Chapter 1117

I don't know when, Auricularia auricula is no longer a dish, good people have become synonymous with jerks.

So Li Nanfang admits that he is a good man.

If he is not a good man, how can he do so many headaches?

He felt that his mission in the world was not to save the world as he had imagined in his childhood, but to bring disaster to women.

All over the body are peach blossom debts.

When he was seven years old, because he was interested in the scenery under women's skirts, a little widow's skirt which was not a little widow at that time was set off in the street. As a result, he was slapped and his face was covered with blood.

When he was 13 years old, he went out for the first time. Under the guidance of his teacher and his mother, he went to Beijing and saw the prosperity of the international city. At the same time, his old illness recurred. As a ghost, he went to peep at his younger aunt taking a bath. As a result, he was beaten to death by the old man with a stick.

At the age of 16, he had the first woman in his life in the foreign bandit's den.

Or to put it simply, he gave his first free gift to a prostitute or a woman in her thirties, thus enjoying the benefits of women, which was beyond control.

Two years later, on the night of the unknown prostitute's death, he sneaked into Su yaqier's boudoir. Under the strong seduction of that little whore, he learned what a virgin is.

At the age of 20 - until the age of 23, Li's peach blossoms were in full bloom.

Yue Zitong, Jiang Muran, he LAN, Xiao Xin, long Chengcheng and others, just like the endless flow of the Yellow River, wave after wave, let him be proud and proud, and harvest the entanglement that makes him feel tired at present.

The more women, the more trouble.

The greater the responsibility.

Many sexy and beautiful beauties are not for nothing.

Li Nanfang has to pay the price.

Just like now.

Hua yeshen, Yue Zitong and He Lan Xiaoxin are all his women, both emotionally and physically.

But these women are divided into two distinct groups, let him live in them, swing left and right - no, it should be a dilemma.

He really loves Yue Zitong, Helan Xiaoxin and huayeshen.

It's just that no matter how great a person's ability is, there are several true love.

Who he loves more will hurt the other more.

He didn't know how things had become like this.

And the most important thing is that the women who tangled with him not only affected him personally.

And Jing Hongming, Hu Laoer, Xie Laosi, Qin Laoqi and others.

Those people represent the indispensable grey power in the world.

Originally, they are a clear, bastard wind in the world, rebellious and alone.

Black and white, both hope to make friends with them.

In the worst case, we should also seize their shortcomings and obtain value-added benefits from them.

However, all these birdmen have become excellent veterans. Over the years, those heavyweights in black and white have never really grasped their shortcomings and found opportunities to make friends with them.

They never seldom make friends with any heavyweight, and in black and white, no one has ever been paid attention to by them.

Everything they do and the principle they always adhere to is in the absolute interests of their motherland.

They are the most troublesome bastards in the world, but they love their motherland deeply.

He is willing to do anything for his motherland, including giving his life.

Therefore, they can be outstanding and proud in the world.

Let those who want to suppress them, make friends with them anyone, are helpless.

Now it's time for them to help Li Nanfang.

Almost all of them didn't consider why they should treat Li Nanfang well.

As if it was born to be like this, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat excrement, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, color stick loves beauty, drunkard just want to soak in the VAT to sleep.

Even Li Nanfang himself sometimes takes this issue seriously, and then comes up with the asshole logic that "Lao Tzu may be just like this". He shakes his head and doesn't think about it any more.

"Don't think about things you can't think about. Because sooner or later time will let you understand why those things happen

This is what his teacher's mother told Li Nanfang long ago. He never forgot it.

He still couldn't figure out what happened now.

I've figured it out again.

He couldn't figure out why Jing Hongming and others were so kind to him. He figured out what he was going to do next and would not have anything to do with them any more.

What Li Nanfang is determined to do is bound to be despised by the world.

He wants to step on two boats.

He will not give up the flower night God, will not let the aunt be beaten and stand by.

He didn't know whether it was right or wrong.But now that he has promised Helan Xiaoxin, he will do so.

Stepping on two boats is no less than dancing on the edge of a knife. If you are not careful, you will be killed.

He is fully prepared not to die, but he doesn't want Jing Hongming and others to be involved by him.

How can all those who "care" about him know that everything Li Nanfang has done since then is his own decision and has nothing to do with other people?

A reporter is absolutely the best person to convey a certain message to more people.

When he got down by the elevator, Li Nanfang was still thinking about whether to hold a press conference and shout out his own voice to the world: "what's the matter, come to Laozi alone!"

I was just about to doze off when someone sent me a pillow.

Li Nanfang thought she was so cute when she got up with a cute smile.

People always have a good feeling for lovely people, so when talking to her, I hope to face her face to face, not so far away, OK?

However, when xiaodaimeng reporter xizizi stood up, how could those people around her escape from the plague?

Xiaobai himself, also a little puzzled, looked down at Yufei and asked in a low voice: "Yuzu, what's wrong?"

Yu Fei didn't dare to tell her that Li Nanfang let you go to talk, it's convenient to slap you. I really want to say that Li Nanfang, who wanted to slap someone but didn't, would spread his pent up anger on him.

Yu Fei laughed awkwardly and urged in a low voice: "no, it's OK. You first, you go quickly, don't let Mr. Li wait for a long time

"Oh."

Xiaobai Meng nodded, holding a mobile phone from the cross knees of the people, the pace of light walked past.

Looking at Xiaobai's back, Yu Fei sighed: "Alas, poor Xiaobai, I hope you can really mature after this."

Don't know behind focus dozens of peer poor eyes of Xiaobai, soon came to Li Nanfang in front of.

Li Nanfang looks at her with ambiguous eyes -

at least, Xiaobai thinks so, and his heart swings: "he's really handsome, especially the frivolous and evil ideas at the tip of his eyebrows and corners of his eyes. It's no wonder that the proud women like Hua Zong, the master-in-law and miss Helan are all attracted by them. "

Just when Xiaobai was daydreaming, Li Nanfang, who had been standing with his hands on his back, leaned forward and put his head together.

Do you want to kiss me?

God, how can you do this?

Although I don't have a boyfriend, I still have so many people.

Xiaobai was a little confused. Subconsciously, he was about to step back. He just raised his foot, but he bumped into a leg.

Behind her, there are two sisters of Vice President Chen sitting on their knees.

Just as Xiaobai was about to step her foot elsewhere, Li NanFang's chin had reached over her left shoulder, almost touching her ear, and asked softly, "you know, when you raise your hand to stand up, why do those people around you want to get away?"

He didn't mean to kiss me.

Just to whisper to me.

Xiaobai then understood what Li Nanfang wanted to do. When he put down his heart, he felt inexplicable loss. He forced himself to smile and shake his head: "no, I don't know."

"They mistakenly think that now I'm in a mess because of those things, and I'm upset, and I'm looking for someone who has no price to pay as a vent. For example, I'll smack you a few big mouths. "

"Ah

Xiaobai suddenly woke up with a look of fear and turned to run.

But Li Nanfang grabbed her arm. With a little effort, she felt that she was caught by the vice and couldn't move any more: "now that you have come out, you don't want to escape any more."

When Li Nanfang said this, the evil spirit on his face was stronger.

Scared Xiaobai to cry.

She wanted to say, "please don't see eye to eye with me. I'm just an intern without any interview experience." but when she said it, it turned into: "don't, don't try too hard, OK? I've always been average. If you beat me even uglier, how can I get married in the future? "

Li Nanfang was stunned and then lost his smile.

This girl is really cute.

See him smile, Xiaobai also quickly flatter smile.

But now she was in a state of fear, and the smile was not just a smile, but a mouthful of white teeth, which was uglier than crying.

"Do you usually like to laugh?"

Li Nanfang finally drew his head back and stopped talking to Xiao Bai's ears.

Invisible pressure also immediately reduced, Xiaobai nodded: "I, I like to laugh. If you don't like it, I won't laugh any more. "

As long as don't be slapped by Li Nanfang in public, don't say that she won't laugh any more. Even if it makes her cry every day, she thinks it's worth it.Anyway, after today, she will never see Li Renzha again.

As for whether she cries or laughs every day - can't he stare at her all day?

"A girl who loves to laugh always has better luck."

Li Nanfang said with a smile: "your teeth are very white and neat, just like two rows of pearls. I've never seen such beautiful teeth before, so I think you're really beautiful. "

I'm beautiful?

Xiaobai was a little confused and could not help muttering to himself: "well, who is more beautiful, me and Huazong?"

This time it's Li NanFang's turn.

He didn't think that the single eyelid girl in front of him could be compared with Hua yeshen, who was known as the first beauty in Beijing many years ago.

Whether it's horizontal or vertical.

But he can't tell the truth to this cute girl, can he?

Only pretending to be embarrassed, staring at her for three seconds before seriously saying: "I feel like you two are almost the same."

Xiaobai's eyes were immediately electrified. When he opened his mouth and was about to say something, Li Nanfang was the first to say, "if you come to interview me, don't you have a professional interview instrument? For example, cameras, recording microphones and so on. "

"Yes, yes, I'll get it right away!"

Xiaobai realized that she came to Li Nanfang not to discuss who is more beautiful, but to interview him.

Looking at the girl who was flushed with excitement and turned to her companion in a hurry, Li Nanfang felt that the world was not as bad as he thought.