Every day is usually just another day to me. As a guy who was used to living on my own, having an elven little girl and a sexy Irish lady living in my apartment is pretty mind blowing. I woke up this morning to Jelia wearing a black goth lolita dress with her neck length silver hair, and playing Gods and Mortals, the mmo Vale and I designed her loli elf healer in. The girls army was following her around in game, and squealing in excitement with her every word.
I walked behind Yvette, and kissed her on her neck. She giggled and turned around kissing me on the lips. Gently shoving me back, she told me to sit at the table and brought me over a giant plate of my favorite eggs benedict. I cried tears of joy, as I plowed through the plate like a starved kid. Once I finished my plate of food, I got up and walked over to Jelia to see how she was doing in the game.
After walking over I heard Jelia speaking in clear English. "Thanks everyone for helping me play this super awesome game! I so, so love you everyone! Let's conquer the Fort of Geldiro!" Everyone cheered loudly, and stormed the fort with Jelia. Her army grew to over 2,000 people over night, and I'm sure that it'll rapidly multiply over time. After all, she's a cute little loli playing an mmo. Cuteness is justice!!
Yeah I'm totally supporting the girl, and her love for gaming. Just imagine if these people knew that she's a loli elf? They'd probably weep tears of joy, and beg her to stream her game play. Honestly, I can see the girl streaming in the very near future. I need to find a way to hide her ears, maybe get her to wear headphones while she streams. Yeah that'll do it. Once I'd come up with a fail safe plan, I sighed in relief.
As I was sitting there with the little loli, Karen arrived and talked with Yvette. "Hey girl, it's your day off, so you have to go with me to go shopping today! We'll pick up some furry head phones for Jelia while we're at it to hide her ears. I gave a thumbs up in response to Karen's suggestion, and she raised her eyebrows at me. "Perv step away from the loli. I know you rescued her from the woods, but you actually showed her mmos! An innocent little girl is playing online games with thousands of perverts! Way to go asshole!" Jelia looked at me curiously, and asked in her innocent and angelic bell like voice, "What's an asshole?". I felt my jaw drop, and stupid Karen hit me on the head for some reason. She's the one who said it! Damn women!
As I listened to Karen complain, and Yvette looked at me with confusion and surprise in her eyes, the front door opened and my savior Vale arrived. Walking over to where I was sitting with Jelia, Vale looked at me and said, "Bro she's actually playing the game again? You should restrict her play time, or she'll become addicted." I sighed and slapped Vale upside the head, and he looked at me in anger and disbelief. "What the hell man?! Why'd you hit me?!" I looked at Vale again and shook my head before getting up and walking outside. Slamming my door behind me, I crouched down and sat on the steps outside of my apartment door.
After sitting alone for a few minutes, I got up and got into my car. I'm craving some chinese food right now, so I'm going to go eat the brunch buffet since I'm still a little hungry. Karen kind of interrupted my breakfast time, and then Vale showed up out of the blue too. Sometimes, we just need our alone time...