Stink loser?

Loser, or stinky?

Qi Zixiao is not a little white who has just arrived at the earth. In addition, he has learned to surf the Internet and has a mobile phone around him. Is it still a simple matter to use these internet terms?

Lousy It's even more unbearable than a dead fat house!

Qi Zixiao was not happy.

Although this guy is not good-looking, he can deceive people, but he doesn't find any advantages. Anyway, he is tied to his virgin. Why do you scold him?

If you scold him, isn't that just cursing the virgin?

Without expression, she reached out and took out the key. With a slight press, the light of the car lights up

“!???”

In a flash, the girl who scolded Qi Zixiao as a lousy loser was totally stupid. First, she looked at the key in her hand, then at the car, and then at the clothes she was wearing. She wanted to vomit blood!

The heart is more in a frenzy.

You said that you are obviously a local tyrant. Why do you wear such a low profile?!

Don't you know that it's low-key for the rich to wear T-shirts and shorts, while it's just lousy for the poor?

At that moment, the girl was very embarrassed, her face changed one after another, like a rainbow.

"That I'm sorry, I didn't mean you. I mean that, that... "

Qi Zixiao laughed.

Not me?

I know you scolded that guy.

But the key now is the virgin!

She still did not speak, just watched quietly.

On the other hand, another girl responded and said, "Xiao Yan, how can you talk like that?"

"We used to borrow someone's car to take photos. I'm sorry."

"Yes I'm sorry. "

"Xiaoyan" can be regarded as having found the steps, and even said sorry.

"It doesn't matter."

Qi Zixiao responded lightly.

"Really?"

Xiaoyan showed a look of excitement.

Qi Zixiao:

Fake ~

she opened the door and sat on it: "go for a ride?"

"Can you really?"

The two girls were excited, especially Xiao Yan. They were so happy! She was originally a "monetarist". As a result, she offended the young local tyrant when she opened her mouth. Don't regret it.

But now, local tyrants even invite themselves to go for a ride?

This happiness also comes too suddenly?!

"Sorry, not you."

However, Qi Zixiao did not look at Xiaoyan at all, but said to the woman beside her: "beautiful lady, can you go for a ride with me?"

She bit the word "beautiful" very hard.

Xiao Yan's face suddenly changed, a group of ugly

In fact, from the face point of view, Xiaoyan is actually more beautiful, but the other side does not invite himself, but also said beautiful?

"This..."

Xiaoyan's best friend was a little embarrassed: "not so good?"

"You don't want to?"

"No So, Xiaoyan, you can go back by yourself? I Go for a ride

Xiao Yan:.... "

"Chunchun, you!"

"He must have been unkind. Don't go. We are the best girlfriends, aren't we?"

Xiao Yan is anxious and angry.

By what?

Why can't you go for a ride with him, but invite Chunchun and say Chunchun is beautiful?

Is it just because you said a stupid loser?

She can accept Qi Zixiao's anger or scold them, but she can't accept it. Qi Zixiao invites her best friend Chunchun instead of herself!

"A good girl..."

Chunchun had already opened the co pilot's door, climbed up and patted himself on the chest: "but, I haven't been in a big g before."

"Just let me sit down once. Besides, I believe my brother is so handsome, he is not a bad man, is he?"

Then, she aligned Zixiao blushed: "brother, people believe you very much, where you want to go for a ride, people will accompany you."

Xiaoyan was confused: "what a surprise

What the hell?

For a long time, she felt that she was a money worshiper, and she always wanted to marry into a rich family.

To this end, she has already practiced deep in her mind.

But at the moment, it seems that she suddenly found that her mind is deep in a ghost?!

What's your best friend Chunchun is the real schemer, OK?!

This is clearly crazy step on their own, do not even say that she "let the king pick" ah!

How unreasonable!?

Xiaoyan is completely angry.Such as her kind of person, has a very typical psychology, that is, they will never let their friends get what they get!

Especially my best friend!

On weekdays, it is said that they are good friends. But if one day, they meet the local tyrant at the same time, and they are not liked by them. On the contrary, it is the girlfriends who may be good friends with him?

Absolutely not allowed!

Jealousy explodes in an instant!

"Chunchun, what are you doing?"

"Do you think a big G is a good man? Do you think that if you sleep with him, he will really treat you? "

"Don't be silly, mother. Who haven't I met? These rich people are very treacherous. Even if they get on you, they will just kick them off in the end! "

"Don't be silly. You're not a money worshiper. You don't understand these routines at all, or you'll suffer losses!"

"Get out of the car, let's go back together..."

However

But Chunchun blinked innocently: "won't it?"

She covered her mouth and looked surprised: "brother, are you the kind of person Xiaoyan said?"

Pretend!

Keep loading!

Qi Zixiao sneered in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: "do you see me like it?"

"I don't think you are, and certainly not."

Chunchun laughed: "Xiaoyan, you'd better go back first. I'll come back for a ride. My brother is not a bad man, really."

Xiao Yan:.... "

My NIMA?!

Boom!!!

What else does she want to say, but Qi Zixiao has already started the car.

"Excuse me. We're going for a ride."

Qi Zixiao spoke faintly.

Xiao Yan:.... "

At this time, of course, she did not dare to offend Qi Zixiao, but she said angrily, "Chunchun, we are still not good friends?"

"Do you believe him and not me?"

"Come down!"

"Otherwise my best friend will not have to do it!"

"How can you do this?"

Chunchun's acting skills are first-class. Tears come down directly. She looks very weak and helpless: "Xiaoyan, I always thought we were the best friends. Why don't you believe me?"

"I just didn't sit in a big G and wanted to have a try."

"But you want to cut off my best friend for this?"

"I'm wrong about you!"

"Brother, let's go! I don't want to see her any more

Qi Zixiao:

Although her expression did not change, but at the moment, the heart, is amazing!

"I've seen what a scheming woman and a green tea lady are. Every action, every expression and every" line "are full of ingenuity

"I admire you

"I really admire it!"

"There is no aura on the earth. People can't practice it. Individual force is simply unbearable, but this is a trick It's amazing to me

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiaoyan was also stunned.

What's a trick?!

This is a special skill!

In vain, I think that my best friend is a white lotus flower. The reason why I stay with her is because she is not as good as herself, her figure is not as good as her own, and her mind is even worse than her own

With in the side, not just can set off their own?

It turns out that How many times more than her own????

In particular, the performance of Chunchun has always been that kind of super white lotus, which makes Xiaoyan feel cold

It's horrible!

Hum

The vehicle starts.

Slow down.

Xiao Yan reacted and cried out in tears: "I want to break up with you

"Break up, break up. You're a friend. I'm Wuwuwu... " Chunchun's voice is weak and weak, with a cry.

After hearing this, Xiaoyan almost burst her lungs!

"It's a woman's watch that's so intriguing...."

"I'm so angry, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

She left, full of anger.

……

On the other side, I turned a few street corners and walked into a small country road

Spring tears did not dry, the way: "brother, I do not have a good friend, sobbing."

Qi Zixiao:

Seeing that Qi Zixiao couldn't be moved by pretending to be pitiful, Chunchun cried and cried, so she stopped crying. Her red eyes asked, "cough, where are you going to take me?"

"Why can't you see people here?"

"You should not..."

"However, people will be shy. They can't be here..."

"But it's hot. I'll drag my coat."At the next moment, Chunchun took off his coat, leaving only a small open navel vest.

Qi Zixiao

What the hell!?

Can't the woman take off her clothes when she gets on the bus?

Qi purple heart make complaints about Tucao.

Why do I drive here?

Of course, there is no traffic police on the country road!!!

……

But Qi Zixiao is not a fool, know Chunchun's idea, and at the same time, she suddenly has a strange idea ~!

Well, with women What would it feel like?

Qi Zixiao suddenly has an impulse to explore.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nausea, even vomiting.

“……”

"Get out of the car!"

"Ah?"

"Here it is?"

Chunchun was stunned and half bit his lips: "if you really want to It's better to be in the car. If you get off, you can't

“……!!!”

I feel more sick.

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes and said, "I'll let you off!"

"Well, since my brother insists on it..."

Chunchun got off the bus.

And then

Bang!

With the door closed, Qi Zixiao stepped on the accelerator, and the vehicle left.

Chun Chun

She was silly, and then, with a gloomy face.

Now, where does she not understand?

I was clearly used to retaliate against my "good friend.".

And now, the two have succeeded in changing from girlfriends to "enemies"!

……

"I'm sick to death."

At home, after stopping the bus, Qi Zixiao patted his chest.

"Oh? Disgusting? "

But at this time, Zhou Na came out of nowhere and said with a smile: "I said that there is a big G here. It turns out that you bought a big G to bubble my little sister?"

"But why did you come back so soon? It would not... "

Qi Zixiao was stunned and couldn't argue with him