Chapter 82 - Short Story 1 - Big Black Bertha

Sitting on her chair with her hands on a small desk in a New York penthouse waiting for her boss was a big fat black lady with short black hair looking worried. She was worried because her boss told her that her big boss should be back anytime soon with his girlfriend Clara. Big Black Bertha who weighed over 1 ton and was injected with the improved super soldier formula of Captain America was afraid of her immediate boss Oswald, deathly afraid.

When they had originally met she was a Social Justice Warrior who believed in Feminism, she even dyed her hair pink and she was even fatter then. But one night of arguing with her current boss Oswald left her in the hospital deathly afraid of her boss. She even lost weight and changed her hair from pink to black. When they found her and took her to the hospital she was frothing from her mouth, they even thought she would die that night. But it was a miracle the doctors told her, her boss Oswald came to visit her and started talking to her in her room. In less than 5 hours she woke up, jumped up from her bed and ran away from the hospital and Oswald. She survived.

And to stop Oswald her boss from ever talking to her again, she only said only one sentence, "Yes", and she agreed with anything her boss Oswald said just in the hope to keep her boss quiet. Big Black Bertha's unnatural fear of Oswald was so bad when she heard the voice of Oswald whether from the telephone or from a recording would jump up immediately and say, "Yes !". It was this way she had survived being the personal ȧssistant to Oswald these last few weeks. And Butch played plenty of pranks on her using Oswald's voice in a recorder.

As to why she was so worried that her big boss Ray was coming back was the fact that she was afraid Ray would be angry with her. After all these last few weeks she had been shuttled around together with her boss Oswald and Butch to be Bakuto's bodyguards. Then they had become Wilson Fisk's bodyguards afterwards. Now they were back to being Ray's bodyguards. She didn't want Ray to be angry with her, if Ray was angry with her then Oswald would be angry with her. If Oswald was angry then he would start talking to her. If that happened she had prepared a vibranium knife to slit her own throat, she could not take another conversation with Oswald.

Soon Big Black Bertha heard screams of a grown man, the muscular Butch was thrown out of Ray's room. And a beautiful lady with a sword came out. That lady was Clara.

"Clara what's wrong ?", Oswald came out of his room only to see Clara.

Butch was hiding under the sofa shouting, "Calm down Clara ! Calm down !".

"I had such a wonderful trip with Ray but when I got home. Butch was in my room.", Clara said as she grasped the sword.

"It's Ray's room... it's Ray's room...", Butch said as he shook in fear hiding behind the sofa.

"It's mine and Ray's room !", Clara said as he glared at Butch and Oswald.

Big Black Bertha seeing her boss threatened rushed over to Clara but Clara using just one hand grasped Bertha's thick neck and lifted her up. Clara was choking Big Black Bertha to death !

"Clara let Bertha go. She did not know that you are one of us. Please let her go.", Oswald said pleadingly.

"Let her go Clara !", Ray shouted out in manly voice as he appeared from his room.

Clara dropped Bertha immediately and looked like a school girl in love while grasping Ray's arm.

"Why is she so strong ? I thought you told us she no longer had the cursed Muramasa sword ?", Butch asked exasperated.

"Sigh... unfortunately Clara picked up the sword of jealousy when we were vacationing. It's even worse than the Muramasa sword and it's even more powerful.", Ray said sadly as Clara was stroking Ray's ċhėst seductively.

"What's the sword of jealousy ?", Big Black Bertha asked while laying on the ground gasping for breath.

"It's a cursed sword that can only be used by the most jealous woman in the universe. It channels all the jealousy in existence into the sword and then empowers the user with an almost infinite amount of power. It also makes the user extremely jealous.", Ray said sadly.