Chapter 582 - I'll Give You Something To Cry About

(Diao Chan POV)

After making sure Cai Hong and I were safe and unharmed, Master gave each of us a pat on our heads, told us to be careful before returning back to where He had came from.

The rule about Master not being the one to harvest the materials needed for His potion was still in effect so we would still have to get the tears from this overgrown lizard ourselves.

Master had specifically told us, "Just get the tears and go. If this overgrown lizard tries anything funny again, call me and I'll knock it out again."

I would've preferred if Master used something else to knock my deepest parts instead but I decided to refrain from asking that for now.

"Bai bai, Papa!" Cai Hong waved as Master's figure disappeared into the sky.

It might sound a little arrogant but… We actually didn't need Master's help with this overgrown lizard, not that I would ever complain about being given the opportunity to bask in Master's presence in any way.

Seeing Master appear and knock out that dragon really got my lady parts tingling~

But in all honesty, this lizard is just a harmless puppy in front of Cai Hong's dragon form and my annihilation Spells would have definitely wrecked him anyway so we weren't in danger in any way.

My heart still skipped when I knew Master was worried about us though.

Haaaa~ Master can tie me up whenever you want, you know? I'm happy to stay by your feet too! Feel free to pull me over your l.a.p and spank me like the naughty girl I am!

Ahem… I shouldn't be distracted now, the pet play fantasies can come later tonight.

"That was… Our Goddess…"

"Divine… Absolutely Divine…"

"What do we have to do for her to step on us?"

"Is it too much to want Her to whip us?"

I turned and smiled at our new converts, "Kukuku~ All of you indeed have potential! Here is the Holy Scripture of Master's Church! Everyone gets one! Be sure to read it properly and remember the words inside them as devout devotees of Master!"

All of them received the Scriptures reverently, as they should.

Good, good. They have very good potential. Maybe I can set them up as my own branch in Master's Church and train them personally? Mmm~~ That sounds like a wonderful idea!

Cai Hong skipped up to the still unconscious dragon, slapping it across the snout a few times with her palm.

"Hello? Noisy uncle? Can you cry, pwease? Or else Papa will come beat you again."

Hmm? I thought of just going to lift the lizard's eyelid and collecting its tears that way, but I guess Cai Hong wants him to literally cry to get his tears. I guess she must be quite pissed with it.

The dragon shook and its eyes slowly opened, looking visibly confused.

"What… My head… What happened?"

Cai Hong slapped its snout again, "Muuu! Stop wasting time and cry pwease. Cai Hong wants to go back and cuddle with Papa already."

"Ghk… What is this… Something knocked me out? ME?! I'm a GOD! Who dares?!"

"Buu buu… Noisy uncle is stupid too…"

The dragon turned its glare back down to Cai Hong, "You impudent youngling! You did something to me, didn't you?!"

Cai Hong pouted again before her body started to glow.

The light expanded quickly, forcing all of us to cover her eyes until she was standing in front of us in her full dragon form.

She was still at least half the size of the overgrown lizard, but I even with the size difference, we could tell who had more power from the pressure Cai Hong was exuding.

The fake god only had time to gasp out a 'what?' before Cai Hong smashed her fist on top of his head, smashing him back into the ground.

Cai Hong then reared her leg back before kicking the downed dragon in the head again, sending him crashing into the half collapsed mountain which further destroyed it.

Not satisfied yet, she leapt in front of the dragon and pummeled the dragon's face a few more times, each punch sending shockwaves throughout the mountain and creating another crater, before finally stepping away.

Even in his battered state, the fake god quickly pressed his head on the ground, prostrating himself.

"Th… Th… This one apologizes… F… For… His impudence!"

Cai Hong looked down at him with the dignity of a god, "A mere ancient dragon who obtained a little bit of divinity, thinks himself a god?"

"Th… Th… This one… Do… Doesn't… Dare!"

"And you even dared to b.a.r.e your fangs at me. Are you perhaps seeking death?"

"This one... Deeply regrets... His actions!"

Cai Hong brought up a paw and stepped on his head, "You even got Father involved too… That is the greatest sin, you know?"

The overgrown lizard started sputtering, "F… F… Father?"

There was a loud crash as Cai Hong pressed his head deeper into the ground with her leg, making the crater even bigger.

"Do not speak of Him so impudently, you are not worthy."

"Ghhhk… My… My sincerest... Apologies…"

Cai Hong used her talons to pick him up to face her, "Now, as we said before, we need your tears for Father. So be honored that your miserable existence actually has some value in it."

"Th… Th… Thank you very much!"

A smile graced Cai Hong's face, "With that said, I shall be doing my best to make you cry now."

"E… Eh?"

Cai Hong immediately began pummeling the overgrown lizard again, inflicting as much pain as she could on the stupid lizard to make him cry out his tears.

The girls behind me started to get noisy again.

"A… Amazing…"

"For Dragon King Asphart to become like this..."

"The Scriptures… She must be High Priestess Cai Hong! Adopted daughter of our most glorious God!"

Oh?

I turned back to see who had spoken, realising it was the woman that I had first spoken to back in that hall.

"What's your name?" I asked with a smile.

"Ah! For High Priestess Diao Chan to take notice of this unworthy one! This unworthy one is named Aida!"

"Kukuku~ Aida, yes? I will remember you. You have a very bright future ahead of you. Now stand up and bend over so I can reward you with a spank."

"Ahhh~ For High Priestess Diao Chan to spank me, it is my honor! Thank you very much!!"

Mmhmm, that is a very good response! The other girls are also looking at her in envy and several of them immediately went back to studying the Scriptures seriously.

This is absolutely perfect! I will definitely thoroughly train all of them to serve Master with their heart, soul and body! Master would have an entire group of willing worshippers that await His spankings!

Ehehehe~ I can't wait for Master to punish us!

While I oversaw our new group of devouts studying the Scriptures seriously, Cai Hong was still kicking around the fake god in the background.

Kukuku~ This trip was definitely a very rewarding one~