421 Man gives advice to his son on his wedding night.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said,

'These are too big, I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

'Ever since that night we never had any problems.' 'Hmmm, ' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on, ' She tries them on and said. ' These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, ' Exactly. I wear the pant in this family and I always will. I don't want you to

never forget that' Then Karen took her pants and handed them to Mike

She said, ' Here you try on mine.' He did and said, ' I can't get into your pants.' A then said, ' Exactly. And if you don't change your smart

a$$ attitude, you never will.'