Chapter 653

"Mimi, you are a child. Don't mind the adult's business." See Irene embarrassed, Yi and Xia quickly stop Mimi, don't let her talk.

Mimi put down the tableware, arms ring chest staring at her: "Mommy, do you know the formula of male infidelity?"

Yi again summer tiny sweat: "don't know." Now she doesn't even know what strange ideas are in her daughter's little head.

"It was invented by Nini, a mathematical genius in our class. After watching the film" the formula of true love for women ", she got inspiration and invented the formula of male infidelity. As long as the men's height, weight, appearance, assets, occupation and hormone levels according to age are substituted into this formula, their infidelity rate can be calculated. We are also going to build a website to promote this formula, so that all wives can test their husband's cheating rate, so that they can prepare for a rainy day. "

Yi Youxia seems to be listening to the Arabian Nights. The world of gifted children is really beyond ordinary people's understanding. Although she used to be a beautiful girl with excellent intelligence, she belongs to the type of polarization, with superior intelligence in her left brain and superior intelligence in her right brain

"Does this formula work?"

"We've tried and accurately calculated the two men with the highest infidelity rate in Longcheng." Mimi said slowly, "the number one is godfather, and the number two is daddy. Godfather has 10% more cheating rate than daddy in his career."

Rong Zhenye choked, a little laughing and crying, "baby, just with my conclusion, your formula has been overturned." His cheating rate is zero percent!

"Daddy, there is no room for sophistry in front of science." Mimi reaches out her little hand and pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. She knows that Daddy can't accept this conclusion for a while, but the fact is better than eloquence!

Yi and Xia proved for her husband: "Mimi, your father's cheating rate is zero, so you don't have to worry about small three and small four, our family will never have small three and small four." Unless your father wants to play Plato and engage in spiritual love, he can only be a monk for the rest of his life. If he dares to cheat, she will never forgive him. She will never touch her finger again.

Irene was very upset when she heard Yi Youxia's absolute words. My cousin is too confident. Even if she has a good condition, they will get bored after a long time together. After all, men want to go out for a taste, not to mention the excellent and perfect man like my cousin. How can there be only one woman around?

She picked up her glass and took a sip of red wine: "it's said that marriage has a seven-year itch. Are you not afraid, cousin?"

"I'm not afraid. We itch every now and then. After itching for a long time, we get used to it." Yi Xia shrugs again. The cold war between her and Rong Zhenye is not over yet.

Rong Zhenye took advantage of the situation to embrace her shoulder, raised the corner of the mouth to smile slightly: "occasionally noisy, can also increase feelings."

Yi again summer very want to white him one eye, but in public even, give him some face, after all, he is the great devil.

Mimi is hiding her mouth and laughing. Daddy likes to show his love to mommy in a low-key way.

Irene looks at them and shows a fake smile. She doesn't believe it. Rong Zhenye has only Yi Youxia. Qin Xuelu said that his lover outside a pile, can't be made up, cheat her. It's popular among the upper class in Longcheng that the colored flags are flying outside, but the red flag doesn't fall at home. It's estimated that Rong Zhenye is the same. It's Yi Youxia who doesn't know.

"There are always a lot of admirers and cousins around excellent men. How do you deal with such women?" She asked deliberately.

"Your cousin has always been untouched. I don't need to waste time on this kind of thing at all." Yi Xia smiles again.

"You just believe him. What if he builds a little golden nest outside and raises canaries?" Eileen said with a smile, how she hopes to be Rong Zhenye's canary. Even if she has to hide in the ground all her life, she doesn't care, as long as she can enjoy his love.

Yi Xia sips a sip of wine and puts his snow-white paw on Rong Zhenye's shoulder. "I've tricked him. Even if he wants to keep it, he can only keep men, but not women."

"Why?" Irene was confused.

"The secret." Yi and Xia smile, full of mystery. Rong Zhenye grabs her slender waist and pecks at her red lips. "There's no solution to this evil. I can only be grasped by you."

Mimi looked at them, a little dazzled look from the big eyes quietly floating, Mommy will be under the spell? It's a lie, isn't it?

Irene doesn't believe it at all. She's been through Baidu. She's in fantasy novels. It's impossible in the real world. Yi Youxia is just trying to show how much Rong Zhenye loves her and how loyal she is.

She won't be scared by her. She just likes Rong Zhenye and wants to get him. What she pursues is pure love and romance. She won't break up their marriage, so Yi Youxia has no reason to stop her.

In their speech, Doudou and Ranran have been eating their own food. Ranran has always been unable to understand his sister's wonderful stories, so he never speaks.Doudou doesn't want to talk, but adults are in trouble. One lid is matched with one pot, and one radish squats in one pit. God has clearly arranged it, but they have to make trouble. One pot has to occupy several lids, and several radishes have to fight for one pit. These guys who violate the laws of nature will surely not come to a good end.

After eating a piece of sea cucumber, Rong Zhenye turns his eyes to Mrs. rose, "aunt, you are still young, haven't you ever thought of finding yourself another companion?"

"I'm good on my own. I'm used to it." Lady Rose gave a gentle smile.

Irene put her arm around her shoulder. "Mom, it's time for you to think about yourself. You've been alone for so many years. You're so lonely."

Madame rose dropped her head. For so many years, she was thinking of a vague figure in her dream. Since that night, the shadow has been clear, but the person she can't and shouldn't miss, she is more and more confused, and more and more afraid, how can she miss her brother-in-law?

And that night, when they mingled with each other, she didn't exclude them at all. She even had a very familiar and warm feeling, just like they had loved each other many years ago.

God, she's just crazy.

She lifted her hair: "I'm so old, it doesn't matter, but it's you. It's really time to find someone to be serious."

"Mom, don't worry about my business. I have my own sense of propriety." Irene Nuo mouth, like her mother so conservative people will not support her love, so she can not tell her mind.

Mrs. rose sighed. Irene didn't like her interfering in her private life, so she could only ask about her affairs and couldn't care too much.

Mimi snorted in her heart. Her cousin has a secret love for her father. She will stare at her with both eyes and won't let her succeed.

The next day is the weekend. Yi Youxia is a rose lady in Rongfu. She teaches her "yujimoxiang".

Rong Chengyun ate a piece and nodded, "I really miss the taste. Your mom hasn't done it for a long time."

"If you like it, I can cook it for you every day." Ouyang huaixuan said with a faint smile, "in the past, huailei wanted to imitate me in everything. She forced herself to eat what she didn't like. She forced herself to like what she didn't like. I still remember that she learned this Yuji jasmine for three months and scalded ten fingers. "

Rong Chengyun gives her a glance. It is because Ouyang huailei is imitating huaixuan everywhere that he often confuses them.

Yi Xia bit a small snack again, smile slightly: "in fact, no matter how similar a pair of twins are, there is a person who will never confuse them."

"It's their mommy, isn't it?" Mimi turned to look at her.

"Yes, a mother will never get her child wrong." Yi Xia nodded again.

Ouyang huaixuan took up the cup and blocked her slightly twitching mouth by the edge of the cup.

Rong Chengyun's eyes deepened slightly. He remembered that old lady Liu always confused Ouyang huaixuan's sisters when she met them. Was it because she was suffering from Alzheimer's disease and was already delirious?

As he thought about it, Ouyang huaixuan sighed, "mother can't make a mistake because she brought up her children from childhood and understood their habits. If she hasn't seen her for more than ten years, she will make a mistake too."

Hearing this, Rong Chengyun put down his doubts for the time being. Huaixuan was taken to the United States by her father when she was very young. Huailei passed when she was in her teens. Mrs. Liu may not know them very well. In addition, she suffered from Alzheimer's disease. It's normal to make a mistake.

Mi Mi ate as like as two peas and a little snack, "I'm just a dragon and Phoenix, and not twins. Two people are alike, they are not funny at all. They are always foolishly confused. There is often news on the Internet that the husband has mistaken the twin sister, or the wife has mistaken the twin brother. "

"there are as like as two peas in the world, and two people will be different if they are two, so long as they are careful enough to identify them." Doudou said solemnly, "even if grandma and aunt change into the same clothes and hairstyle, I can quickly distinguish them."

"Oh?" Yi again summer tiny smile, caressed to caress his head, "how do you distinguish?"

"Eyes, aunt's eyes are warm, grandma's eyes are icy." Doudou said slowly.

Ouyang huaixuan stares at him secretly. These two kids, just like Yi Youxia, will only make trouble for her.

Rong Chengyun looked at his little grandson and said, "you are so young, you have bright eyes."

"I think it's genetic." Doudou raised a beautiful little mouth, "my grandfather, grandfather and Daddy have bright eyes. Of course, I will have them too."

Rong Chengyun laughs. The villain and his son were really carved in the same mold when they were young.

Qin Xuelu just came down from the upstairs. Hearing what they said, she sighed: "Doudou, you are influenced by your mother too much. Grandma loves you very much." This remark is obviously accusing Yi and Xia of bringing bad children.