"Mr. Wang, it's your turn to appear soon." A staff member came to the lounge and whispered a warning.
Wang Jian nodded, took the speech and followed him to the stage.
At this time, lily, who has already incarnated as Dai Anna's fan sister, comes over.
"What was the effect of their speech?" Wang Jian asked questions casually.
"Mrs. Hillary, Princess Diana, and the lady named Wendi Deng have all been successful."
"But the effect of Ms. Meryl Streep..." she pauses and points out.
Wang Jian opened the curtain curiously and peeped away.
There was already an audience yawning.
Er... Famous Hollywood movie stars, can only get this kind of treatment?
Wang Jian asked curiously, "that Miss Deng Wendi is also welcomed by the audience?"
"Yes." Lily's mouth began to smile almost uncontrollably. "She said that women's childbirth is a kind of physical injury, and men should compensate for it."
"Moreover, marriage is more costly and risky for women, and men should pay a deposit in advance."
Er...
is this a betrothal gift?
For some reason, such a word suddenly appeared in Wang Jian's mind.
This kind of thing can't be used for reference.
If this kind of thing becomes popular all over the world, you will be killed.
When he couldn't laugh or cry, there was a burst of sparse applause.
The famous Hollywood actress Meryl Streep, a little ugly, came over.
After seeing Wang Jian, she forced herself to smile. "As the only male spokesman, Wang, I'm looking forward to your success."
What makes you successful?
I'm not like Miss Deng Wendi, who can afford anything.
He had no choice but to shake hands with the other party and walked slowly to the stage.
Before speaking, Wang Jian glanced at the crowd.
Huh?
African American?
The couple in charge have so much energy!
Is this to carry out political correctness to the end?
He sighed and raised the microphone.
However, it should be none of your business.
After all, there are too few paid readers for the African American community.
"According to the survey, the number of American women who suffered domestic violence last year..." Wang Jian began to read a manuscript.
At this time, the president's office of bet.
Robert Johnson, the only African American media mogul, breathed a long sigh of relief.
This young Asian writer has no problem following the normal speaking process.
If you are still like the Asian lady just now, you can put forward the so-called "pregnancy compensation" and "marriage deposit" and so on.
Just look at the excited and crazy state of the female audience. Those niggers with nerd attribute can't beat the women!
"Marriage bond?" Robert took a sip of his coffee and said, "is this going to make us African American extinct?"
Under the influence of this mentality, he even felt that the Asian American writer who only talked about domestic violence began to become lovely.
Robert Johnson watched his watch and TV, counting the start time in his heart.
"Don't blame me, Mr. Wang." He leisurely said: "blame yourself, want to integrate the publishing industry."
Just as he saw the African American group begin to squeeze space and rush forward, Wang Jian's tone and mood began to rise.
"Why is it that the exchange of jerseys among male athletes is a symbol of friendship, while Ms. Madonna is criticized for wearing only a little revealing?"
"She's just showing her underwear. She's not topless like Michael Jordan!"
"This is sexism! Our bodies should be decided by us! "
With these words, Wang Jian untied his shirt and completely revealed his upper body.
No matter what the response is, I've done enough with my posture.
Looking at the shocked women, Wang Jian chuckled in his heart.
"They may say that their arguments don't get to the point, but they certainly don't say that they have ulterior motives and just want to rub the heat of feminism."
But at this time, the northwest corner suddenly put up a flag, on the "Pope" and "harem Pauline" book club.
Dig!
Wang Jian was surprised. Why are they everywhere!
"I'm in charge of my body!"
The women began to take off their coats as they cried.
Some people even took bra off.
At this time, Wang Jian collapsed, but what was more collapsed than him was a black man with dirty pigtails.I'm going to point out that Asian American "religious discrimination" soon, but how can I get stuck in the Communist Party?
Just when his head was short circuited and other women were stunned, a simple voice called out: "Wang Jian, you are discriminating against religion!"
Huh?
Molly, who had to take off her clothes because she was forced to ride a tiger by her previous boasting, turned her head immediately.
At this time, she could not help but think of the plot in the Pope, and Joan I was possessed in an instant.
There are many fans who have the same idea with her. These people immediately surrounded the strong black men and asked loudly, "women take off their coats is religious discrimination, you are sexism!"
This strong man with a broken head looked back at everyone.
See other nerd, staring at the naked woman in a daze.
The habit he had formed before made him impatiently push Molly away and continue to rush towards the podium.
At this time, the nerd group reacted and began to continue their work.
But they just touched the woman's body, they heard the hissing cry: "men are beating women!"
Well, even though Wang Jian's speech on domestic violence was not brilliant, it still had some influence.
In addition, most of the people present were feminists.
So...
many women who had been embarrassed took off their coats to support Molly.
Also rushed to fight with the fans.
"You are racist. Why do you beat us African Americans?"
"You are sexist. Why do you beat us women?"
"We're not African Americans, we're not women, we're the FBI!"
"Sisters, don't listen to their nonsense. These people must be women hating elements!"
"Captain, please help, these women are crazy!"
“hollyshit!” NBC reporter scolded, quickly directed the camera to Wang Jian on the stage.
"Why, every time I meet him, such strange things happen!"
"Why do I come across such strange things every time?" Wang Jian looked at the audience and murmured to himself.
By this time, the strong black man had rushed to the podium.
Wang Jian didn't respond, but he was not frightened.
It's a group of undressed women chasing strong black men. It's a bit shocking and funny.
All of a sudden, Lily rushes to Wang Jian and kicks the black man down.
And this scene is also the last live video cut off due to the riot.
"This..." Robert Johnson in the office looked at the TV picture and was stunned.
And he showed the same look, and backstage Hillary, day Anna, Deng Wendi and others.
Only Clinton, the contemporary commander in chief, can see more and more clearly.
"Wang Jian...
" so funny! "