Latest website: One class gave everyone a deeper understanding of Professor McGonagall, especially her 'funny' and 'thought-provoking' quotes.
William decided to record it, put the sentence "You can still sleep at your age!"... Make it a ghost and animal magic alarm, and then sell it.
Any student who listened to it would definitely wake up immediately and smear the wall with feces.
According to Hogwarts tradition, the first day of school is always full of surprises.
This time is no exception.
At noon, a shocking news began to spread wildly on the campus:
Neville issued a death declaration to Professor Snape!
Hogwarts is a paradise for gossip, and many times, a small detail can spread a very outrageous gossip.
For example, last year, it was rumored that Professor Snape was a werewolf, and that he was Black's... and so on.
So, this thing sounds like a lot of nonsense and a lot of fake. But unfortunately, this time it was true.
Neville said to Professor Snape in the potions class:
Be careful! When brewing potions in the future, pay attention to your cauldron... don't explode!
This is full of warnings, and it makes people shudder to hear it.
Everyone was stunned, and the students of Gryffindor were also terrified. I didn't expect that Neville, who was always honest, would be able to say such a thing.
Sure enough, honest people were forced to do anything.
If only this sentence, everyone can understand. Maybe it's really just Neville, who cares about our lovely and charming sect?
Unexpectedly, in class, Neville also burned three cauldrons on the spot and blew the chamber twice.
Snape's hair was greasy and his hairline had risen a millimeter.
That's why he experienced the Marietta incident in the past, so he went through hundreds of battles, and he fell under the cauldron of the blast without being hit.
Otherwise, he would already be lying in the school hospital, mocked by Madam Pomfrey.
After class, Neville found William in tears.
"This is what Percy said, he said that the thickness of foreign crucibles is not good, it is easy to fry.
I'm just concerned about Professor Snape, let him be careful. "
Neville really only cared a little.
But with that sentence, plus the bombing, it's no joke.
So, Professor Snape unceremoniously punished him to stay in school to work, to disembowel a large bucket of long-horned toads.
And I can only use my hands!
Next time, just use your mouth.
The students knew that Professor Snape was in a bad mood. In the afternoon class, everyone was honest.
Professor Moody also arrived inexplicably, and lingered at the door of the basement classroom.
With Mad-Eye, Snape seemed extra careful, visibly avoiding his eyes.
Whether it's the magic eye or the normal eye.
The students all whispered, remembering that in the first year, Professor Snape entered the palace twice... and was imprisoned in Azkaban by the Ministry of Magic.
Back then, Moody was still an Auror. Maybe something special happened between the two.
Is it torture to extract a confession, or a prison school... These are two completely different concepts.
"Quiet," Snape said coldly.
He slammed the classroom door with a backhand, keeping Moody out.
There was no need for him to order everyone to be quiet. As soon as the whole class heard the door closed, they immediately became silent, and all small movements stopped.
"Before we start class today," Snape said, walking quickly to the podium, looking at them all sternly.
"I think I need to remind you that in June next year, you will be taking an important exam."
"At that time, you will prove to yourself how much knowledge of potions you have learned from me.
Although, there are some students in this class who are really retarded, stupid enough to be side by side with trolls...even I can't teach them well.
But I still hope that everyone can be there. Reluctantly 'passed' the Ls exam, or I'd be... angry. "
For six consecutive years, Ls exam, the professor with the highest passing rate of students, Snape still has this confidence.
Yes, don't look at Professor Snape's hot appearance, but he is also an "excellent young teacher" at Hogwarts.
It's completely different from Trelawney, who has the second-last pass rate.
As for who is the first... It must be Professor Babuji of Muggle Studies.
"Of course, after this year, many of you will no longer be able to take my classes," Snape continued.
"I only select the best students to enter my potions class... and those who are obvious idiots must say goodbye."
Everyone held their breath.
Snape sneered: "It's not that I don't want to teach, but that someone's intelligence is not enough to support him, and he continues to roam in the wonderful field of potions."
The students straightened up, as if trying to show that they were not "someone."
After Professor Snape finished taunting, he began to teach the process of brewing the demulcent.
William had prepared this potion during the first-year time loop.
The soothing agent can calm and relieve irritability and anxiety, and completely calm down. This "sage mode" is very good for learning.
But if you put the ingredients in a careless manner, it will make the user fall into a deadly drowsiness.
Therefore, Professor Snape asked that at the end of the class, all students would taste a small drop of their potion.
This proposal makes everyone more focused and cautious.
It doesn't matter if you fall asleep, you are afraid of being poisoned by yourself.
"The ingredients and preparation are on the blackboard." Snape waved his wand. "Everything you need is in the storage cabinet."
Everyone lined up and got up to get the potion honestly.
Professor Snape squinted, staring at the crack of the door. Moody hasn't left yet. With his magic eye, he can penetrate the door.
William walked to the locker and found it was full of materials. There are also many strains of vine pods, all wrinkled by blisters.
These were obviously Professor Sprout's little cuties, "picked up" by Snape and put in the storage room.
Since there are so many, it's still Professor Sprout's stuff. William takes some... it's not a big deal, right?
Besides, he didn't take many...just a few dozen.
Qiu You followed and took it, and put it in the ring with the Unmarked Stretching Charm.
Marietta followed suit...
When the little eagles closed the door of the storage room, the good guy... just emptied one floor.
It's just that Professor Snape didn't see it, and he was still staring at Moody from the air, fighting him in the middle of the door (seam).
The two got **** hard.
An hour later, a faint, silvery-white steam appeared in William's cauldron. His potion is finished.
Professor Snape just glanced and left without speaking.
In McGonagall's words: This kind of student should not be placed in the classroom and affect the mentality of other students.
In Qiu's crucible, dark gray gas was bubbling up, with a strong smell of rotten eggs.
If you drink this stuff, you won't be poisoned to death, but you'll have to stink to death.
Qiu looked at his friend as if asking for help, William glanced at Snape's back, and hurriedly waved his wand.
Her crucible automatically stirred counterclockwise, and then the hellebore syrup in the test tube slowly dripped into it.
The smell of rotten eggs is gone, and the color is starting to change.
But Marietta wasn't so good, her cauldron was glowing green and making a puff puff sound, like it was getting hot...exploding.
Everyone knows...the cauldron is about to explode.
William waved his wand, freezing the entire cauldron.
Snape came, with a terrifying sarcasm on his face, and smiled: "Stark uses magic... Ravenclaw deducts five points!"
He shook his wand and said, "It disappeared without a trace."
Marietta's potion vanished at once, and she was standing beside an empty cauldron, foolishly.
"Why don't you help your classmates? Stark, another five points!"
William: "..."
"Saturday, come to my office for tutoring!"
Professor Snape said angrily at Marietta. "I'll tutor you alone!"
Isn't this lowering the pass rate of his excellent teachers!
Professor McGonagall tries to surpass him every year!
Since the Quidditch Cup and the House Cup this is one of the few places where Snape can mock Gryffindor.
Be careful... This year has to be an unprecedented seven-game winning streak.
After class, all the students walked out of the classroom.
Ravenclaw students go especially fast.
After an unknown amount of time, a roar suddenly came from the basement classroom.
Professor Snape was horrified to find that he picked up the herbal medicine for Xiaobansu yesterday... it's gone.
Who killed a thousand knives and stole it!
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