his teacher's mother, who had worked so hard to raise him, feel cold. After his death, she would cry, slap him in the face and scold him for being a fool.
Never let the teacher's mother cry. It's Li NanFang's poisonous oath.
Therefore, for the sake of vow and for the sake of his teacher's mother's no longer angry and crying, when Li Nanfang walked down the barren mountain with frivolous steps, he had already forgotten the matter of being pushed backward.
He is very busy.
He wants to devote all his limited life to the great cause that makes all the beautiful women's legs in the world tightly wrapped by Southern black silk. How can he be disheartened for this setback?
When things are done, brush your clothes and hide your merits and fame.
Farewell, Cambridge, oh, no, farewell, Guting, quietly I left, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeve and didn't take away a cloud - I started the car and waved to the ancient pavilion on the top of the mountain. Li Nanfang left a stream of exhaust gas and disappeared.
Ding Lingling, the mobile phone rings, and the car just drove onto the Beltway.
Li Nanfang took out his mobile phone, looked at it and scolded a few words. Dozens of them didn't answer the phone, some of them were little bitches, some of them were ye Xiaodao, but most of them were Bai linger's.
Being cared by so many people, no, because so many people didn't answer the phone, Li Nanfang had some sense of achievement, and the last trace of frustration that he was pushed backward disappeared.
"Bai ling'er must have been worried. However, I am entitled to be worried by her. After all, there are few men who are willing to help her in times of crisis. No matter how beautiful they are, no matter how gentle they are. "
With a snap of his fingers, Li Nanfang got through.
"Li Nanfang, why don't you answer my phone?"
As soon as the phone was put through, Bai ling'er's voice came, full of sincerity.
"I, I -"
Li NanFang's voice was hoarse and he said two words weakly, then he shut up.
Yes, he's pretending again.
Well.
But we can't blame him too much. After all, last night, he thought that he would be tortured to death. Now it's not easy to exchange his innocent body for a small life. Can't he pretend to be forced in front of Bai ling'er?
But Bai ling'er was frightened and cried out: "Li Nanfang, what's the matter with you? Tell me, where are you now? Why don't you answer the phone all the time, I can't lock your position! "
"I, i-ling'er, I will die in my own eyes. I still have unfulfilled wishes. "
Li Nanfang is very proud of the beauty in a red BMW. He dares to drive on the highway and make a phone call, right?
"You, you don't scare me."
Bai ling'er was completely fooled, and his voice trembled: "tell me, where are you now? I'm on the highway in the western suburbs. I've been looking for you for most of the night. "
"No, don't come to me. I, I have not insisted to see you. I still have unfulfilled wishes, not fulfilled. "
"What wish, you say, say!"
"I owe Chen Dali 800 yuan, but I haven't paid it back. In addition, the fire control procedures of Nanfang group have not been completed. Also, my party expenses -- "
" I'll pay for you! I'll do it for you! I'll do it for you
"I'm not a party member."
"Ah?"
"Forget about the party expenses. Well
Li Nanfang sighed and lowered his head to get the cigarette: "can I ask you something. Every year today, when you go to my grave, don't forget to bring good food and drink with me. It's better to be husband by husband. In that way, I won't be lonely when I'm under nine springs. "
"And burn you some paper money?"
Bai Ling er's voice, suddenly mixed with a little sneer.
With a click of cigarette, Li Nanfang shook his head and said, "that thing is OK. I'm used to frugality. I only spend thirty or fifty thousand a month when I'm alive, and I'll certainly be frugal after I die. It's better to keep the money for burning paper in my account and donate it in my name to poor children in mountainous areas, so that they can feel my deep love from another world - cough. "Bai Ling Er sneered and urged: "why don't you say it?"
"No more. Hehe, I just said that I'm used to frugality. It's good to save some phone bills. Let me tell you something. Now the communication company is too tricky. It takes a few hairs to make a phone call in the city. It's better to save money and leave it to poor children in mountainous areas to pay their tuition. "
Li Nan Nan chuckled and slid the car away slowly. He was so regretful that he just bent down to light a cigarette. Why didn't he see little tiger standing on the side of the road, looking at me and sneering?
Sure enough, don't pretend to be a man. You'll be struck by thunder if you pretend to be a man.
Fortunately, on this day, it was sunny, not like thunder.
After Li Nanfang opened the door and got off the bus, he looked up at the blue sky, which made him feel relieved.
Then, to Bai ling'er, who came with arms in both hands, he said in a righteous way: "officer Bai, I want to criticize you seriously! You are not allowed to park on the highway. As a police officer who upholds the dignity of the law, you break the law. Why kick me
"I'll kick you to death, pretender, kick you to death!"
After kicking Li NanFang's leg, Bai ling'er suddenly jumped into his arms, put his arms around his neck and lay on his shoulder. Big tears fell down and rolled on his neck.
It's very hot.
"There's no need to exaggerate, is there? Look, there are a lot of people on guard. "
Li Nan Nan subconsciously reaches out his hand, holds the girl's strong buttocks, and looks at more than a dozen policemen by the side of the road with a bitter smile.
Those policemen immediately turned around, handed out cigarettes and set fire, like we didn't see anything.
"What can we do if we guard people?"
Bai ling'er is a man who dares to love and hate. After seeing Li NanFang's face and mouth bruised and his neck bruised, he realized how dangerous he was last night.
When he came back alive after pushing the jar for her, it proved that he had solved the danger of being assassinated by his dead companion.
In a mood of agitation, police officer Bai, not to mention guarding more than a dozen colleagues, threw herself into her heart. Even if she was guarding millions of Qingshan people, she didn't care at all and regarded it as nothing.
When a man is willing to die for a girl, no matter how much a girl thanks him, it's not too much.
Although Li Nanfang didn't think of it, he would die for her.
But it turns out that if it wasn't for the ghost woman "Ai Cai" who tried to take him in, he would have become a corpse?
Who knows, nothing happened.
"It's not good to guard people. It's not that you don't know. I'm very thin skinned. "
Li Nanfang, who is very thin skinned, holds officer Bai's beautiful buttocks in one hand, but puts his other hand into the police uniform.
"Damn, that's a little too much."
After feeling the claw on his back and walking along his smooth back with goose bumps, officer Rao Shibai dared to love and hate, but he did not dare to let him do it here. He jumped down from him and pushed him away.
Face, Wuzi with big tears, glittering.
The beauty of pear blossom with rain is really charming.
After only one look, Li Nanfang felt ashamed. He felt that his action just now had desecrated the beauty of innocence.
However, if he was given another chance, he would still do so. At most, he said with a serious face afterwards: "yes, I think it's too much. Comrade Bai ling'er, for the sake of my thin skin, please forgive me for my poor right hand. "
With a chuckle, Bai ling'er raised his hand to caress his forehead and rolled his eyes: "Alas, Li Nanfang, I really can't understand who you are."
"I come from the South Gate with rosy clouds, holding two stainless steel --"
"OK, OK, I know that you are the immortal who comes to defend justice. People on earth know that, let alone say that."
He wiped his tears with his backhand, and Bai ling'er asked softly, "danger, relieved?"
"There should be no problem. However, there will be some sequelae. Don't worry. I'm from Nantianmen, with two stainless steel kitchen knives in my hand. I -- "
" thank you, Li Nanfang. "
"Yesterday, you already said thank you. As a matter of fact, I like the latter when it comes to giving you some favors, such as paying party dues for me. "
"I'll give you a stamp."
Bai ling'er said, stepping forward, standing on tiptoe and kissing him gently.
Li Nanfang, who had no feeling at all, was a little depressed: "come again."
"This is my first kiss."
"Today's?"
"Go away."
Bai ling'er turned around and quickly walked to the police car: "I have to go to the provincial department to report my work, so I won't accompany you first. I'll call you when I'm free. "
"Well, don't forget to charge for the phone, so that you can't stop because I'm in arrears when you call."
"I see, dead goods!"
Bai ling'er didn't look back. He raised his hand impatiently and snapped his fingers. He opened the door, got on the car, started the car, turned on the alarm lights, flashed and sounded the siren. He almost wiped Li NanFang's skirt and drove to the city.As the car passed by, Li Nanfang could see the white police officer's face covered with tears through the window.
This is a smart girl, guarding so many colleagues, desperate to hold Li Nanfang, after offering her first kiss - Li Nanfang seems not serious attitude, let her understand everything.
This is her first love.
It's just, it's too, too short.
Let her hard to accept, only with the fastest speed, in the most shrill siren, gallop away.
The other policemen didn't know what was going on. When they saw officer Bai suddenly driving at a high speed, they jumped into the car one after another and sounded the police siren, as if they were chasing down an S-class criminal. They drove past Li Nanfang one after another.
When every policeman passes by, he will reach out from the window and give him a thumbs up.
"You know what I mean."
After seeing the long string of police cars driving away, Li Nanfang murmured.
It's really not human's job to politely refuse a girl's confession.