Chapter 247 - The tragedy of the Dark Imperatus the wise

"No, I never heard of such a thing. If you really believe that this pill is worth more than eight thousand arena coins, I can spare you a short moment, but keep in mind that we are in the middle of a heated auction! Even if I won't be bothered by it if it comes to be nothing more than a ruse, I can only speak for myself."

To be completely honest, when I heard the name of the story or just the name of the pill, my interest got instantly piqued. I don't think I have to explain why! If that pill turned out to be something like the legendary blue pill from the earth, I wouldn't mind throwing even twenty thousand arena coins away just go get my hands on it!

"I will put it in short words then, but keep in mind, this isn't a story you could hear in any of the sects. It's a dark legend from the immortal lands. Dark Imperatus was once a powerful immortal, so powerful, he could use his cultivation to manipulate his own seed to create life, despite already reaching the immortal stage! He was so powerful and wise, he could get the ones he cared around to orgasm without the end."

Taking a deep breath, the coated man took a while to build up the tension in the air before picking his story back up.

"The immortal realm is full of abilities others would consider unnatural. He grew so powerful that the only thing he feared, was losing his seed… which eventually, of course, he did! Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice every technique he knew, then his apprentice raped him when he slept. Ironic. He could make others orgasm, but in the end, couldn't cum himself…"

Is this some sort of a godly joke? Did the god of this place watch too many Stur Wurs to be able to keep himself from practically copying the earthy copypasta in a changed way to this world? And what this story had to do with this ethernal blue pill?

"Of course, while this pill is something that originally was created by the dark Imperatus himself, the one I can offer you is just a far cry from the ones used by the immortals. But as one of them myself, I can guarantee that it will make you able to constantly produce yang essence for the span of an entire day, keeping your vitals up for the job for as long as it will be necessary!"

Fuck. So this was, in essence, a viagra adopted to a cultivation reality. Not only would it make me hard for the entire day, but it would also keep my yang essence from drying out? But wait… The greatest worry that I have so far about joining natural edge sect is the potential feud with Nadia. If I were to get my hands on this pill, wouldn't I be able to get rid of her lust, allow her to reach a higher stage and resolve this only problem that bothered me while weighting down my options?

"Dear sir, while I don't dare to doubt your story, even if this pill can bring such effects, you will require at least two of them for me to consider your bid to be highest. Following my estimated alone, I can pay five thousand coins for each pill of this kind that you could provide, as long as the effects will be just as you described them!"

No matter what, I couldn't let this man notice how valuable these pills could prove to me. Considering how a single serving of my yang essence was enough to convert Eve's and Lucia's yin essence into points, I had some worries about what would happen if I were to amass more of the yin essence with the use of my dildos but would end up unable to absorb it all. If I could guarantee an endless supply of my own yang, then it would be just a matter of paying the price for draining the essence of countless women for the sake of maxing out every single aspect of my system!

Could there be an any better payoff than this?

Well, if only I could get my experience points without going to kill the magical beast myself, the life would be much easier, but I guess that would be asking for too much!

"Sir, I currently possess three of those pills but can part with only two of them. Since that's the case, I would like to offer ten thousand worth of arena coins for the sword!"

No matter how much I would like to get those pills, I couldn't simply throw away all the efforts I put into this auction for their sake. Worst case scenario, I would just approach this guy and make him a new sword for exchange of those pills.

"Ten thousand once…"

Looking around the stage, I did my very best to keep the hope that no one would butt in away from appearing on my face.

"Ten thousand twice…"

Just a little bit more, and all my worries will go away! With all the money I got from the auction, I will be able to buy out every single girl in every single brothel, and pay every single married man to rent his own cultivating partner! With this, no matter how greedy the system is, my days of poverty will be finally gone!

"Ten thousand sold!"

Tossing the sword to the coated man, I grabbed the two pills flying through the air in my direction. Instantly inspecting them with the use of Bonger analyzing tool, I confirmed that they indeed possessed the effects that this man claimed. If there was any disparity between his words and the window that popped up, I would make sure to get some assurance for the effects, only to get my sword back.

Even I wouldn't get as excited as to get scammed out of ten thousand worth of arena coins!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, with that, the auction officially concluded. As for the event that I announced, everyone who invested five thousand arena coins or more is eligible to take part in the after-party. If dear Sirs thought that this auction was full of surprises, then let me tell you, we left the grandest one for the very end!"

With the limited amount of dildos that I managed to produce and fill with the rich yin essence, there was only so many people that I could invite. I know how one would feel if he were to be invited to a banquet in a five-star restaurant, only to learn that there wasn't enough food for him!

By giving the minimal requirement of five thousand spent on the auction, I managed to limit the number of eligible parties to just below the number of dildos I have prepared in advance!