v2 Chapter 66： Quirrell's Cataclysm

In general, Hogwarts teachers are treated fairly well.

Food and accommodation are included, and there are two extra long holidays throughout the year. The salary is so-so, but it does not stimulate consumption.

This job is very suitable for unemployed wizards who have just graduated and have no savings, and it is a good place to eat and die.

Of course, school professors also have many unknown gray incomes, such as purchasing teaching equipment, purchasing herbal seeds, purchasing herbal medicine...

Snape and Professor Sprout have a lot of experience in this regard... They both made their fortunes by picking up school wool, and embarked on a characteristic road of "some wizards get rich first".

Trelawney can't. Her teaching equipment is always the same: prophecy **** and tea leaves.

Although the prophecy ball is often "broken" and the tea leaves are brewed every day, it does not mean that Professor Trelawney has the opportunity to get rid of poverty.

As a senior old house girl, in addition to hiding in the north tower every day and "chasing drama" with the prophecy ball, when she has the most steps, she goes downstairs to the kitchen to steal food in the middle of the night.

Even going to the playground to watch a Quidditch match was a short-term trip worth planning for a long time for her.

If there is a lack of teaching equipment, Professor Trelawney never buys it, but asks "Old Aunt" Professor McGonagall to help go out shopping.

So Trelawney has absolutely no chance of making false accounts, nor does she have the energy.

But what to say, Professor Trelawney is also a witch who loves to enjoy. She loves sherry and drinks it as mineral water every day.

This stuff is ridiculously expensive, and the school kitchen doesn't buy it. Trelawney has to pay for it every month.

She has "moonlighted" for eleven years. If it wasn't for the school's food and housing, she would have starved to death on the street long ago.

This led to Trelawney for so many years, she really didn't save much money.

It was Professor McGonagall... She collected all the empty wine bottles that Trelawney had been drinking for eleven years and sold them as scraps. She collected a large amount of funds for the school and purchased a batch of prophecy balls.

This made Professor McGonagall, a small (stingy) financial expert, proud for a long time.

So taking advantage of this "work injury", Professor Trelawney hurriedly asked for a salary increase.

Add it, add it, anyway, the money is paid by the school director... With a wave of Dumbledore's hand, Trelawney tripled it.

Snape, who was beside him, looked at Dumbledore with a malicious look. He slandered, "Could that old liar be the headmaster's illegitimate daughter?"

As we all know, Dumbledore is a ten thousand year old bachelor. If he has an illegitimate daughter outside, it would not be too unexpected.

The professors are discussing the salary issue, trying to imply that Dumbledore's prices have skyrocketed recently, and they can also increase some salary appropriately.

Quirrell was still vigilant, he really didn't care about the salary.

He squinted and swept across the hall from the corner of his eye, and found that something was not right. It seemed that there were more and more people peeping at him.

That look is like looking at Kim Galleon!

He took a sip of milk and stuck a fork in a chunk of cheese.

Dumbledore was concerned, "Professor Quirrell, have you ever eaten sausage? It's delicious, if you don't mind..."

"No...I mind...Thank you, Headmaster." Professor Quirrell refused vigilantly, he was afraid that Dumbledore would add a special liquid in it.

- Veritaserum.

He suddenly had a bad feeling, and this premonition became stronger and stronger.

"Forget it." Dumbledore shrugged, glanced at the cheese, swallowed the sausage in one bite, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Professor Quirrell swallowed the cheese.

"Grumbling."

Strange voices sounded in the hall.

Professor Quirrell was like a little goldfish, and his mouth started to chug colorful bubbles.

The bubbles floated in mid-air, originally only a few centimeters in diameter, but suddenly expanded to dozens of centimeters.

Through the colorful halo of the bubbles, you can see different objects rolling inside each.

As Snape, who had been attacked in class, he immediately stood up vigilantly and avoided far away.

He raised his wand, and a red light burst the bubble.

Bang!

The bubbles above Quirrell's head burst, and a large amount of cold water fell from the air with a "swoosh".

He became a jerk.

Soon, the first bubble triggered a chain reaction, and there was only a cracking sound in the auditorium.

The bubbles are not only cold water, but also all kinds of black lake creatures.

An octopus fell down, and its long tentacles were tightly attached to the back of Quirrell's head, as if hoping to chat with him about Heavenly Father and Savior - Cthulhu.

Quirrell wanted to pull the octopus off, but a crab caught his hand, and several giant leeches dived into the scarf, as if there was delicious blood in it.

Professor McGonagall was stunned. She said angrily, "Principal, this kind of prank... is too much!"

Dumbledore shrugged: "I don't know who did it! However, I just reminded Professor Quirrell to let him eat grilled sausage, he insists on cheese..."

Professor McGonagall was speechless, is this a reminder?

Mag glanced sternly at William and the twins, who were holding a pen and quickly memorizing valid data.

Yes, this is indeed a prank product invented by William, a snack called "Colorful Bubbles".

If you accidentally eat it, you will spit out bubbles. After popping it, you may get smoke on your head, you may get wet with water, and you may drop smashing beans... It all depends on your luck.

Obviously, Professor Quirrell's colorful bubbles are an enhanced version.

This is undoubtedly an experimental product, and Quirrell became the first test subject.

Professor Quirrell ran frantically back to his office and didn't go to the first class.

But for him, this is just the beginning of the madness. William and the others have raised the bounty to one hundred Galleons.

Whoever can let everyone see what's under Professor Quirrell's scarf can completely take one hundred Galleons away.

This is a huge amount of money, and many adult wizards don't get that much for a month's salary.

Encouraged by the huge reward, a large number of students are competing fiercely, madly showing their long-repressed talents, and constantly playing pranks.

Lee Jordan shot the golden dye on Quirrell's head and released the Sniff he had borrowed from Fred.

Sniffing the cat who smelled catnip jumped behind Quirrell and almost stole his "golden" scarf.

However, Quirrell used the magic in time, and Niu Niu gnawed at his head several times angrily, and hit the back of the head frantically.

Big dung bombs and stink bombs were thrown into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom one after another.

Soon, chanting head mantras became the new fashion for the students, which ensured fresh air for themselves, but also made them look weird, like having a goldfish bowl upside down on their heads.

Cedric used the Bubble Pods given by William to make a batch of fake wands overnight.

As long as this wand is held in the hand, it is like a pea shooter, constantly spitting out beans.

This pea wand sold out instantly and was snapped up by everyone.

Walking in the corridor, everyone can see a dozen students holding pea wands at any time, relying on favorable terrain to block Quirrell!

This is the live-action version of PUBG!

The most important thing is to eat chicken, and "Voldemort" is not so easy to be.

Peeves also joined the fight, laughing shrilly, flying over the school, overturning tables, knocking down statues and vases at Quirrell.

But a professor is a professor. Although his face is swollen, he still stands firm and does not take off his scarf.

However, he now wears a thick layer of armor when he goes out, like an armored warrior!

Under this crazy offensive, Christmas is coming soon.

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(Thanks to "Fellow Daoist, please stay here" and "104003" for the reward from the two bosses\\(//?//)\\)

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