308 Facts

1. You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

2. What do you give an armless child for Christmas?

Nothing, he wouldn't be able to open it anyways.

3. You can't say that Hitler was bad through and through. He did kill Hitler, after all.

4. "You da bomb!"

"No, you da bomb!"

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In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

5. One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.