One evening, after the honeymoon, Linda was was organizing
her law books. Her husband was standing nearby watching her.
After a long period of silence he finally speaks: "Linda, I've been
thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit
lawyering. You spend so much time in the courtroom. You could
probably get a good price for your books."
Linda gets this horrified look on her face.
Roy says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-husband."
"Ex-husband!" he shouts, chagrined. "I didn't know you were married before!!"
"I wasn't."