347 Bubba

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they

Sen for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.

The three men had always done everything together!!!!!

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the

Sheet Darryl said, "Yup. his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over,"

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click www.novelhall.com for visiting.

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he

brought Gary in to identify the body.

Gary looked at the body and said, " Yup he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over." the mortician rolled him over and Gary said, " No, it Ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, ' How can you tell?"

Gary said, " Well, Bubba had two AssHoles."

"What? He had two AssHoles?" asked the mortician.

Yup, I've never see 'em, but everyone knew he had two

AssHoles. Every time we went to town, folks would say, " Here

comes Bubba with them Two AssHoles