Chapter 23

"It has nothing to do with you..." Wu Min Jun pointed to the wine and changed the subject. "Are you still drinking?"

Me: "...not drinking."

"Oh." Wu Min Jun did not care about the wine, he took another gulp and then closed it.

I was still looking at him with a complex look.

Wu Min Jun pretended that nothing happened.

I opened my mouth again: "You..."

Wu Min Jun suddenly said: "Since our bodies have switched back, we have no more need to get married. After we leave here, the marriage will be canceled. I will not hurt you and the previous agreement will remain. Go back to Dongyuan."

"I..."

"Don't thank me too much, I have always been very kind."

"you..."

"Not drinking? I'm going to put it back."

"..."

Forget it, I won't ask.

I rolled my eyes at him, sitting on the bed hugging my knees, and looking at him.

Wu Min Jun really went to put the wine back, and then sat down next to me.

"..." I continued to look around and turned to him.

"There's nothing to do..."

Wujunjun looked at me. "Yun Jiao, what will you do after you return to Dongyuan?"

"It has nothing to do with you." I coldly answered.

"Oh, nothing to do with me? forget it then, you won't go back to Dongyuan, stay in Xiyuan as a hostage and live here." Wu Min Jun said lazily.

"..."

I am bored so,: "I don't know... go to find Tianwei, oh no, Wu Hao."

"Looking for him?" Wu Min Jun yelled at me, "Why?"

"To marry him."

"..."

"But Dongyuan and Beiyuan are now counted as enemy countries. So I can only secretly go to Beiyuan, knock him out, and then kidnap him to Dongyuan to be my consort." I rubbed my chin and thought about it, suddenly feeling like life is still worth looking forward to.

Wu Min Jun: "...ok. When you get married, please remember me."

I was a little surprised: "Won't you be busy? how can you come?"

Wu Min Jun looked at me contemptuously: "I certainly won't go, but you can ask me just to show how popular I am. I can't come given how high my status is."

"..." moron...

I couldn't help but ask him: "What about you? Who are you going to marry? Would you like to call Princess Shengan back?"

Wu Min Jun thought for a moment, and then looked at my eyes eagerly waiting for an answer, then he uttered four words: "None of your business..."

"..."

I was annoyed: "I just told you everything! You are too mean!"

Wu Min Jun said quietly: "We have nothing to do with..."

I interrupted him: "For so long, I have always treated you as a sister!"

"..." -_-)'

Wu Min Jun looked at me silently, and I corrected: "Good... good brother..."

"I don't know, I won't call Shengan back." Wu Junjun replied succinctly.

In fact, I already guessed his answer. It's very good for Wu Min Jun to be free of Shengan's poisonous hands. Um... he shouldn't, after all, be too lazy... Calling her back, to his side is asking for trouble, Wu Min Jun will never do this.

Oh. It seems that he has not changed at all.

I sighed and thought of one thing: "Hey, how much wine is there?"

Wu Min Jun replied: "A dozen cylinders, there's enough."

I "oh" and said: "Then bring it again, I will drink some."

Wu Min Jun took the wine and warned me: "Don't drink too much."

"Rest assured, I haven't gotten drunk yet." I took the wine and said with great pride.

I really didn't get drunk because I didn't drink much at all.

I thought that I could go out after a period of time. I was happy in my heart. I thought of the inexplicable incomprehensibility of what happened before. It was very strange, and my thoughts were mixed. I took the wine and sipped it.

I quickly put the wine on the floor and head to the bed, saying softly: "Dizzy..."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

"I told you not to drink too much!" Wu Min Jun sighed and picked up the wine and takes a few mouthfuls.

Wu Min Jun went to bed, saying: "I am a little dizzy..."

"........."

***

I got drunk with Wu Min Jun and slept for a long time. When I woke up my headache was really bad and the candles in the room had burned out, it was obvious we had been asleep for a long time.

"Oh, don't get up too quickly," Wu Min Jun pushed me down, after a while, asked. "Are you feeling better?"

I nodded: "Yes."

"How about we play?" Wu Min Jun re-ignited a candle and raised an eyebrow at me.

I held my chest with caution: "Play what?!"

"..." Wu Min Jun almost dripped wax oil on my face. "Rest assured, I am not interested in you... how many times do I have to say it?!"

I:"..."

"Well, what are we playing?" I asked, looking at him.

Wu Min Jun thought for a moment and said: "Hey, one person will ask questions, and if the other party cannot answer, then they will have to drink."

I said happily: "Well, who's going to go first?"

Wu Min Jun said: "No turns, I will ask and you answer."

"..." The ghost is going to play.

I sank my face and pretended not to hear anything.

Wu Min Jun laughed: "Let's play, one person at a time."

"Well, I will start first." I said overjoyed, "What happened to you before?"

Wu Min Jun: "..."

He took the jar and took a big gulp.

Wu Min Jun: "How many stars are there in the sky?"

"..."

I took the jar of wine from his hand and took a big gulp.

"How many strands of hair do I have?" I looked at him with a smile.

"..."

Wu Min Jun took a sip of wine.

"What should I do if I am going through a menstrual period?" Wu Junjun raised an eyebrow at me.

"..."

He took a drink.

"You..." I just spoke, and Wu Min Jun suddenly took a sip from the jar. I didn't have time to react and blurted, "Have you ever liked a girl before?"

Wu Min Jun: "...you deliberately."

Me: "Ha ha ha ha who told you to be smart."

Wu Min Jun: "Okay, it's my turn, I ask you, how long has it been since the establishment of Xiyuan?"

"..." I frowned and drank.

"How long has it been since the establishment of Dongyuan State?" I asked with enthusiasm.

Wu Min Jun did not hesitate to drink, and then asked me: "How long has it been since the establishment of Dongyuan Country?"

"..." I cried, I really don't know, I was too embarrassed.

I squinted and took a big gulp.

In this way, soon enough, both of us became red-faced, and we could not speak clearly. The questions asked are basically "how many clouds in the sky", "how many people in Dongyuan country" and so on are inexplicable and impossible to answer.

So at the end of the day, we were both going crazy drinking, one person at a time, never backing down...

... I don't know why it turns out to be like this, really.

And even with the barely incomprehensible speech while drinking, we both still had the strength to continue to drink and kept digging up one jar after another, continuing to drink...

Until we got to the last jar - no one remembered that it is the last one.

I weighed the jar of wine in my hand and knew that there was not much left. I smiled and asked incoherently: "Do you still want to drink?"

Wu Min Jun equally drunk said: "drink..."

"Oh, I will give it to you after I have finished this." I laughed, drank the last bit of wine, and then dropped the jar back to the ground, saying that it is was gone.

Wu Min Jun: "..."

I swallowed the wine slowly, and even if I was drunk, I was still very happy to mess with him. I didn't notice when he got close to me.

I:"?"

Wu Min Jun reached out and pushed me to the wall, then held my face with both hands and kissed me directly!!!

Touching lips is no problem, he actually put his tongue in and moved it around a few times... The thick wine moves back and forth between our lips and mouth...

I widened my eyes and looked at the Wu Min Jun, who was extremely close. The drunkenness was lifted and I became alert, and then I pushed him with the greatest strength of my life: "You are sick -!!!"

Wu Min Jun was unstoppable, pulling me along and then we collided directly on the opposite wall, his head hit the wall, and suddenly it was bloody.

I:"..."

Wu Min Jun's mind cleared up: "..."

"How do you feel... does your head hurts?" I looked at me Wu Min Jun and reached out and touch my head.

"There's blood..." He looked at my palm.

I:"...Oh. it's not a big deal, but your head seems to be bleeding...hehe."