Los Angeles, in an ordinary two-story villa in Pasadena.
Howard, 16, is bored pressing the remote control.
He was originally going to the cinema with two equally excluded classmates.
But because of the sudden collapse of his mother's spirit, he had to choose to stay at home.
"Well, those two people want to see different movies. One is Mr. sweetheart starring Tom Cruz."
"The other, it's like I'm so rich."
A movie starring Tom Cruz, and other movies?
Howard felt deeply confused about his partner's decision.
He often imagined that he was as handsome as the superstar and became a man of the year on campus.
When the time comes, what cheerleaders and prom queens are still competing to date themselves?
"Hey, hey..." With a dirty smile, he fell into fantasy.
At this time, the alarm clock suddenly rang, which woke Howard up.
He immediately pressed the remote and watched the premiere of "Mr. sweetheart.".
"Tom Cruz is still handsome, his wife Nicole It's very beautiful, too! "
Howard hesitated and looked at his mother's room.
After finding that it was still tightly closed and there was no sign of it coming out, he picked up the napkin on the table.
It's also a good way to kill time
But when Howard looked at the TV again, he was startled.
Handsome men and beautiful women have disappeared, replaced by a group of muscular men.
"This movie, in a sense, reflects the real life of our football players."
"I hope everyone can come to the cinema and learn about our real life."
Howard watched TV and looked at the tissue in his hand. For a moment, he didn't know how to go on.
All of a sudden, it occurred to him that there was another film to be premiered.
For other places, it's not so easy to see the premiere.
But this is Los Angeles!
"Although a lot of heroine's name, has not heard at all." Howard murmured to himself.
But It's always women, isn't it?
When a person's expectation is very low, just give a little hope, it will get endless surprise.
This situation is very suitable for Howard's mentality at the moment.
"OMG, what kind of movie is this? There are so many beautiful actors!"
"Next, let's welcome Lucy Liu, the protagonist, and Mr. Wang Jian, the famous best-selling writer who is the archetype of the protagonist."
Wang Jian
The name of this tongue twister? A little familiar
"By the way," Howard thought of his companion's comments before. "It seems that he is the founder of some kind of Internet literature."
Because his father left home? Although he wanted to buy a computer, he didn't ask his mother.
Howard watched TV? He wanted to know what kind of existence this writer was praised by several of his peers.
"Hehe? I'm not a prototype. This movie is just like a self portrait."
"I feel that compared with myself, the gentleman who appears next is more like a prototype character."
Then Howard exclaimed, "Larry Elson?"
Although, when he mentions this person, like most people, he is despised and despised.
But in fact, from the heart, Howard is envious of each other.
"Ha," Larry Elson told the host with a smile, "I'm not a prototype, but I'm trying to be a prototype."
After that? Another row of women, standing in front of the camera.
In front of it, there are some familiar faces.
"Mr. Al Pacino, have you ever played a similar role?"
"Well No "Godfather" embarrassed smile? "The protagonist revenge role, should be the first time."
"Because? I usually play the leading role."
Howard is watching TV? His eyes are opening wider and wider.
The president of the school's drama club was rated as very much like Al Pacino.
Therefore, the girls of the drama club are crazy about each other.
Next is Nicholas Cage?
This is the melancholy president of the literary society!
Stallone
Howard didn't hesitate at all. He regarded the other side as the football captain.
Are these people the villains they play?
"Ha ha, I'm Monica BELLUCCI. In the film, one of the lovers who plays the leading role. "
"It's also the fuse of the conflict between the protagonist and Mr. Al Pacino."This Definitely the prom queen!
Howard watched the TV, his hands shaking slightly.
"I'm Penelope Cruz from Spain, and I'm the main character's lover."
This It's a replica of a cheerleader!
Howard whispered, "anything else I can bear it
But the next scene, almost let him out of a nosebleed.
At the request of the host, the full-blown Asian leading lady actually kisses several leading ladies.
"Howard, my shoulder hurts. Come and give me a massage." Mother's voice came from the room.
Originally, he wanted to roar back as before.
But considering his mother's mental state, Howard could only reluctantly watch TV and step back into his mother's room.
"Larry Elson So many heroines, what kind of movie is this
Even in massage, Howard can't control his strong imagination.
About two hours later, he finally got rid of his mother and returned to the living room.
"Well, the premiere is over." Howard sighed. "Maybe even the movie is over."
No Is the movie over?
Without thinking about it, he picked up the phone and dialed his companion.
“shit!” Howard low scold a, found that dial out is to see "Mr. sweetheart" that one.
Forget it After all, the existence of Tom Cruz in this film should be convenient for your imagination.
Instead of hanging up, he casually asked, "how was the movie?"
"It's wonderful. It's the standard of Tom Cruise." The companion replied.
"Then you'll accompany me to see it tomorrow?"
"Well It's until the plot. It's going to be boring. "
"Cut," Howard snorted scornfully and hung up.
Then, it was allocated to the students who went to watch I'm so rich.
"How about the movie?"
"How to say, the whole film is basically not a complete story."
"But..." The companion pauses, "mother fucker, it's so cool!"
"And the scale of this movie is very big!"
"The most important thing is that our dream has come true!"
"In the movie, it's all about women and women making out."
The more Howard listened, the more excited he was. Imagine the picture his partner described. He felt that his head was going to explode.
"Tomorrow, let's go and have a look together?"
"Till tomorrow?" The companion said loudly, "I'm going home to get some pocket money and prepare to brush it again."
"The first time I saw it, I only paid attention to the heroines."
"Besides these, is there anything else to review?" Howard asked suspiciously.
"Of course!" The companion affirmative reply: "this time, I want to bring those villains into the school life."
"And I am the protagonist!"